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"The Gods Must Be Crazy" quotes

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A comic allegory about a traveling Bushman who encounters modern civilization and its stranger aspects, including a clumsy scientist and a band of revolutionaries.

Director: Jamie Uys
Writer: Jamie Uys
Production: 20th Century Fox Film Corporat
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 26 Oct 1984
Awards: 2 wins & 3 nominations.
Here This'll put hair on your chest That's all I need - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:07 Here This'll put hair on your chest That's all I need Is she down there Yes - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:05 Is she down there Yes They've always sent us only good things - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:20 They've always sent us only good things I stopped them sir - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:04 I stopped them sir When Botswana belonged to the British - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:30 When Botswana belonged to the British Was it rough - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:15 Was it rough When you get to the mission - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:18 When you get to the mission You get sudden urges and come up with warthogs and rhinoceroses - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:09 You get sudden urges and come up with warthogs and... When I'm in the presence of a lady - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:14 When I'm in the presence of a lady I don't want to talk about it - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:29 I don't want to talk about it Where is your hideout - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:24 Where is your hideout Two thousand miles to the north in the state of Birani - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:15 Two thousand miles to the north in the state of Birani How come suddenly HE's the big hero - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:06 How come suddenly HE's the big hero There was a peculiar sound - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:18 There was a peculiar sound The hairy one said - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:21 The hairy one said What the hell did you do that for - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:06 What the hell did you do that for Why do I have to work with amateurs - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:50 Why do I have to work with amateurs Talks about a bad thing an evil thing - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:08 Talks about a bad thing an evil thing It left very peculiar tracks - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:18 It left very peculiar tracks They're Tswanas - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:07 They're Tswanas That's a watape tree - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:09 That's a watape tree There was another god - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:21 There was another god The funny thing was that they couldn't speak - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:12 The funny thing was that they couldn't speak He want to know how did those people get in there - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:11 He want to know how did those people get in there Xi saw a very strange looking persona and he greeted him - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:26 Xi saw a very strange looking persona and he greeted him I said stop playing that bloody game - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:07 I said stop playing that bloody game He smiled at them in greeting - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:14 He smiled at them in greeting They're very gentle people - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:45 They're very gentle people And hopes you have lots of children - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:26 And hopes you have lots of children The Reverend's worried - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:11 The Reverend's worried I don't think I can handle her - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:08 I don't think I can handle her They gave him the death sentence - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:17 They gave him the death sentence I'm teaching him how to drive - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:09 I'm teaching him how to drive The thing does not belong on the earth - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:26 The thing does not belong on the earth The most inquisitive creature in Africa is the baboon - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:04 The most inquisitive creature in Africa is the baboon Xi saw the ugliest person he'd ever come across - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:10 Xi saw the ugliest person he'd ever come across Where is Sam Boga - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:20 Where is Sam Boga Tomorrow I will take it to the end of the earth and throw it off - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:07 Tomorrow I will take it to the end of the earth and throw it... And why are you so beautiful - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:30 And why are you so beautiful So how did this thing get up the tree - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:25 So how did this thing get up the tree The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:11 The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer I collect manure - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:24 I collect manure They've got guns - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:32 They've got guns Strange new things sometimes appeared in the sky - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:27 Strange new things sometimes appeared in the sky Quite unaware that there are other people in the world - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:15 Quite unaware that there are other people in the world Xi tried the thing out to cure thongs - The Gods Must Be Crazy 02:49 Xi tried the thing out to cure thongs I'm quite normal - The Gods Must Be Crazy 02:38 I'm quite normal When the family needs meat - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:14 When the family needs meat Their language has an idiosyncrasy of its own - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:27 Their language has an idiosyncrasy of its own You just have to keep away from the sharp end - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:47 You just have to keep away from the sharp end Only 600 miles to the south - The Gods Must Be Crazy 04:43 Only 600 miles to the south It looks like a paradise - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:42 It looks like a paradise In the deep Kalahari - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:10 In the deep Kalahari I will take the thing to the end of the earth - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:42 I will take the thing to the end of the earth You gonna look like that forever - The Gods Must Be Crazy 02:50 You gonna look like that forever Where they live - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:31 Where they live They must be the most contented people in the world - The Gods Must Be Crazy 00:42 They must be the most contented people in the world There were some ridiculous looking animals - The Gods Must Be Crazy 02:57 There were some ridiculous looking animals Something fell from the sky - The Gods Must Be Crazy 01:27 Something fell from the sky So the beautiful landscapes are devoid of people - The Gods Must Be Crazy 03:01 So the beautiful landscapes are devoid of people

Cast

Andrew Steyn - Marius Weyers
Kate Thompson - Sandra Prinsloo
Xi - N!xau
Sam Boga - Louw Verwey
Mpudi - Michael Thys