Please understand the horny Bard does not represent us
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Flynn the Fine:
What is that heavenly music? Priestess:
The Hymn to Therin. It calls to our goddess. Leo:
[voice-over]
I seduce the priestess! Lodge:
[voice-over]
She's taken a vow of celibacy! Leo:
[voice-over]
Dude, 20 ranks in seduction! Flynn the Fine:
[to priestess]
Hey, baby. Wanna tune my mandolin? [rolls and the priestess and Flynn leave the room] Daphne:
[to Hierophant]
Please understand the horny Bard does not represent us
What is that heavenly music? Priestess:
The Hymn to Therin. It calls to our goddess. Leo:
[voice-over]
I seduce the priestess! Lodge:
[voice-over]
She's taken a vow of celibacy! Leo:
[voice-over]
Dude, 20 ranks in seduction! Flynn the Fine:
[to priestess]
Hey, baby. Wanna tune my mandolin? [rolls and the priestess and Flynn leave the room] Daphne:
[to Hierophant]
Please understand the horny Bard does not represent us
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What is that heavenly music
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The hymnth of Therin it calls to our goddess
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I seduce the priestess
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She's taken a vow of celibacy
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Dude 20 ranks in seduction
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Hey baby wanna tune my mandoline
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Please understand the horny bard does not represent us
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Movie Summary
Lodge, a gaming geek, takes his playing very seriously, unlike his babyish friends who'd rather be immature. He decides to shake things up by introducing two unconventional people to their group.
