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"The Game Plan" quotes

The Game Plan poster
An NFL quarterback living the bachelor lifestyle discovers that he has an 8-year-old daughter from a previous relationship.

Director: Andy Fickman
Writer: Nichole Millard, Kathryn Price, Audrey Wells
Production: N/A
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $90,648,202
Released: 28 Sep 2007
Awards: 3 nominations
How do we get in touch with your mom - The Game Plan 00:36 How do we get in touch with your mom You see ballerinas can leap as high as you can - The Game Plan 00:17 You see ballerinas can leap as high as you can CHATTERING ON TV - The Game Plan 00:11 CHATTERING ON TV On an airplane Well who are you here with - The Game Plan 00:28 On an airplane Well who are you here with Stupid is a mean word - The Game Plan 00:07 Stupid is a mean word Well my dad never let me have sugar - The Game Plan 00:07 Well my dad never let me have sugar I sound like this I'm sorry Cinnamon - The Game Plan 00:09 I sound like this I'm sorry Cinnamon I just joined the dad team and I'm still learning all these plays - The Game Plan 00:06 I just joined the dad team and I'm still learning all... I was starting to get worried - The Game Plan 00:17 I was starting to get worried Come on Spike We need a football biscuit - The Game Plan 00:03 Come on Spike We need a football biscuit Thanks Joe You're welcome - The Game Plan 00:35 Thanks Joe You're welcome Hi everybody I'm Peyton - The Game Plan 00:33 Hi everybody I'm Peyton Do I sound okay What did you put in those cookies - The Game Plan 00:23 Do I sound okay What did you put in those cookies My name is Peyton I'm your daughter - The Game Plan 00:06 My name is Peyton I'm your daughter You Bedazzled my football - The Game Plan 00:06 You Bedazzled my football Peyton stop messing around What - The Game Plan 00:36 Peyton stop messing around What Then you got to call an audible - The Game Plan 00:12 Then you got to call an audible Boston Rebels Experience the heat - The Game Plan 00:16 Boston Rebels Experience the heat HONKING HORN - The Game Plan 00:30 HONKING HORN Happy New Year I'll be right back - The Game Plan 00:29 Happy New Year I'll be right back ROCK MUSIC PLAYING - The Game Plan 00:36 ROCK MUSIC PLAYING There you go there you go - The Game Plan 00:35 There you go there you go You're so cute - The Game Plan 00:23 You're so cute Blessed with crazy strength and ridiculous agility - The Game Plan 00:35 Blessed with crazy strength and ridiculous agility Now about your mom I told you it was last minute - The Game Plan 00:29 Now about your mom I told you it was last minute He scores - The Game Plan 00:37 He scores There you are Joe I thought you forgot about me - The Game Plan 00:09 There you are Joe I thought you forgot about me They don't have Internet there - The Game Plan 00:05 They don't have Internet there You have to be there this time I'll be there - The Game Plan 00:18 You have to be there this time I'll be there My mom says that Fanny's makes kids fat and gives them gas - The Game Plan 00:06 My mom says that Fanny's makes kids fat and gives them... You don't get abs like these - The Game Plan 00:06 You don't get abs like these All right all right All right all right - The Game Plan 00:05 All right all right All right all right Is there the teeniest tiniest possibility that this child could be yours - The Game Plan 00:25 Is there the teeniest tiniest possibility that this child... Are those microwave dinners good? - The Game Plan 00:14 Are those microwave dinners good? Come back here! - The Game Plan 00:10 Come back here! Dad, can you come here
and help me? - The Game Plan 00:20 Dad, can you come here and help me? Did they come back? - The Game Plan 00:05 Did they come back? Do you know, is this brush approved
