"The Gods Must Be Crazy II" quotes
Six people meet in the Kalahari desert: a female NYC lawyer flying with a local zoologist/pilot in a mini-plane, a Cuban and an African soldier taking each other POW, a Boer elephant poacher, and a Bushman looking for his two childre
Director: Jamie Uys
Writer: Jamie Uys
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $6,291,444
Released: 13 Apr 1990
Awards: 1 nomination
151 video clips
00:13 What do you think you're doing
00:39 Excerpts from the Geneva Convention
00:11 I'm your goddamn prisoner
00:09 Don't even think about it
00:27 What did you do
00:21 Big Ben calling
00:09 I'll get the bastard
00:12 You mustn't do that
00:35 Are you gonna to hang in there forever
00:42 Okay now you people You behave nobody gets hurt
00:20 George you see that dome
00:12 You know why a compass has a mirror on the back
00:09 What the hell do you think you're doing
00:36 Stop it right now
00:09 We were low on gas
00:36 Stop it
00:22 How long will we get
00:39 Excerpts from the Geneva Convention
00:16 ANN: Do they bite?
00:24 ANN: I told you I can't
even drive a manual.
00:09 ANN: Is there enough gas
to take us all the way back?
00:18 ANN: Stop here.
00:30 ANN: Stop.
00:09 (barking)
00:23 BEN: Big Ben calling Ramjee.
Big Ben calling Ramjee.
00:26 Big Ben calling Ramjee.
Do you read me?
00:06 (both shouting
in foreign language)
00:24 (children chattering)
00:21 (clucking)
00:28 -Coffee.
-Morning, boss.
00:09 Do you do some kind
of work around here?
00:10 Does W stand for water?
00:21 Don't shout
so many words at once.
00:13 (drum roll)
00:11 (elephants trumpeting)
00:09 (engine grinding)
00:17 (engine sputtering)
00:24 (engine starts)
00:27 English?
00:22 Excerpts from
the Geneva Convention.
00:06 (fire crackling)
00:07 -Follow him.
-We're low on gas.
00:09 For a moment,
00:24 (gasping)
00:17 (gasps)
00:08 George.
00:17 George you see that dome
00:08 Go away. Bugger off.
I don't want to see you.
00:06 Go on, get.
00:11 (growling)
00:09 (growling)
00:10 (growling)
00:06 (gunshot)
00:29 (gunshot)
00:15 (gunshot)
00:19 He remembered
his father had said:
00:23 He showed her the tracks
00:30 Hey! Don't do that.
Come back.
00:06 Hey, go home.
00:23 Hey.
00:30 Hi. Could you
lend us a pump?
00:28 -Hi, Stephen.
-Hi. Thanks.
00:07 How the hell am I going to
find you with only one boot?
00:14 I have to read
my paper at 3:30.
00:04 I knew it I knew it I told you we're low on gas
00:06 I knew it, I knew it.
I told you we're low on gas.
00:11 I told you I can't fly.
00:04 I wanna come too He's gonna kill me
00:04 I'll get the bastard
00:22 -I'm ready.
-For what?
00:25 -Isn't this where we kiss?
-Yes.
00:06 Just look down and read.
00:07 (laughing)
00:15 Lazy bastard.
00:06 Look, no hands.
Flies by itself.
00:19 MAN: Turn right.
00:09 MAN: We're going back
on our tracks now,
00:03 March
00:03 March
00:20 Move your ass, man.
00:07 No, it won't work.
00:09 Oh, man.
00:06 Okay, now, you people.
You behave, nobody gets hurt.
00:10 Okay Okay Okay I'm your goddamn prisoner
00:10 Okay. Okay. Okay.
I'm your goddamn prisoner.
00:18 Okay, out.
00:11 Okay.
00:06 -Okay, thank you.
-Okay, goodbye.
00:07 Okay, try that.
Cast
Xixo - N!xau
Dr. Ann Taylor - Lena Farugia
Dr. Stephen Marshall - Hans Strydom
Xiri - Eiros
Xisa - Nadies