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The Flying Deuces

He's not in love with a fish. It's a girl!

Francois:

Pardon me gentlemen, what seems to be the trouble? Stanley:
Well, if you don't mind, we're going to jump in the river. Francois:
But, why commit such a foolish action? Surely, your troubles can't be as bad as all that. Stanley:
Well, that's what I've been trying to tell him. [points to Ollie] Stanley:
All because he fell in love with a dame. Now, isn't the silly? Francois:
No woman is worth that. Stanley:
I should say not. Oliver:
You haven't seen her. If you knew her as I know her... Francois:
I understand. But, don't you get, there are plenty more fish in the sea. Stanley:
He's not in love with a fish. It's a girl!

Full Transcript

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- Goodbye, Ollie. - Shut up!
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One... two...
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Pardon me, gentlemen. What seems to be the trouble?
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Well, if you don't mind, we're going to jump in the river.
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But why to commit such a foolish action?
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Surely your troubles can't be as bad as all that.
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Well, that's what I have been trying to tell him.
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All because he fell in love with a dame. Now, isn't that silly?
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- No woman is worth that. - I should say not.
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You haven't seen her! If you knew her as I know her.
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I understand. But don't forget. There are plenty more fish in the sea.
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He is not in love with a fish... It's a girl.
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- That's just an expression, my friend. - Oh.
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I realize how you feel, but you have to much to live for.
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Sure, you have your dog and there's me...
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Life is too precious to throw away on account...
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of some woman who probably isn't worthy of you.
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He is right, Ollie.
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She is worthy, all right. But there was another man...
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and if I could meet him face to face, what I'd to him would be nobody's business.
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Yes, sir!
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Well, advise is cheap.
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Maybe if you have listened to my suggestion your problem would be solved.
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What is your suggestion?
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Join the Foreign Legion.
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- What for?! - To forget.
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Say, that's not a bad idea, Ollie.
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Better than jumping in here... We could forget all our troubles...
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You're right, Stanley.
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- Thank you, mister for telling us. - It was a pleasure.
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- Goodbye and good luck. - Goodbye.
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Geee...that's great, isn't it?
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- No we don't have... - Say, we can't join the Foreign Legion.
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We gotta to be back in DesMoines on the 17th.
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Well, you ready?
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Timestamp in Movie
00:20:10
Uploaded
Oct 13, 2021
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Boris Morros Productions

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Movie Summary

Ollie has fallen in love with the innkeeper's daughter in Paris. The only problem - she's very much in love with her husband. To forget her he joins the Foreign Legion with Stan. Bad idea.

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