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"The Good Place" quotes

The Good Place poster
Four people and their otherworldly frienemy struggle in the afterlife to define what it means to be good.

Director: N/A
Writer: Michael Schur
Production:
Genre: comedy, drama, fantasy
Year: 2016
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 8.2
BoxOffice:
Released: 19 Sep 2016
Awards: Nominated for 12 Primetime Emmys. 34 wins & 146 nominations total

60 video clips

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I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me - The Good Place 00:09 I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop... Take it sleazy - The Good Place 00:04 Take it sleazy Take it sleazy - The Good Place 00:03 Take it sleazy Take it sleazy - The Good Place 00:03 Take it sleazy Well take it sleazy - The Good Place 00:03 Well take it sleazy Thirty seconds left. - The Good Place Thirty seconds left. Well take it sleazy - The Good Place Well take it sleazy Attention Jacksonville. - The Good Place 00:15 Attention Jacksonville. Chidi? Come on in. - The Good Place 00:14 Chidi? Come on in. Cool. Later, guys. - The Good Place 00:29 Cool. Later, guys. Do you mind if we go home? - The Good Place 00:07 Do you mind if we go home? Finally! - The Good Place 00:07 Finally! Hello, you beautiful spirits. - The Good Place 00:28 Hello, you beautiful spirits. Hello. - Oh! - The Good Place 00:26 Hello. - Oh! Hey, can I get an Irish enema? That's Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag. - The Good Place 00:12 Hey, can I get an Irish enema? That's Baileys and Sprit... Hey, Janet? - Hi. How can I help? - The Good Place 00:24 Hey, Janet? - Hi. How can I help? Hi. - G'day. - The Good Place 00:14 Hi. - G'day. Huh. - The Good Place 00:15 Huh. I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me - The Good Place 00:09 I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop... I don't know if I'll see you again, or what I'll remember if I do, - The Good Place 00:18 I don't know if I'll see you again, or what I'... -I need you to do me one last favor. -Mmm-hmm? - The Good Place 00:11 -I need you to do me one last favor. -Mmm-hmm? If you rent a car, don't pay for the insurance, it's a scam. Okay. - The Good Place 00:06 If you rent a car, don't pay for the insurance, it'... - Janet? - Hi, there. - The Good Place 00:10 - Janet? - Hi, there. -Janet? -Hi, there. - The Good Place 00:08 -Janet? -Hi, there. Janet? - The Good Place 00:20 Janet? Janet, tell me a lie. - The Good Place 00:19 Janet, tell me a lie. Jianyu second! Oh, well done, my love. - The Good Place 00:11 Jianyu second! Oh, well done, my love. Looks good, not-a-girl. - The Good Place 00:10 Looks good, not-a-girl. Man, it's hot. - The Good Place 00:30 Man, it's hot. Oh, good, you're back. I had Janet make some food for the trip. - The Good Place 00:30 Oh, good, you're back. I had Janet make some food for t... Oh, man, I didn't believe anything I was saying. I just... - The Good Place 00:11 Oh, man, I didn't believe anything I was saying. I just... Oh, man! - The Good Place 00:23 Oh, man! Oh, sorry, I didn't see you. - The Good Place 00:20 Oh, sorry, I didn't see you. Okay. So... - The Good Place 00:17 Okay. So... Ooh. - The Good Place 00:21 Ooh. Please don't make this harder than it already is, Chidi. - The Good Place 00:26 Please don't make this harder than it already is, Chidi... "Pobody's nerfect"? That's hilarious. - The Good Place 00:11 "Pobody's nerfect"? That's hilarious. Quevenzhané Wallis and Stephen Hawking - The Good Place 00:15 Quevenzhané Wallis and Stephen Hawking Shouldn't these be magical trash bags? - The Good Place 00:09 Shouldn't these be magical trash bags? Speech time! - The Good Place 00:32 Speech time! Take it sleazy - The Good Place 00:03 Take it sleazy Take it sleazy - The Good Place 00:03 Take it sleazy Thanks, babe! - The Good Place 00:25 Thanks, babe! The bad place is owed two people. - The Good Place 00:27 The bad place is owed two people. They're suing you? - The Good Place 00:23 They're suing you? Thirty glasses of wine and no hangover. - The Good Place 00:09 Thirty glasses of wine and no hangover. Thirty seconds left. - The Good Place 00:15 Thirty seconds left. Uh, you need a Kleenex? - The Good Place 00:08 Uh, you need a Kleenex? Uh... - The Good Place 00:10 Uh... Take it sleazy - The Good Place 00:03 Take it sleazy -What have I done? -You made a frickin' Frankenstein, man. - The Good Place 00:15 -What have I done? -You made a frickin' Frankenstein, m... What up, idiot? - The Good Place 00:20 What up, idiot? What's happening? - I give up. - The Good Place 00:24 What's happening? - I give up. Whoo-hoo-hoo! - The Good Place 00:21 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! - The Good Place 00:10 Whoo! Wow, your parents sucked. - The Good Place 00:17 Wow, your parents sucked. Wow. - The Good Place 00:26 Wow. You can sit on that bench as long as you want. - The Good Place 00:07 You can sit on that bench as long as you want. You can sit on that bench as long as you'd like - The Good Place 00:12 You can sit on that bench as long as you'd like You're my friend, Janet. That, that's why I can't kill you. - The Good Place 00:31 You're my friend, Janet. That, that's why I can�...

Cast

Eleanor Shellstrop - Kristen Bell
Chidi Anagonye - William Jackson Harper
Tahani Al-Jamil - Jameela Jamil
Janet - D'Arcy Carden
Jason Mendoza - Manny Jacinto
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