Log-in to add movie to favourites
Movie added to favourites
Movie removed from favourites

"The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard" quotes

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard poster
Used-car liquidator Don Ready is hired by a flailing auto dealership to turn their Fourth of July sale into a majorly profitable event.

Director: Neal Brennan
Writer: Andy Stock, Rick Stempson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 39/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $15,122,676
Released: 14 Aug 2009
Awards: N/A

46 video clips

Jibby NewsomeDon ReadyStewardess StaceyBrent GageBabs MerrickPaxton HardingTeddy DangIvy SelleckDeejayMcdermottPeter SelleckHeatherBen SelleckDick LewistonStu HardingTammy SelleckSelleck Customer - GaryBlakeWade Zooha
James Van Der Beek my nigger - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:04 James Van Der Beek my nigger Give away free hot dogs and put up an inflatable gorilla - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:07 Give away free hot dogs and put up an inflatable gorilla I hate Aw - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:39 I hate Aw In the schoolyard a Don Ready is a euphemism for a hard on - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:05 In the schoolyard a Don Ready is a euphemism for a hard on I'm Don The Goods Ready - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:10 I'm Don The Goods Ready Fits you like a baseball mitt - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:06 Fits you like a baseball mitt If he moves that car I'll eat my own pussy - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:06 If he moves that car I'll eat my own pussy Okay Mr Ready - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:27 Okay Mr Ready Nobody tells DJ Request what to play - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:14 Nobody tells DJ Request what to play I'm sorry I apologize I'm a Christian man - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:10 I'm sorry I apologize I'm a Christian man Most people who are in this situation - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:20 Most people who are in this situation Make no mistake gentlemen - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:10 Make no mistake gentlemen You can do this You are a winner - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:15 You can do this You are a winner A I have a beautiful car - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:12 A I have a beautiful car Attaboy Teddy Pain is weakness leaving the body - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:05 Attaboy Teddy Pain is weakness leaving the body I'm making love - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:18 I'm making love Look I may be old fashioned - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:06 Look I may be old fashioned You know I never much cared for Jews - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:16 You know I never much cared for Jews Fat kids customer hates you Fat wife customer pities you - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:12 Fat kids customer hates you Fat wife customer pities you Hey Paxton Lance Bass called He said he - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:14 Hey Paxton Lance Bass called He said he Hey guys - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:10 Hey guys More than words - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:17 More than words You know Paxton here - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:46 You know Paxton here 10 real fruit juice motherfuckers - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:04 10 real fruit juice motherfuckers Hey McDermott we did it A happy ending - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:13 Hey McDermott we did it A happy ending Come here Son - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:07 Come here Son All right everyone just calm down Bottom line - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:18 All right everyone just calm down Bottom line See I try to tell women all the time - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:07 See I try to tell women all the time I don't know I don't have a car I gotta get a bus - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:12 I don't know I don't have a car I gotta get a bus Motherfucker I ring the bell - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:04 Motherfucker I ring the bell Are you in a boy band - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:09 Are you in a boy band Oh That is disgusting - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:06 Oh That is disgusting You're a virgin - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:33 You're a virgin Hey guys get those food orders in quickly - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:10 Hey guys get those food orders in quickly Come on Don - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:25 Come on Don Are you saying I should pretend to be his son - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:07 Are you saying I should pretend to be his son I'll cut off your tits with a knife you bitch - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:04 I'll cut off your tits with a knife you bitch And we're looking at an even better day tomorrow - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:09 And we're looking at an even better day tomorrow Don't even get me started on Pearl Harbor - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:12 Don't even get me started on Pearl Harbor Hey Brent - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:27 Hey Brent Ooh Make sure your underwear - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:13 Ooh Make sure your underwear Hey come on man - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:07 Hey come on man You were the first person to wear a Von Dutch trucker hat - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:11 You were the first person to wear a Von Dutch trucker hat I feel exactly like I did before I landed on Iwo Jima I swear to God - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:08 I feel exactly like I did before I landed on Iwo Jima I... You don't want to know what happened in 'Querque - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:08 You don't want to know what happened in 'Querque Had I just been focused on the sale it wouldn't have gone down like that - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 00:06 Had I just been focused on the sale it wouldn't have...

Cast

Don Ready - Jeremy Piven
Jibby Newsome - Ving Rhames
Ben Selleck - James Brolin
Brent Gage - David Koechner
Babs Merrick - Kathryn Hahn
All Cast