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Hi. - Dude, am I ugly?

The Girl Next Door

Hi.- Dude, am I ugly? What? No. No, man. You're fine. - Just--Just relax.- No, I'm ugly. I...

The Girl Next Door • 2004

Hi.- Dude, am I ugly? What? No. No, man. You're fine. - Just--Just relax.- No, I'm ugly. I know it. So, what do you guys do? - I get freaky.- Uh-- Uh, we're directors. Really? Would you guys ever want to use me Uh-- Hell, yeah, we'll use you. Baby, I'll do things to youI wouldn't do to a farm animal. - What the fuck did you just say?- Honey... these guys are directorsand they want to use me. - "Use you"?- Guys, this is my boyfriend-- Mule. Uh, hi, Mule

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Hi Scoffs

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Chuckles

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Dude am I ugly

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What

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No No man You're fine

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Just Just relax No I'm ugly I know it

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So what do you guys do

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I get freaky Eli Chuckles Nervously

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Uh Uh we're directors

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Really Would you guys ever want to use me

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Uh

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Hell yeah we'll use you

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Baby I'll do things to you I wouldn't do to a farm animal

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What the fuck did you just say Honey

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these guys are directors and they want to use me

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Use you Guys this is my boyfriend Mule

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Uh hi Mule

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مرحبا

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يا رجل

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هل أنا قبيح

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ماذا لا لا يا رجل أنت جيد إهدأ فقط

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كلا أنا قبيح أعرف هذا

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إذن ماذا تفعلون يا رجال

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أنا أشعر بالجنون

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نحن مخرجين

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حقا

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هل تريدون أن أمثل في أحد أفلامكم

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نعم بحق الجحيم يمكننا استخدامك

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يا صغيرتي أنا سأفعل لك أشياء

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لم أفعلها مع حيوان المزارع

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ما هذه القذارة التي تقول أيها الوغد

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عزيزي هؤلاء الرجال مخرجين

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ويريدون استخدامي

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استخدامك

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يا رفاق هذا صديقي واسمه ميولي

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Je suis moche

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Non ça va Déstresse

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Je suis moche Je le sais

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Vous faites quoi

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Je suis un pervers

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On est réalisateurs Vraiment

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Vous me prendriez dans un de vos films

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Je veux qu'on te prendra

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Ma belle je te ferai des trucs que je ferais pas à une bête

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T'as dit quoi putain

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Chaton ils sont réalisateurs

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et ils veulent me prendre

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Te prendre Messieurs

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c'est mon copain Mule

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Oh Scheisse

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Komm schon Klitz komm schon Weg da

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Matty wir müssen wir müssen Zeit zu gehen

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Was ist passiert Es hat übel geendet Abhauen

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Alter warte Fick dich

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Verzeihen Sie

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Ich wollte dir nur sagen dass ich weiss wer du wirklich bist

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Und dass du besser als das hier bist

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Hi

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Bung

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apakah aku jelek

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Apa Bukan Bukan teman kamu biasa aja tenang

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Tidak aku jelek Aku tahu itu

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Jadi apa yang kalian lakukan Aku orang sinting

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Kami sutradara Benar

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Maukah kalian menggunakan aku disalah satu film kalian

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Tentu kami akan menggunakan kamu

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Baby Aku akan melakukan sesuatu padamu yang tidak dilakukan di kebun binatang

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Apa yang tadi kau katakan Sayang Mereka sutradara

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dan mereka akan memakai aku memakai kamu

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Teman ini pacarku Mule

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Привет

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Чувак

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я урод

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Что Нет Нет ты симпатяга Просто расслабься

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Нет я урод Я знаю

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А вы мальчики что делаете Я с ума схожу

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Мы режиссеры Правда

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Так может займете меня в одном из ваших фильмов

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Займем конечно

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Я могу такое что не снилось не только телкам всему рогатому скоту

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Ты дерьмо ты что сказал Милый Эти ребята режиссеры

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И они хотят снять меня Снять тебя

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Ребята это мой дружок Бык

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Привет Бык

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Hola

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Colega

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soy feo

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Qué No No tío estás bien Tranquilo

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No soy feo Lo sé

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A qué os dedicáis Yo soy muy raro

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Somos directores De verdad

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Me contrataríais alguna vez para una de vuestras películas

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Claro que sí

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Nena te haría cosas que no le haría a un animal de granja

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Qué coño acabas de decir Cielo estos chicos son directores

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Y quieren contratarme Cómo

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Chicos éste es mi novio Mula

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Hola Mula

Available in 8 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

81

Timestamp in Movie

00:56:11

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Epsilon Motion Pictures,Regency Enterprises,New Regency Pictures,Daybreak,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

A teenager's dreams come true when a former porn star moves in next door and they fall in love.