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"The Ghost and Mr Chicken" quotes

The Ghost and Mr Chicken poster
A timid typesetter hasn't a ghost of a chance of becoming a reporter - until he decides to solve a murder mystery and ends up spending a fright-filled night in a haunted house.

Director: Alan Rafkin
Writer: James Fritzell, Everett Greenbaum, Andy Griffith
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family, mystery
Year: 1966
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 20 Jan 1966
Awards: 1 nomination

44 video clips

Luther HeggsWhitlowLoretta PineHalcyon MaxwellPolice Chief Art FullerKelseyOllie WeaverMrs. HutchinsonMrs. Natalie MillerMrs. CobbSuzanna BlushThe Rotarian At PicnicMilo MaxwellNicholas SimmonsSpringerGaylord PatieBilly Ray Fox
Calm Calm - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:10 Calm Calm That's right karate Made my whole body a weapon Good boy - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:07 That's right karate Made my whole body a weapon Good... I'm asking you a question Can't you curb your imagination for one minute - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:09 I'm asking you a question Can't you curb your... You don't seem to realize the cosmic importance of this - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:06 You don't seem to realize the cosmic importance of this Well Well when you work with words - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:11 Well Well when you work with words I'm sorry Mrs Maxwell Nicholas Simmons gave me strict orders - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:28 I'm sorry Mrs Maxwell Nicholas Simmons gave me strict... You know why you thought you saw a murder out there Luther - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:08 You know why you thought you saw a murder out there Luther It was terrible It was just terrible - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:07 It was terrible It was just terrible Yeah I sure do I guess if you cut me I'd bleed ink - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:06 Yeah I sure do I guess if you cut me I'd bleed ink The horribleness and the awfulness of it will never actually be forgotten - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:07 The horribleness and the awfulness of it will never actually... I was only two blocks away that awful night - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:31 I was only two blocks away that awful night It's Calver Weems He's dead - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:36 It's Calver Weems He's dead Good morning Nicholas Oh I'm so sorry that I'm late - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:11 Good morning Nicholas Oh I'm so sorry that I'm... Why this is bigger than the whispering steeple in Kansas City - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:06 Why this is bigger than the whispering steeple in Kansas... What kind of a man runs his bank on the whims of his wife - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:23 What kind of a man runs his bank on the whims of his wife And what is your occupation I'm a certified public accountant for the state - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:36 And what is your occupation I'm a certified public... Milo you didn't eat your tapioca - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:08 Milo you didn't eat your tapioca Well me I just don't happen to believe in ghosts - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:08 Well me I just don't happen to believe in ghosts All right you two guys You just better watch it - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:17 All right you two guys You just better watch it And they used Bon Ami - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:04 And they used Bon Ami Atta boy Luther - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:03 Atta boy Luther And they used Bon Ami - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:04 And they used Bon Ami Oh Mr Boob That's me - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:07 Oh Mr Boob That's me You're C of C and you're okay - The Ghost and Mr Chicken 00:16 You're C of C and you're okay

Cast

Luther Heggs - Don Knotts
Alma Parker - Joan Staley
Kelsey - Liam Redmond
George Beckett - Dick Sargent
Ollie Weaver - Skip Homeier
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