"The Goonies" quotes

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A group of young misfits called The Goonies discover an ancient map and set out on an adventure to find a legendary pirate's long-lost treasure.

Director: Richard Donner
Writer: Chris Columbus, Steven Spielberg
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 1985
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $63,711,145
Released: 07 Jun 1985
Awards: 3 wins & 6 nominations

134 Clips

Pinchers of Peril You guys I've been saved by my Pinchers of Peril - The Goonies 00:07
Pinchers of Peril You guys I've been saved by my Pinchers of...
Chunk I hope that was your stomach MIKEY No - The Goonies 00:10
Chunk I hope that was your stomach MIKEY No
I'm wondering what is in the bag - The Goonies 00:04
I'm wondering what is in the bag
Oh shit - The Goonies 00:03
Oh shit
I swear on my life they've got it - The Goonies 00:16
I swear on my life they've got it
The only thing we serve is tongue - The Goonies 00:12
The only thing we serve is tongue
The longer you animals bark the colder your lunch gets - The Goonies 00:10
The longer you animals bark the colder your lunch gets
Data's okay - The Goonies 00:32
Data's okay
You guys - The Goonies 00:36
You guys
Follow them size fives - The Goonies 00:04
Follow them size fives
What the hell is that - The Goonies 00:34
What the hell is that
Mikey come on our parents are worried - The Goonies 00:23
Mikey come on our parents are worried
CHUNK Soda pop Boy am I thirsty - The Goonies 00:07
CHUNK Soda pop Boy am I thirsty
Holy S H I T - The Goonies 00:04
Holy S H I T
Hello little guys I'm Mr Perkins Troy's father - The Goonies 00:29
Hello little guys I'm Mr Perkins Troy's father
Yeah Mikey's been through here all right - The Goonies 00:06
Yeah Mikey's been through here all right
Rocky Road - The Goonies 00:04
Rocky Road
Chunk I'm starting to O D on all your bullshit stories - The Goonies 00:05
Chunk I'm starting to O D on all your bullshit stories
Let's Get out of - The Goonies 00:05
Let's Get out of
Man you smell like Phys Ed - The Goonies 00:06
Man you smell like Phys Ed
Lookit I got an idea - The Goonies 00:22
Lookit I got an idea
Shame shame DATA I know your name - The Goonies 00:10
Shame shame DATA I know your name
What about the loot - The Goonies 00:06
What about the loot
JAKE What are you doing - The Goonies 00:35
JAKE What are you doing
Four waters Is that all - The Goonies 00:34
Four waters Is that all
Any of you guys ever hear of Detroit No - The Goonies 00:24
Any of you guys ever hear of Detroit No
I should've let him look at my body Don't I have a beautiful body - The Goonies 00:14
I should've let him look at my body Don't I have a beautiful...
MOUTH This is supposed to be water - The Goonies 00:06
MOUTH This is supposed to be water
My new tires They popped my new tires the son of - The Goonies 00:16
My new tires They popped my new tires the son of
I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life - The Goonies 00:08
I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life
This is ridiculous - The Goonies 00:07
This is ridiculous
Hi Willy - The Goonies 00:33
Hi Willy
Brand is being so sweet to me Oh come on Come on - The Goonies 00:10
Brand is being so sweet to me Oh come on Come on
Your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up - The Goonies 00:14
Your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it...
Okay you kissed now tell - The Goonies 00:27
Okay you kissed now tell
Listen you'll never believe me There was two cop cars okay - The Goonies 00:31
Listen you'll never believe me There was two cop cars okay
What's she saying Mouth - The Goonies 00:25
What's she saying Mouth
You're so quiet all of a sudden You are the one who they called Mouth aren't you - The Goonies 00:19
You're so quiet all of a sudden You are the one who they...
Kids suck - The Goonies 00:04
Kids suck
What happened to your braces I don't wear braces Mikey wear - The Goonies 00:10
What happened to your braces I don't wear braces Mikey wear
I'll hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes will be out of style Hey - The Goonies 00:06
I'll hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes will be...
Hey I bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it huh Ha ha - The Goonies 00:28
Hey I bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it huh Ha ha
Brand God put that rock there for a purpose - The Goonies 00:10
Brand God put that rock there for a purpose
I'm not afraid of the dark I like the dark I love it - The Goonies 00:09
I'm not afraid of the dark I like the dark I love it
I can't tell if it's an A sharp or a B flat - The Goonies 00:10
I can't tell if it's an A sharp or a B flat
Don't you realize The next time you see the sky - The Goonies 00:36
Don't you realize The next time you see the sky
I've got an idea - The Goonies 00:48
I've got an idea
It's your top score on Pole Position - The Goonies 00:21
It's your top score on Pole Position
It's not broken - The Goonies 00:46
It's not broken
Is that you again - The Goonies 01:33
Is that you again
Is this supposed to be water - The Goonies 00:13
Is this supposed to be water
I'm hungry - The Goonies 00:18
