Perfect with spaghetti

Elliot Garfield:

Haven't we met? In our apartment? Paula McFadden:
Please, I enjoy shopping. Don't ruin this for me too. Elliot Garfield:
Relax. We don't have to fight until we get home. We need soap, Darling. Paula McFadden:
Not in my bathroom we don't. Elliot Garfield:
This is silly. If you get what you need and I get what I need we're going to blow a lot of bread getting the same things. Including bread. Why don't we have one shopping list and split the bill? Paula McFadden:
On what items? Elliot Garfield:
Food! Bathroom and kitchen cleansers. Everything. Except male and female do-dads. In that area you go your way and I'll go mine. Paula McFadden:
We split everything? Elliot Garfield:
Everything. I'll pay my full one third share. Paula McFadden:
One third? Elliot Garfield:
I am not the one with the daughter. Paula McFadden:
What's the matter? Didn't Lady Anne wash her hands the other night? Elliot Garfield:
Quick. Quick. I like a quick girl. Okay, right down the middle. Paula McFadden:
Okay. Elliot Garfield:
Hold it. Hold it. I'll take that. Elliot Garfield:
[Walking down the street]
This is a good idea sharing expenses like this. By the way, I need shoes next week. A little Chianti? Can't have spaghetti marinaro without A little vino. Paula McFadden:
Not on my budget. Elliot Garfield:
Hey, hey, no. I'll blow for the booze, eh? Short of stature but not tight of pocket. Liquor Store Salesman:
Can I help you? Elliot Garfield:
Yes. A bottle of your finest, cheap Chianti, please. Liquor Store Salesman:
I've got a nice California red for a Dollar eighty. Elliot Garfield:
Dollar eighty. Nothing from Kansas? Liquor Store Salesman:
Comedian. Seriously. This is a good wine. Elliot Garfield:
Okay. It goes good with spaghetti, right? Liquor Store Salesman:
Perfect with spaghetti