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The Geisha Boy

Gilbert Wooley is a second-rate magician who is sent to entertain the troops in the pacific. During his time in Japan he becomes attached to a little orphan boy.

Director

Frank Tashlin

Year

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Production

Paramount Pictures

Awards

1 nomination

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Gilbert Wooley

Lola Livingston

Mr. Sikita

Sessue Hayakawa

Maj. Ridgley

Sgt. Pearson

Suzanne Pleshette

Kimi Sikita

Mitsuo Watanabe

Ichiyama

Themselves

Los Angeles Dodgers

Self

GI in Korea

Los Angeles Dodgers Manager

Military Policeman

Japanese Sportswriter

Los Angeles Dodgers Left Fielder

GI in Korea

Los Angeles Dodgers Right Fielder

Col. Adams

Los Angeles Dodgers Second Baseman

Self

Los Angeles Dodgers First Baseman

Self - on TV

Guard at Lockheed Air Terminal

Taxi Driver

Japanese Gardener

Los Angeles Dodgers Third Baseman

Audience Member

Baseball Player

Tsunagorô Rashômon

Los Angeles Dodgers Shortstop

Los Angeles Dodgers Catcher

Air Force Sergeant - MATS Desk Clerk

Osakawa - Japanese Detective

Los Angeles Dodgers Center Fielder

Military Policeman

Reporter

Dick Whittinghill

GI in Korea

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Hey, there she comes. - The Geisha Boy

Hey, there she comes.

Well I decided to go on this USO tour because my picture's been postponed - The Geisha Boy

Well I decided to go on this USO tour because my...

Well my urge is always patriotic - The Geisha Boy

Well my urge is always patriotic

- Major Ridgley?
- Yes, Sergeant. - The Geisha Boy

- Major Ridgley? - Yes, Sergeant.

- How much is that?
- Ninety-five cents. - The Geisha Boy

- How much is that? - Ninety-five cents.

I do that in the act. - The Geisha Boy

I do that in the act.

I'm a magician and it's a novel kind of an act - The Geisha Boy

I'm a magician and it's a novel kind of an act

- Mr Wooley?
- Oh, yes? Yes, Sergeant. - The Geisha Boy

- Mr Wooley? - Oh, yes? Yes, Sergeant.

Will you fasten your
seat belt, please? - The Geisha Boy

Will you fasten your seat belt, please?

Well, he seems like a sweet
boy, but he must be a vegetarian. - The Geisha Boy

Well, he seems like a sweet boy, but he must be a vegetarian...

Thank you very much. - The Geisha Boy

Thank you very much.

Could you help me with
this tray, please? - The Geisha Boy

Could you help me with this tray, please?

- I'm sorry. You have to sit down first.
- Yeah. - The Geisha Boy

- I'm sorry. You have to sit down first. - Yeah.

I don't mind discussing the disgusting food you're eating - The Geisha Boy

I don't mind discussing the disgusting food you're...

- Oh, Sergeant.
- Yes, Miss Livingston? - The Geisha Boy

- Oh, Sergeant. - Yes, Miss Livingston?

Harry. - The Geisha Boy

It's good. It's good. Very good. - The Geisha Boy

It's good. It's good. Very good.

You're hungry, aren't you, Harry? - The Geisha Boy

You're hungry, aren't you, Harry?

Wait a minute,
Harry. Something's tickling. - The Geisha Boy

Wait a minute, Harry. Something's tickling.

Harry! Harry! - The Geisha Boy

Harry. - The Geisha Boy

Harry. - The Geisha Boy

Harry. Get out of there. - The Geisha Boy

Harry. Get out of there.

Boy, this is exciting. I never
took a trip like this before. - The Geisha Boy

Boy, this is exciting. I never took a trip like this before.

It's ground. - The Geisha Boy

Why he'll be busted out of the service - The Geisha Boy

Why he'll be busted out of the service

Well Hollywood will make a movie of his life - The Geisha Boy

Well Hollywood will make a movie of his life

Gee that's terrible The Oversexed Major - The Geisha Boy

Gee that's terrible The Oversexed Major

Sorry, I don't understand
Japanese, but take it easy. - The Geisha Boy

Sorry, I don't understand Japanese, but take it easy.

I am sorry to be delayed, Colonel, - The Geisha Boy

I am sorry to be delayed, Colonel,

Miss Livingston I want Beat it crumb - The Geisha Boy

Miss Livingston I want Beat it crumb

You idiot you're making a fool of me - The Geisha Boy

You idiot you're making a fool of me

I'm sorry, Miss
Livingston. Here, let me help you up. - The Geisha Boy

I'm sorry, Miss Livingston. Here, let me help you up.

Harry. How do you feel? - The Geisha Boy

Harry. How do you feel?

Osakawa I'll talk to him He has been following my woman - The Geisha Boy

Osakawa I'll talk to him He has been following my woman

I am your most humble servant - The Geisha Boy

I am your most humble servant

I am most unworthy of your compliment Mr Wooley - The Geisha Boy

I am most unworthy of your compliment Mr Wooley

Your intended The Great Ichiyama - The Geisha Boy

Your intended The Great Ichiyama

He said he loves you, Mr Wooley, - The Geisha Boy

He said he loves you, Mr Wooley,

Mr Wooley, I told him that
you said you loved him too, - The Geisha Boy

Mr Wooley, I told him that you said you loved him too,

He said he loves you because
you are a great man - The Geisha Boy

He said he loves you because you are a great man

I wish that was the reason. - The Geisha Boy

I wish that was the reason.

