What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop...
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Tommy Johnson:
What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!
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What else are you gonna do on a Saturday
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Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols
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Then try and avoid your wife's gaze
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as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage
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Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs fruit machines and brasses
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Fuck that for a laugh
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I know what I'd rather do
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Tottenham away Love it
Clip duration: 20 seconds
Views: 1064
Timestamp in movie: 00h 07m 35s
Uploaded: 05 December, 2022
Genres: crime, drama, sport
Summary: An insight on the gritty life of a bored male, Chelsea football hooligan who lives for violence, sex, drugs & alcohol.
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00:05 I was expecting a bowl of cornflakes and a quick wank
00:25 Kicked half to death
00:11 Don't get lemon Bill
00:08 Don't tell me you'd rather go to football
00:10 He'd taken so many beatings on the terraces that he...
00:05 I work long and hard
00:04 Don't fuck about
00:05 I'm gonna smash the fuckin' granny out of that
00:07 The geezer is a complete nutter who will never talk to us...
01:00 Air conditioning
00:24 Old Bill Farrell
00:12 The next best thing to violence is sex
00:17 Let's get out of here Bill
00:37 Don't you ever get the itch
00:05 Listen We'll get the beers safe Then we'll...
00:14 There's nothing different about me
00:04 And mug me off in front of my pals
00:04 Go on jog on
00:09 Getting beaten up by football hooligans is like having VD...
00:20 What else are you gonna do on a Saturday