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"The Full Monty" quotes

The Full Monty poster
Six unemployed steel workers form a male striptease act. The women cheer them on to go for "the full monty" - total nudity.

Director: Peter Cattaneo
Writer: Simon Beaufoy
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $45,950,122
Released: 19 Sep 1997
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 37 wins & 35 nominations total
He's got gnomes - The Full Monty 00:09 He's got gnomes You got some fit birds in there - The Full Monty 00:14 You got some fit birds in there I think I'm going to be sick - The Full Monty 00:04 I think I'm going to be sick I can just see him doing all that twizzling about bollocks - The Full Monty 00:08 I can just see him doing all that twizzling about bollocks We had the real thing up here the other day - The Full Monty 00:09 We had the real thing up here the other day It's amazin' how tirin' it is doin' nowt - The Full Monty 00:13 It's amazin' how tirin' it is doin' nowt Have you been actively looking for work in the last fortnight - The Full Monty 00:18 Have you been actively looking for work in the last... That were crap - The Full Monty 00:06 That were crap Don't you EVER call me a fat bastard again - The Full Monty 00:06 Don't you EVER call me a fat bastard again They're 20 quid each them - The Full Monty 00:06 They're 20 quid each them What are you doin' - The Full Monty 00:21 What are you doin' Dancers have coordination - The Full Monty 00:18 Dancers have coordination What can you do - The Full Monty 00:23 What can you do No one said anything to me about the full monty - The Full Monty 00:06 No one said anything to me about the full monty Who wants to see this dance - The Full Monty 00:09 Who wants to see this dance I don't feel well - The Full Monty 00:09 I don't feel well Put down and piss off - The Full Monty 00:08 Put down and piss off I need an audience - The Full Monty 00:08 I need an audience What are you doing - The Full Monty 00:23 What are you doing Yeah but me willy I mean to say Your willy - The Full Monty 00:08 Yeah but me willy I mean to say Your willy Bastard Fucking hell - The Full Monty 00:05 Bastard Fucking hell Is a feminist issue - The Full Monty 00:11 Is a feminist issue I just pray they're a bit more understanding about us - The Full Monty 01:00 I just pray they're a bit more understanding about us You're always ahead there - The Full Monty 00:24 You're always ahead there Some of us are trying to get a job - The Full Monty 00:24 Some of us are trying to get a job I've got a degree in ass wiggling - The Full Monty 00:14 I've got a degree in ass wiggling You've got an innocent face I've got serial killer written on mine - The Full Monty 00:11 You've got an innocent face I've got serial killer... Folks don't laugh so loud when you've a grand in your back pocket - The Full Monty 00:07 Folks don't laugh so loud when you've a grand in... I didn't go on the nick in Asda for some chuffin' women's DYI video - The Full Monty 00:37 I didn't go on the nick in Asda for some chuffin'... There's nowt as queer as folk - The Full Monty 00:07 There's nowt as queer as folk Gentlemen the lunchbox has landed - The Full Monty 00:09 Gentlemen the lunchbox has landed Now there's a way to go - The Full Monty 00:20 Now there's a way to go No bugger robs pipes in the buff - The Full Monty 00:25 No bugger robs pipes in the buff So your daddy dances in front of you - The Full Monty 00:08 So your daddy dances in front of you Haven't got any mates - The Full Monty 00:29 Haven't got any mates Don't be so bloody daft - The Full Monty 00:23 Don't be so bloody daft The fatter I get - The Full Monty 00:12 The fatter I get It's not for me - The Full Monty 00:46 It's not for me 99 and we're still a fuckin' fiver short - The Full Monty 00:06 99 and we're still a fuckin' fiver short And you're both fucking ugly - The Full Monty 00:07 And you're both fucking ugly Anti wrinkle cream there may be - The Full Monty 00:08 Anti wrinkle cream there may be You're all right - The Full Monty 00:43 You're all right That's not much of a chuffing SOS is it - The Full Monty 00:17 That's not much of a chuffing SOS is it

Cast

Dave - Mark Addy
Nathan - Wim Snape
Lomper - Steve Huison
Gerald - Tom Wilkinson