Oh, shut up, Kevin
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Cass:
[as Silence and Luster are being taken by a Death Demon]
Why don't I get a save? Lodge:
It's a Death Demon. It's fear aura is too strong. You *can't* roll a successful save. Cass:
Incorrect. Lodge:
What's your willpower save? Cass:
Plue nine. Lodge:
The DC to beat his aura is 32. You would need to role a 23, on a twenty-sided die in order to succeed. Now, I don't have a math degree. But that's impossible. Cass:
[holds up his d20]
A natural twenty is an automatic success no matter the circumstances. Lodge:
You still have only a five percent chance of rolling that twenty. Cass:
Can I make the roll? I mean it's in the rules. Or is it okay if we play by the rules? [Cass rolls his d20 and it lands on a one: automatic failure] Lodge:
Ooooooohhh! Oh, fumble! That means you're *completely* compelled and *I* get to control your character until you snap out of it! [Cass angrily gives Lodge his character sheet] Lodge:
Since we're playing by the rules, I know you don't mind. Cass:
Oh, shut up, Kevin
[as Silence and Luster are being taken by a Death Demon]
Why don't I get a save? Lodge:
It's a Death Demon. It's fear aura is too strong. You *can't* roll a successful save. Cass:
Incorrect. Lodge:
What's your willpower save? Cass:
Plue nine. Lodge:
The DC to beat his aura is 32. You would need to role a 23, on a twenty-sided die in order to succeed. Now, I don't have a math degree. But that's impossible. Cass:
[holds up his d20]
A natural twenty is an automatic success no matter the circumstances. Lodge:
You still have only a five percent chance of rolling that twenty. Cass:
Can I make the roll? I mean it's in the rules. Or is it okay if we play by the rules? [Cass rolls his d20 and it lands on a one: automatic failure] Lodge:
Ooooooohhh! Oh, fumble! That means you're *completely* compelled and *I* get to control your character until you snap out of it! [Cass angrily gives Lodge his character sheet] Lodge:
Since we're playing by the rules, I know you don't mind. Cass:
Oh, shut up, Kevin
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Why didn't I get a save
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It's a death demon It's fear aura is too strong
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You can't roll a successful save
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Incorrect
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What is your WILL save modifier
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9
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The DC to beat this demons fear aura is a 32
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You would have to roll a 23 on a 20 sided die in order to succeed
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Now I don't have a math degree but that's impossible isn't it
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A natural 20 is an automatic success no matter the circumstance
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You only have a 5 percent chance of rolling that 20 A natural 20 is an automatic success no matter the circumstance
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You only have a 5 percent chance of rolling that 20
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Do I at least get that roll I mean it's in the rules You only have a 5 percent chance of rolling that 20
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Do I at least get that roll I mean it's in the rules
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Or is it okay if we play by the rules Is that alright with you
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A fumble
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That means you're completely compelled and I get to control your character
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until you snap out of it
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Since we're playing by the rules I know you don't mind
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Oh shut up Kevin
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Movie Summary
Lodge, a gaming geek, takes his playing very seriously, unlike his babyish friends who'd rather be immature. He decides to shake things up by introducing two unconventional people to their group.
