You gonna look like that forever? Like what? Like Jack Hind is a better man than you! No....

Mpudi: You gonna look like that forever? Steyn: Like what? Mpudi: Like Jack Hind is a better man than you! Steyn: No. I'm going to talk to her. Mpudi: Yeah! Tell her YOU were the big hero! Steyn: [Paces back and forth, not noticing he's continually hitting his head on the lantern] No, I can't do that. But I do want to talk to her. I'll tell her, I'll say "Look, Miss Thompson. I know you think I'm an idiot, but normally I'm quite normal. It's only when I'm in the presence of a lady that I... It's really just an interesting psychological phenomenon. If a man who is susceptible to a type of para-Freudian syndrome like this encounters a nubile female, what happens?" Mpudi: I suppose another big word happens. Steyn: Too erudite? Mpudi: Yeah, whatever that means. Steyn: Okay. I'll put it more simply. I'll say, "Look, Miss Thompson... Kate, Kate... It's really only an interesting psychological phenomenon." She'll understand that bit, she's a schoolteacher. I'll say, "When there's no lady present, I can catch an insect without hurting it." If she knew me better, she'd see I'm not a stumblebum. All I need is a little practice. If I... [gets in the Land Rover while talking] Mpudi: Wait for me! You need some moral support!

Yeah. Me too. You going to look like that forever? Like what? Like Jack Hind is a better man than you. No, I'm going to talk to her. Tell her you were the big hero. No, I can't do that, but I do want to talk to her. I'll tell her... I'll say, "Look, Miss Thompson, "I know you think I'm an idiot, but normally, I'm quite normal. "It's only when I'm in the presence of a lady "that I, uh... "It's really just an interesting psychological phenomenon. "If a man who is susceptible "to a type of para-Freudian syndrome like this encounters a nubile female, what happens?" I suppose another big word happens. Too erudite, huh? Yeah, whatever that means. Okay. I'll put it more simply. I'll say-- "Look, Miss Thompson-- "Kate, Kate. It's really only an interesting psychological phenomenon." She'll understand that bit. She's a schoolteacher. I'll say, "When there's no lady present, I can catch the tiniest insect without hurting it." If she gets to know me better, she'll see I'm not such a stumblebum. All I need is a little practice. If I could just-- Wait for me. You need some moral support. There she is. You better do your thing before the pupils come. Yeah. Good morning. Morning, Miss Thompson. Morning. How are you? Fine, thanks. How are you? Fine, thanks, and how are you? I'm fine, thank you. Uh, Kate, I know you think I'm an idiot... but I'm not really like that. It's... only when I'm around wom-- Around you. I'm sorry. Normally, I'm quite normal, but whenever I'm in the presence of a lady, my fingers turn into thumbs, my brain switches off. Watch it! It's flour. I noticed. It's actually-- Actually, it's really