Pretty nice. The little
boy was nice and cute. - The Geisha Boy

Pretty nice. The little boy was nice and cute.

I'd like to chop chopsticks with her anytime - The Geisha Boy

I'd like to chop chopsticks with her anytime

I'd like to chop chopsticks with her anytime - The Geisha Boy

I'd like to chop chopsticks with her anytime

Harry! Harry! I lost
my rabbit. Harry? - The Geisha Boy

Harry! Harry! I lost my rabbit. Harry?

I'm sorry, Miss Livingston. - The Geisha Boy

I'm sorry, Miss Livingston.

- Will you get out of here?
- You better get out of here. - The Geisha Boy

- Will you get out of here? - You better get out of here.

Harry! - The Geisha Boy

I think you must have been sent over here by the enemy - The Geisha Boy

I think you must have been sent over here by the enemy

I'm not including you pushing me into Miss Livingston's bed - The Geisha Boy

I'm not including you pushing me into Miss...

- Wooley!
- Yes, sir. - The Geisha Boy

- Wooley! - Yes, sir.

Oh, Mr Wooley. - The Geisha Boy

Well, good morning, Mitsuo. - The Geisha Boy

Well, good morning, Mitsuo.

Wait here, Harry. - The Geisha Boy

Wait here, Harry.

We don't understand each other and
the subtitles are all mixed up. - The Geisha Boy

We don't understand each other and the subtitles are al...

Give me the gun. Wiseacre. - The Geisha Boy

Give me the gun. Wiseacre.

I'm too yellow to die - The Geisha Boy

I'm too yellow to die

Will you tell me one thing - The Geisha Boy

Will you tell me one thing

What are you so steamed about? - The Geisha Boy

What are you so steamed about?

Good day, sir. - The Geisha Boy

Turn that off. You want
the enemy to get my range? - The Geisha Boy

Turn that off. You want the enemy to get my range?

As you gentlemen can see,
nothing at all in the hat. - The Geisha Boy

As you gentlemen can see, nothing at all in the hat.

Now there is nothing in this hat whatsoever do you notice - The Geisha Boy

Now there is nothing in this hat whatsoever do you notice

Mitsuo. - The Geisha Boy

Please take care of my
friend and partner, Harry. - The Geisha Boy

Please take care of my friend and partner, Harry.

Mr Wooley! Mr Wooley! - The Geisha Boy

Mr Wooley! Mr Wooley!

Welcome back, Mr
Wooley. We have missed you. - The Geisha Boy

Welcome back, Mr Wooley. We have missed you.

This is your father? - The Geisha Boy

This is your father?

My daughter and I had despaired - The Geisha Boy

My daughter and I had despaired

My grandson remembers. - The Geisha Boy

My grandson remembers.

No wonder the Japanese
men are so clean. - The Geisha Boy

No wonder the Japanese men are so clean.

Come on Gil Hodges attaway Gil Hodges first base - The Geisha Boy

Come on Gil Hodges attaway Gil Hodges first base

And now, batting for
Tonichi, is the Great Ichiyama. - The Geisha Boy

And now, batting for Tonichi, is the Great Ichiyama.

Yes sir folks Ichiyama is in a pickle - The Geisha Boy

Yes sir folks Ichiyama is in a pickle

It looks like the Great Ichiyama is going to throw - The Geisha Boy

It looks like the Great Ichiyama is going to throw

Geisha Yeah I know what geisha means - The Geisha Boy

Geisha Yeah I know what geisha means

Geisha Nothing doing - The Geisha Boy

Geisha Nothing doing

Goodbye. - The Geisha Boy

All right, Harry, relax.
I'm sorry. I sat on Harry. - The Geisha Boy

All right, Harry, relax. I'm sorry. I sat on Harry.

Mitsy, I told you to go
home. I can't take you with me. - The Geisha Boy

Mitsy, I told you to go home. I can't take you with me.

Well, I don't love you! - The Geisha Boy

Well, I don't love you!

- Mr Wooley.
- Yeah? - The Geisha Boy

- Mr Wooley. - Yeah?

You see there was this boy in the Air Force that I was very fond of - The Geisha Boy

You see there was this boy in the Air Force that I was very...

Believe me the next man I meet I'm gonna forget that so called - The Geisha Boy

Believe me the next man I meet I'm gonna forget that so...

Don't throw your chairs away - The Geisha Boy

Don't throw your chairs away

Well, you sure changed your
mind and ate those in a hurry. - The Geisha Boy

Well, you sure changed your mind and ate those in a hurry.

Yes, I got it. I'll get it
to Major Ridgley right away. - The Geisha Boy

Yes, I got it. I'll get it to Major Ridgley right away.

This sure is a heavy trunk, boss. - The Geisha Boy

This sure is a heavy trunk, boss.

Harry, are you all right? - The Geisha Boy

Harry, are you all right?

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Gilbert Wooley is a second-rate magician who is sent to entertain the troops in the pacific. During his time in Japan he becomes attached to a little orphan boy.

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Director: Frank Tashlin

Writer: Frank Tashlin, Rudy Makoul

Production: Paramount Pictures

Genre: comedy

Year: 1958

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 17 Dec 1958

Awards: 1 nomination

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