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Remember that ass-bag Hugo from the convention?

The Girl Next Door

Remember that ass-bag Hugofrom the convention? We used to be partnersa long time ago. One...

The Girl Next Door • 2004

Remember that ass-bag Hugofrom the convention? We used to be partnersa long time ago. One day, I had this killer idea... to make films set inreal-life situations. You know, real-world porn. I tell the idea to Hugo.He says he'll think about it. And what does that motherfucker do? Takes my best girls,starts his own company with my idea... and the guy makes millions. It's not the money that pisses me off.I mean, yeah, fuck... it does piss me off, but that's not it. It's the perception.Everybody thinks Hugo's the genius. It was my idea. It's like he's Simonand I'm Garfunkel. Look at me, man. I'm fuckin' Garfunkel

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Remember that ass bag Hugo from the convention

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We used to be partners a long time ago

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One day I had this killer idea

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to make films set in real life situations

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You know real world porn

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I tell the idea to Hugo He says he'll think about it

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And what does that motherfucker do

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Takes my best girls starts his own company with my idea

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and the guy makes millions

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It's not the money that pisses me off I mean yeah fuck

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it does piss me off but that's not it

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It's the perception Everybody thinks Hugo's the genius

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It was my idea It's like he's Simon and I'm Garfunkel

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Look at me man

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I'm fuckin' Garfunkel

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هل تذك ر ذلك الوغد هيوجو من المؤتمر

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لقد كن ا شركاء منذ زمن طويل

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ويوم ما كان لدي تلك الفكرة القاتلة

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لإنتاج الأفلام في أماكن واقعية

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أنت تعرف الدعارة في جو حقيقي

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إقترحت الفكرة على هيوجو

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وقال بأن ه سيفك ر في الموضوع

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وماذا فعل إبن اللعينة هذا

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أخذ أفضل فتاة لدي

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ليبدأ شركته الخاصة بفكرتي

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ويجمع الملايين

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ليس المال ما يزعجني

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أعني نعم تبا إنه يزعجني

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لكن ليس هذا هو إنه إدراك الحقيقة

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الجميع يعتقد أن هيوجو عبقري

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لقد كانت فكرتي

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إذا كان هو سايمون فأنا غارفانكيل

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أنظر لي يا رجل أنا غارفانكيل اللعين

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Tu te souviens de ce connard d'Hugo

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On était associés avant

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J'ai eu l'idée démente de faire des films basés sur le quotidien

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Tu vois du porno réalité

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J'en parle à Hugo Il dit qu'il va réfléchir

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Et que fait cet enfoiré

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Il me pique mon actrice monte sa prod' avec mon idée

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et se fait des couilles en or

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Je m'en fous du fric

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Enfin ça me fout en rogne Mais c'est pas le problème

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Maintenant ils pensent tous qu'Hugo est un génie

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C'était mon idée Lui c'est Simon et moi Garfunkel

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Mate moi bien

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Je suis ce putain de Garfunkel

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Hilfe Hör auf

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Mist

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Warte

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Halt an

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Wann fängt dein Dinner genau an

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6 Uhr

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Wieso wie spät ist es jetzt 6 30 Uhr

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Ingat dengan si brengsek Hugo dari konvensi

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Kami dulu pernah menjadi rekan kerja

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Suatu hari aku mendapatkan ide cemerlang untuk membuat film

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dalam situasi yang nyata

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Kau tahu Dunia Porno sebenarnya

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Aku menyampaikan ide ini pada Hugo Dia bilang dia akan pikir pikir dulu

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Dan kau tahu apa yang dilakukannya

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Mengambil gadis terbaikku memulai usahanya sendiri dengan ideku

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dan menghasilkan jutaan

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Yang membuatku marah bukan masalah uangnya

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Maksudku brengsek itu membuatku marah

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tapi bukan itu saja Tapi mengenai tanggapan persepsi

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Semua orang mengira kalau Hugo itu jenius Itu ideku

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Ini seperti dia si Simon dan aku si Garfunkel

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Lihat aku teman Aku si Garfunkel

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いつ夕食会が始まるんだ

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６時

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おい今何時だ６時３０分

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ヤバいよ

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大丈夫頑張って間に

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何してるんだ分かんないけど

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気分がイイんだ

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まぁ大変

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変な気分だよ

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大丈夫よエクスタシーは強くないわ

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何だってケリーはよく飲ませるのよ

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Помнишь Хьюго того хрыча с фестиваля

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Мы ведь с ним были партнерами

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Я тогда носился с классной идеей

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снимать фильмы в реальных ситуациях

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Представь Реальный мир и порно

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Я рассказал все Хьюго а он Да я подумаю

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И что этот ублюдок делает

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Он забирает мою лучшую девушку и на моей идее

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зарабатывает миллионы

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Меня бесят не деньги То есть черт они меня бесят

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но дело не в этом Дело во мнении

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Все думают что Хьюго гений Это была моя идея

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Как будто он Саймон а я Гарфункель

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Посмотри на меня друг Я чертов Гарфункель

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Recuerdas a ese imbécil a Hugo el de la convención

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Hace mucho tiempo éramos socios

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Un día tuve la idea genial de hacer cine basado en la vida diaria

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Ya sabes porno al estilo Gran Hermano

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Se lo conté a Hugo Me dijo que lo pensaría

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Y qué hizo ese hijo de puta

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Se llevó a mi mejor chica creó su propia empresa con mi idea

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y ahora gana millones

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No es el dinero lo que me jode O sea mierda sí que me jode

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pero no es eso Es la percepción

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Todos creen que Hugo es el genio Era mi idea

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Como si él fuera Simon y yo Garfunkel

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Mírame tío Soy el puto Garfunkel

Available in 8 languages

Duration

44 seconds

Views

59

Timestamp in Movie

01:05:23

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Epsilon Motion Pictures,Regency Enterprises,New Regency Pictures,Daybreak,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

A teenager's dreams come true when a former porn star moves in next door and they fall in love.