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"The Gods Must Be Crazy" quotes

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A comic allegory about a traveling Bushman who encounters modern civilization and its stranger aspects, including a clumsy scientist and a band of revolutionaries.

Director: Jamie Uys
Writer: Jamie Uys
Production: CAT Films
Year: 1980
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $30,031,783
Released: 26 Oct 1984
Awards: 2 wins & 3 nominations
So the beautiful landscapes are devoid of people - The Gods Must Be Crazy 03:01 So the beautiful landscapes are devoid of people Something fell from the sky - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:27 Something fell from the sky There were some ridiculous looking animals - The Gods Must Be Crazy 02:57 There were some ridiculous looking animals They must be the most contented people in the world - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:42 They must be the most contented people in the world Where they live - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:31 Where they live You gonna look like that forever - The Gods Must Be Crazy 02:50 You gonna look like that forever I will take the thing to the end of the earth - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:42 I will take the thing to the end of the earth In the deep Kalahari - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:10 In the deep Kalahari It looks like a paradise - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:42 It looks like a paradise Only 600 miles to the south - The Gods Must Be Crazy 04:43 Only 600 miles to the south You just have to keep away from the sharp end - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:47 You just have to keep away from the sharp end Their language has an idiosyncrasy of its own - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:27 Their language has an idiosyncrasy of its own When the family needs meat - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:14 When the family needs meat I'm quite normal - The Gods Must Be Crazy 02:38 I'm quite normal Xi tried the thing out to cure thongs - The Gods Must Be Crazy 02:49 Xi tried the thing out to cure thongs Quite unaware that there are other people in the world - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:15 Quite unaware that there are other people in the world Strange new things sometimes appeared in the sky - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:27 Strange new things sometimes appeared in the sky They've got guns - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:32 They've got guns I collect manure - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:24 I collect manure The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:11 The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer So how did this thing get up the tree - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:25 So how did this thing get up the tree And why are you so beautiful - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:30 And why are you so beautiful Tomorrow I will take it to the end of the earth and throw it off - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:07 Tomorrow I will take it to the end of the earth and throw it... Where is Sam Boga - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:20 Where is Sam Boga Xi saw the ugliest person he'd ever come across - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:10 Xi saw the ugliest person he'd ever come across The most inquisitive creature in Africa is the baboon - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:04 The most inquisitive creature in Africa is the baboon The thing does not belong on the earth - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:26 The thing does not belong on the earth I'm teaching him how to drive - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:09 I'm teaching him how to drive They gave him the death sentence - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:17 They gave him the death sentence I don't think I can handle her - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:08 I don't think I can handle her The Reverend's worried - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:11 The Reverend's worried And hopes you have lots of children - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:26 And hopes you have lots of children They're very gentle people - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:45 They're very gentle people He smiled at them in greeting - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:14 He smiled at them in greeting I said stop playing that bloody game - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:07 I said stop playing that bloody game Xi saw a very strange looking persona and he greeted him - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:26 Xi saw a very strange looking persona and he greeted him He want to know how did those people get in there - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:11 He want to know how did those people get in there The funny thing was that they couldn't speak - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:12 The funny thing was that they couldn't speak There was another god - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:21 There was another god That's a watape tree - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:09 That's a watape tree They're Tswanas - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:07 They're Tswanas It left very peculiar tracks - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:18 It left very peculiar tracks Talks about a bad thing an evil thing - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:08 Talks about a bad thing an evil thing Why do I have to work with amateurs - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:50 Why do I have to work with amateurs What the hell did you do that for - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:06 What the hell did you do that for The hairy one said - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:21 The hairy one said There was a peculiar sound - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:18 There was a peculiar sound How come suddenly HE's the big hero - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:06 How come suddenly HE's the big hero Two thousand miles to the north in the state of Birani - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:15 Two thousand miles to the north in the state of Birani Where is your hideout - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:24 Where is your hideout I don't want to talk about it - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:29 I don't want to talk about it When I'm in the presence of a lady - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:14 When I'm in the presence of a lady You get sudden urges and come up with warthogs and rhinoceroses - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:09 You get sudden urges and come up with warthogs and... When you get to the mission - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:18 When you get to the mission Was it rough - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:15 Was it rough When Botswana belonged to the British - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:30 When Botswana belonged to the British I stopped them sir - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:04 I stopped them sir They've always sent us only good things - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:20 They've always sent us only good things Is she down there Yes - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:05 Is she down there Yes Here This'll put hair on your chest That's all I need - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:07 Here This'll put hair on your chest That's all I... ANDREW:
A lot of children. - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:27 ANDREW: A lot of children. ANDREW:
One, two, three, - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:19 ANDREW: One, two, three, (crying) - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:09 (crying) "Dear Miss Thompson, - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:31 "Dear Miss Thompson, Eesh! - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:27 Eesh! Get back. Get back. All of you. - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:10 Get back. Get back. All of you. Get back! Get back! - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:06 Get back! Get back! Get up. - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:25 Get up. He says thank you and good-bye - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:19 He says thank you and good-bye (honking) - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:23 (honking) It's really just - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:11 It's really just JACK:
Boy, you had a tough time, huh? - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:32 JACK: Boy, you had a tough time, huh? Kate! - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:26 Kate! MAN: Eeeh! - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:09 MAN: Eeeh! Maybe they're asleep as well. - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:30 Maybe they're asleep as well. Milady. - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:22 Milady. Mm-hmm. He's fast. It'll work. - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:12 Mm-hmm. He's fast. It'll work. MPUDI:
I can't see the little bugger. - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:06 MPUDI: I can't see the little bugger. NARRATOR: Xi was beginning to think
he would never find - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:07 NARRATOR: Xi was beginning to think he would never find Now, look at that. - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:06 Now, look at that. Ready? - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:25 Ready? ("Rock-a-bye Baby" playing) - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:08 ("Rock-a-bye Baby" playing) Roll over. - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:07 Roll over. So Miss Kate said 20 miles is too much. - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:07 So Miss Kate said 20 miles is too much. Some of those guys are down. - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:26 Some of those guys are down. (speaking native language) - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:08 (speaking native language) There she is. - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:12 There she is. We got to outflank them. - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:09 We got to outflank them. What happened? - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:08 What happened?