No. And they won't say nowt about your personality neither. Which is good 'cause you're...
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Dave:
Well, I just pray they're a bit more understanding about us, that's all. Horse:
You what? Dave:
Well, they're going to be looking at us like that, aren't they, Eh? I mean, what if next Friday 400 women turn 'round and say "He's too fat, he's too old and he's a pigeon-chested little tosser."? What happens then, eh? Horse:
They wouldn't say that, would they? Dave:
Why not? He's just said her tits are too big. Lomper:
That's different. We're... blokes. Dave:
Yeah, and? Gerald:
I think she's got nice tits, actually. Lomper:
I never said owt about her personality, like. I mean, she's probably quite nice if you get to know her. Dave:
No. And they won't say nowt about your personality neither. Which is good 'cause you're basically a bastard. Bollocks to your personality - this is what they're looking at, right? And I'll tell you summat, mate. Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none
Well, I just pray they're a bit more understanding about us, that's all. Horse:
You what? Dave:
Well, they're going to be looking at us like that, aren't they, Eh? I mean, what if next Friday 400 women turn 'round and say "He's too fat, he's too old and he's a pigeon-chested little tosser."? What happens then, eh? Horse:
They wouldn't say that, would they? Dave:
Why not? He's just said her tits are too big. Lomper:
That's different. We're... blokes. Dave:
Yeah, and? Gerald:
I think she's got nice tits, actually. Lomper:
I never said owt about her personality, like. I mean, she's probably quite nice if you get to know her. Dave:
No. And they won't say nowt about your personality neither. Which is good 'cause you're basically a bastard. Bollocks to your personality - this is what they're looking at, right? And I'll tell you summat, mate. Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none
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Well I just pray they're a bit more understanding about us that's all
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You what
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They're gonna be looking at us like that
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What if next Friday 400 women say He's too fat he's too old
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and he's a pigeon chested little tosser
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They wouldn't Why not He said her tits are too big
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That's different We're blokes
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Yeah And
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I think she's got nice tits
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I never said owt about her personality She's probably quite nice
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They won't say nowt about your personality
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Which is good cos you're a bastard
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Bollocks to your personality This is what they're looking at
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And I tell you summat mate
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Anti wrinkle cream there may be but anti fat bastard cream there is none
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Movie Summary
Six unemployed steel workers form a male striptease act. The women cheer them on to go for "the full monty" - total nudity.
