"The Fortune Cookie" quotes

00:28 Compressed vertebra 00:13 But you can't fool all of the people all of the time 00:11 She should be in Florida 00:06 But they don't know we know 00:21 I think l'm goin' out of my mind 00:15 There'll be enough for everybody 00:18 Just wanted some legal advice from Willie 00:17 L suggest we try the friendly approach 00:22 How are you gonna pay for all of this 00:12 Why don't you kids go play on the freeway 00:08 I was comin out this store and there it was on the sidewalk 00:09 Charlotte fixed Mother s room for you That s nice 00:43 I'm not gonna take any shots from a waiter 00:35 All these newfangled machines 00:13 This is a hospital 00:15 I don't want to find you here when I get back 00:12 Funny thing about marriage 00:17 I didn t know she was a singer She always wanted to be 00:37 Baltimore and Ohio Railroad 00:19 Doesn't it do your heart good 00:35 Exactly how did you break your hip 00:25 I'll be all right 00:14 Internal bleeding 00:12 What're you watchin' 00:15 Insurance companies have got so much money they ve run out... 00:04 I'm looking for a freckle 00:32 We don't accept it at face value 00:04 Get Gingrich on the phone 00:09 I'm his brother in law 00:11 What's the matter 00:15 Oh it's lucky I didn't 00:22 And stupid Agh 00:15 You know Harry l ve seen guys carry a torch before but you... 00:11 Are you sure I don t wear this because l m a barber 00:27 Of course we know it's a million dollars 00:24 Say how much do you think my pelvis is worth 00:08 I sure hope they don't give me a saliva test 00:17 What if I get an infection from this 00:08 Looks like Boom Boom Jackson has not only racked up 55 yards 00:16 I wanna see you in a fastback Mustang 00:10 Hello Well welcome to Cleveland 00:16 Whatever happened to all those beautiful nurses you see on... 00:11 Get back in bed 00:11 I thought you might like some nice stewed prunes 00:29 Cooks like a pig and smokes in bed 00:13 There s nothing wrong with my back 00:27 I will Look l m not sayin l m any better than the next guy 00:11 You should bone up on negligence We ve seen the hospital... 00:07 You don't want to settle 00:08 I picked up some stuff at your apartment 00:19 Hello Mother Hi Charlotte My poor baby 00:09 Remember that day It was July 4th 00:22 How much do you think my pelvis is worth 00:12 I'm considering suing the United Fruit Company 00:07 Thompson and Kincaid 00:18 Could l have that cigarette 00:18 We open the kid up and what do we find 00:09 I wish you'd tell him to stay away from here 00:43 I don t want that Would you take it away 00:22 We're just wastin' our time 00:20 I hope she likes my dinner What are we havin 00:22 In return for a release from all future claims 00:09 No Thank you Boom Boom but l d rather not 00:35 I once shadowed a guy suin' the Yellow Cab Company 00:18 Keep your mind on business 00:08 Like what To speed up the action we ll goose em 00:34 Actually l m the guy that hit him 00:16 I can't wait to see that pretty puss again 00:20 What do you think of Sandy 00:12 What are you looking for 00:16 Can l ask you a question 00:31 I've learned to cook now 00:04 The team fightin to stay up there and this has to happen 00:10 So don t snow me I know it s a fraud I wish you wouldn t use... 00:12 That all the money from the insurance over and above medical... 00:17 Low calorie yogurt 00:14 They settled Good 00:08 Anybody care for cocoa 00:25 Everything's Coming up Roses that's what l want...