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The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

This is the funny story about two warring Mafia gangs in New York City. The weaker gang uses a lion to blackmail the opposite gang's "clients." The police succeed in stopping one of the gangs, while the other remains without the b...

Director

James Goldstone

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Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

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Kid Sally

Angela

Leigh Taylor-Young

Big Momma

Baccala

Mario

Big Jelly

Beppo

Hervé Villechaize

Exmo

Tony, the Indian

Water Buffalo

Frank Campanella

DeLauria

Television Commentator

Gallagher

District Attorney Goodman

Philip Sterling

Bartender

Mourner

Despo Diamantidou

Julie

Joey

Shots O'Toole

Junior

Jerry

Dominic Laviano

Willie Quarequlo

Herman

A Black Suit

A Black Suit

The Mayor

The Mayor's Wife

A Black Suit

Michael V. Gazzo

Commissioner McGrady

Robert Gerringer

The Super

Walter Flanagan

Muldoon

Meter Maid

Circus Supply Mgr.

Airline Clerk

Old Waiter

Buccala's Wife

Police Matron

Florence Tarlow

Mrs. Goldfarb

Religious Salesman

Jury Foreman

William H. Boesen

Greek Racer

Detective Jenkins

Gustave Johnson

Greek Captain

Jelly's Girl

Alisha Fontaine

Jelly's Other Girl

TV Reporter

Mrs. Water Buffalo

Ida, the Waitress

Announcer

Palumbo Mafia Hood

Bald Bartender

Baccala Wiseguy at Social Club

Kid with Lion

Philip Ettington

Conspirator

Woman

Gloria Matthews

Cab Driver

Baccala Mafia Hood

Man

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The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight (1971)
29.970 fps. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight (1971) 29.970 fps...

Anthony Pastrumo,
one of the big five Mafia bosses... - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Anthony Pastrumo, one of the big five Mafia bosses...

Oh, my, Hail Mary, mother of God... - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Oh, my, Hail Mary, mother of God...

Attacking crime in the streets of New York - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Attacking crime in the streets of New York

Saint Anthony,
let me make a good living today. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Saint Anthony, let me make a good living today.

You know what? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Salvatore... - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Kid Sally Palumbo runs
the Hod Hook section of South Brooklyn... - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Kid Sally Palumbo runs the Hod Hook section of South Brookly...

Hey. Hey. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

There we go. Thanks. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

There we go. Thanks.

-Change.
-That's a $100 bill. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

-Change. -That's a $100 bill.

Anybody looks to rob me I put them under the water - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Anybody looks to rob me I put them under the water

Salvatore? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Surround him! Surround him! - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Surround him! Surround him!

Hey, help! Grab him! - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Hey, help! Grab him!

-Look at that, eight pounds of meat.
-Yeah. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

-Look at that, eight pounds of meat. -Yeah.

My mother don't like me
to get my shirt dirty when I eat. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

My mother don't like me to get my shirt dirty when I ea...

You wanna go eat? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

You wanna go eat?

-Fifty cents, sir.
-Here, I'll pay. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

-Fifty cents, sir. -Here, I'll pay.

Everyone upstairs! - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Everyone upstairs!

Everybody in the cages. Let's go. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Everybody in the cages. Let's go.

I'll kill the creep. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

I'll kill the creep.

Let's get out of here
before Baccala comes. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Let's get out of here before Baccala comes.

-Seventy-five bucks a month for this?
-A month in advance. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

-Seventy-five bucks a month for this? -A month in advance.

Hey. Hey, you come again,
Angela, soon. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Hey. Hey, you come again, Angela, soon.

-Hey, Angela, Angela.
-What? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

-Hey, Angela, Angela. -What?

Good morning. He looks fine today. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Good morning. He looks fine today.

Shoot him in the shoes. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Shoot him in the shoes.

That dirty rat fink. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

That dirty rat fink.

Where is he? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

It could be. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

I'm scared, Joey. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

I'm scared, Joey.

-Hey, they got Toregressa's wife.
-You know it. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

-Hey, they got Toregressa's wife. -You know it.

