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So what do you think? I still don't know, David. I mean, there's something
about this place just gives me the creeps, and it seems unusually
cheap for three bedrooms. That's the advantage of being
a few miles further out. BUZZING Damn lights have blown. Damn lights have blown! It's just a fuse. Or this place is cheap because
it's old and nothing works. Good evening! Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. Oh, not at all. I'm Albert Fortenoy. The vendor? Unfortunately, yes. Unfortunately? I wish I didn't have to sell. My dear wife Vera passed away
30 years ago. 30 years ago today, in fact. I can no longer afford the - upkeep!
- all on my own. I'm so sorry. Well, it's a beautiful house. Thank you. I've lived here... ..all my life!
about this place just gives me the creeps, and it seems unusually
cheap for three bedrooms. That's the advantage of being
a few miles further out. BUZZING Damn lights have blown. Damn lights have blown! It's just a fuse. Or this place is cheap because
it's old and nothing works. Good evening! Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. Oh, not at all. I'm Albert Fortenoy. The vendor? Unfortunately, yes. Unfortunately? I wish I didn't have to sell. My dear wife Vera passed away
30 years ago. 30 years ago today, in fact. I can no longer afford the - upkeep!
- all on my own. I'm so sorry. Well, it's a beautiful house. Thank you. I've lived here... ..all my life!
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So what do you think?
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I still don't know, David.
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I mean, there's something
about this place just gives me
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the creeps, and it seems unusually
cheap for three bedrooms.
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That's the advantage of being
a few miles further out.
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BUZZING
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Damn lights have blown.
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Damn lights have blown!
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It's just a fuse.
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Or this place is cheap because
it's old and nothing works.
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Good evening!
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Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.
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Oh, not at all.
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I'm Albert Fortenoy.
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The vendor?
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Unfortunately, yes.
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Unfortunately?
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I wish I didn't have to sell.
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My dear wife Vera passed away
30 years ago.
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30 years ago today, in fact.
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I can no longer afford the - upkeep!
- all on my own.
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I'm so sorry.
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Well, it's a beautiful house.
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Thank you. I've lived here...
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..all my life!
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Movie Summary
A series of brand new, hand-crafted, half hours of theatrical catastrophe as The Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society undertake more (overly) ambitious endeavours.