by the American Dental Association? - The Game Plan 00:13 Do you know, is this brush approved by the American Dental A... Do you play? - The Game Plan 00:13 Do you play? Harry, I'm coming in! - The Game Plan 00:24 Harry, I'm coming in! Heads up! - The Game Plan 00:19 Heads up! Hey! Hey! - The Game Plan 00:18 Hey! Hey! Hey, Marv. Marv, Marv! - The Game Plan 00:08 Hey, Marv. Marv, Marv! Hiya, pal. - The Game Plan 00:15 Hiya, pal. How do you want to go in? - The Game Plan 00:26 How do you want to go in? How may I help you? - The Game Plan 00:22 How may I help you? "Dear Santa, I got a little sister
last year. - The Game Plan 00:08 "Dear Santa, I got a little sister last year. I didn't mean it. - The Game Plan 00:10 I didn't mean it. I don't get it. - The Game Plan 00:21 I don't get it. I got you! I got him, Harry. - The Game Plan 00:25 I got you! I got him, Harry. Hello, Kevin! - The Game Plan 00:10 Hello, Kevin! I'm dreaming - The Game Plan 00:32 I'm dreaming Keep the change, you filthy animal. - The Game Plan 00:23 Keep the change, you filthy animal. I think we're getting scammed
by a kindergartner. - The Game Plan 00:07 I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartner. Who is it? - The Game Plan 00:30 Who is it? Look what I found in the kitchen. - The Game Plan 00:22 Look what I found in the kitchen. Maybe he went in the church. - The Game Plan 00:08 Maybe he went in the church. Merry Christmas. - The Game Plan 00:08 Merry Christmas. Now? - The Game Plan 00:17 Now? Oh, boy. That's it, you little...
You little... - The Game Plan 00:23 Oh, boy. That's it, you little... You little... Oh, hon, you pay for that here. - The Game Plan 00:32 Oh, hon, you pay for that here. Shut it, Marv. - The Game Plan 00:13 Shut it, Marv. There he is! - The Game Plan 00:12 There he is! This is my house.
I have to defend it. - The Game Plan 00:08 This is my house. I have to defend it. - We don't need that.
- Don't tell me... - The Game Plan 00:15 - We don't need that. - Don't tell me... We'll check it out.
We can come back for the truck. - The Game Plan 00:10 We'll check it out. We can come back for the truck. We'll come back tomorrow.
Maybe they'll be gone. - The Game Plan 00:13 We'll come back tomorrow. Maybe they'll be gone. - What about you?
- Me? - The Game Plan 00:23 - What about you? - Me? What are you doing? - The Game Plan 00:36 What are you doing? What are you gonna do, Harry? - The Game Plan 00:20 What are you gonna do, Harry? What's so funny? - The Game Plan 00:33 What's so funny? What's the matter? - The Game Plan 00:13 What's the matter? When those guys come back,
I'll be ready. - The Game Plan 00:05 When those guys come back, I'll be ready. Why'd you take your shoes off? - The Game Plan 00:22 Why'd you take your shoes off? Why's he going faster? - The Game Plan 00:08 Why's he going faster? Yes! Yes! - The Game Plan 00:13 Yes! Yes! All right! Buzz's life savings. - The Game Plan 00:06 All right! Buzz's life savings. Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! - The Game Plan 00:14 Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! How you kids doing? - The Game Plan 00:18 How you kids doing? I wish they would all just disappear. - The Game Plan 00:08 I wish they would all just disappear. Keep the change,
you filthy animal. - The Game Plan 00:08 Keep the change, you filthy animal. I took a shower, washing every
body part with actual soap. - The Game Plan 00:25 I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap. I'll miss you, honey. - The Game Plan 00:15 I'll miss you, honey. It's only my imagination. - The Game Plan 00:15 It's only my imagination. Megan? - The Game Plan 00:24 Megan? No clothes on anybody.
Sickening! - The Game Plan 00:23 No clothes on anybody. Sickening! No, that's not it. - The Game Plan 00:13 No, that's not it. - Passports!
- Watch it! - The Game Plan 00:29 - Passports! - Watch it! Peter! - The Game Plan 00:08 Peter!

Cast

Joe Kingman - Dwayne Johnson
Peyton Kelly - Madison Pettis
Stella Peck - Kyra Sedgwick
Monique Vasquez - Roselyn Sanchez
Travis Sanders - Morris Chestnut