Where'd you get all this? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Where'd you get all this?

-Where do you sleep?
-It does no matter. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

-Where do you sleep? -It does no matter.

So tell me. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

I just slip this under the car,
and you push this button. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

I just slip this under the car, and you push this button.

And I strangle Kid Sally personal. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

And I strangle Kid Sally personal.

So, it's okay, okay. It's okay. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

So, it's okay, okay. It's okay.

Laviano's gone.
Baccala won't meet him now. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Laviano's gone. Baccala won't meet him now.

Son of a bitch. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Son of a bitch.

Jesus. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Yeah, I'm starting
to put things together. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Yeah, I'm starting to put things together.

Gesundheit. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

You no take no bullshit. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

You no take no bullshit.

-What could I tell you?
-What could I tell you? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

-What could I tell you? -What could I tell you?

It doesn't seem fair. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

It doesn't seem fair.

That's Kid's sister. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

That's Kid's sister.

-Now, there she comes.
-She's coming. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

-Now, there she comes. -She's coming.

Dominic Laviano
fix you to meet Baccala? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Dominic Laviano fix you to meet Baccala?

Wait. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Okay. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Can I help you fellas? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Can I help you fellas?

Oh, here's the padre. He's coming. Yes. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Oh, here's the padre. He's coming. Yes.

Well, now I will bless this table
and all who eat at it. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Well, now I will bless this table and all who eat at it.

Fish. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

All right, punks. Now, bottoms up. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

All right, punks. Now, bottoms up.

Why don't you watch
where you're going. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Why don't you watch where you're going.

A miracle! - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Move over. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Give me a piece of rope. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Give me a piece of rope.

Thank you.
And God bless you, my children. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Thank you. And God bless you, my children.

You know, you have eyelashes
as long as a girl's? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

You know, you have eyelashes as long as a girl's?

I wonder what a room
full of money look like. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

I wonder what a room full of money look like.

-Hey, you guys all right?
-He just drank too much. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

-Hey, you guys all right? -He just drank too much.

Wait. Listen, go back. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Wait. Listen, go back.

You buy something if you need, okay? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

You buy something if you need, okay?

-Hey, I'm taken. I'm taken.
-Hold it, Mario, police officers. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

-Hey, I'm taken. I'm taken. -Hold it, Mario, polic...

You know, if we wait much longer,
Baccala will beat us to it. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

You know, if we wait much longer, Baccala will beat us to it...

Oh, thank God.
Let's get this show on the road. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Oh, thank God. Let's get this show on the road.

Let's move! - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

I have here a warrant for the arrest
of Salvatore, a.k.a. Kid Sally, Palumbo... - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

I have here a warrant for the arrest of Salvatore, a.k.a. Ki...

Palumbo! - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

What's the matter? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

What's the matter?

-You don't want a lawyer?
- I don't know. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

-You don't want a lawyer? - I don't know.

Do you want the sister as a defendant? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Do you want the sister as a defendant?

You're in serious trouble, Mario Trantino,
do you know that? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

You're in serious trouble, Mario Trantino, do you know ...

What are you saying to me? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

What are you saying to me?

You can go home now. No grand jury. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

You can go home now. No grand jury.

Is there a Mario Trantino
on a Rome flight today? - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Is there a Mario Trantino on a Rome flight today?

-Excuse me?
-Yes, sir. Just a minute, please. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

-Excuse me? -Yes, sir. Just a minute, please.

Another day in the city of New York: - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Another day in the city of New York:

This morning the entire Palumbo mob - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

This morning the entire Palumbo mob

Oh, my, Hail Mary, mother of God,
pray for us sinners. Amen. - The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Oh, my, Hail Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners. Amen.

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This is the funny story about two warring Mafia gangs in New York City. The weaker gang uses a lion to blackmail the opposite gang's "clients." The police succeed in stopping one of the gangs, while the other remains without the b...

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Director: James Goldstone

Writer: Jimmy Breslin, Waldo Salt

Production: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

Genre: comedy, crime

Year: 1971

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 04 May 1972

Awards: N/A

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