I'm hungry
If you sit too close to the TV - The Goonies 00:26
If you sit too close to the TV
If you hit the wrong note - The Goonies 00:27
If you hit the wrong note
I swear on my life - The Goonies 00:42
I swear on my life
I smell ice cream - The Goonies 00:11
I smell ice cream
I should've let him look at my body - The Goonies 00:51
I should've let him look at my body
I love the dark - The Goonies 00:26
I love the dark
I lost my glasses - The Goonies 00:16
I lost my glasses
I just want to say thank you - The Goonies 00:53
I just want to say thank you
I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life - The Goonies 00:25
I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life
I hope that was your stomach - The Goonies 00:19
I hope that was your stomach
I hit the wrong note - The Goonies 00:16
I hit the wrong note
I got a Baby Ruth - The Goonies 00:22
I got a Baby Ruth
You've been bad - The Goonies 01:21
You've been bad
Everything - The Goonies 03:10
Everything
You smell like Phys Ed - The Goonies 00:12
You smell like Phys Ed
You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up - The Goonies 00:36
You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't...
I can't argue with that - The Goonies 00:23
I can't argue with that
I am wondering - The Goonies 00:14
I am wondering
How's that - The Goonies 00:32
How's that
Hey any of you guys ever hear of Detroit - The Goonies 01:21
Hey any of you guys ever hear of Detroit
He's just like his father - The Goonies 00:29
He's just like his father
The fireplace - The Goonies 00:56
The fireplace
He should be put in a plastic bubble - The Goonies 01:22
He should be put in a plastic bubble
Haven't you - The Goonies 01:23
Haven't you
Goonies never say die - The Goonies 00:11
Goonies never say die
God put that rock there for a purpose - The Goonies 00:20
God put that rock there for a purpose
Get out of - The Goonies 00:09
Get out of
Four waters - The Goonies 00:46
Four waters
Follow them size five's - The Goonies 00:12
Follow them size five's
I know your name - The Goonies 00:22
I know your name
Data's okay - The Goonies 01:17
Data's okay
Can you translate - The Goonies 01:14
Can you translate
Bullet holes - The Goonies 00:12
Bullet holes
Brand is being so sweet to me - The Goonies 00:27
Brand is being so sweet to me
ARE YOU CRAZY - The Goonies 00:39
ARE YOU CRAZY
Andy this whole ship is a treasure - The Goonies 00:23
Andy this whole ship is a treasure
You guys'll never believe me - The Goonies 01:56
You guys'll never believe me
You goonie - The Goonies 00:09
You goonie
You can't do this - The Goonies 00:50
You can't do this
Where're you going - The Goonies 00:32
Where're you going
Where are my boys - The Goonies 00:18
Where are my boys
What the hell is that - The Goonies 00:22
What the hell is that
What is it - The Goonies 00:45
What is it
What happened to your braces - The Goonies 00:22
What happened to your braces
What are you - The Goonies 00:50
What are you
What are you doing - The Goonies 00:37
What are you doing
What about the loot - The Goonies 00:15
What about the loot
We've never been to the Bronx Zoo - The Goonies 00:59
We've never been to the Bronx Zoo
We had our hands on the future - The Goonies 00:22
We had our hands on the future
We don't have to leave the boon docks - The Goonies 00:53
We don't have to leave the boon docks
We don't have all day - The Goonies 00:36
We don't have all day
Watch your hair - The Goonies 00:19
Watch your hair
Troy's father - The Goonies 01:06
Troy's father
Throw 'er into four wheel drive and hold on to your hats - The Goonies 00:25
Throw 'er into four wheel drive and hold on to your hats
This is the attic - The Goonies 00:42
This is the attic
This is ridiculous - The Goonies 00:24
This is ridiculous
Is that all - The Goonies 00:27
Is that all
This ain't the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in - The Goonies 00:34
This ain't the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom...
These boys are costumers - The Goonies 00:42
These boys are costumers
The only thing we serve here is tongue - The Goonies 00:19
The only thing we serve here is tongue
The longer you animals bark - The Goonies 00:23
The longer you animals bark
That's what I said - The Goonies 00:57
That's what I said
THATS WHAT I SAID - The Goonies 00:29
THATS WHAT I SAID
That's Hari Kari - The Goonies 00:27
That's Hari Kari
That is a mess - The Goonies 00:21
That is a mess
Sloth love Chunk - The Goonies 00:23
Sloth love Chunk
Ring around the rosie - The Goonies 00:33
Ring around the rosie
President Lincoln - The Goonies 00:32
President Lincoln
Pinchers of power - The Goonies 00:19
Pinchers of power
Pinchers of Peril - The Goonies 00:17
Pinchers of Peril
Our parents - The Goonies 01:18
Our parents
Our parents are worried - The Goonies 00:47
Our parents are worried
Or I'll commit Hare Krishna - The Goonies 00:31
Or I'll commit Hare Krishna
Now let's go - The Goonies 00:24
Now let's go
My new tires - The Goonies 00:34
My new tires
Mikey's been through here - The Goonies 00:12
Mikey's been through here
Lunch time - The Goonies 00:38
Lunch time
Look at this - The Goonies 00:29
Look at this
Let go of the handle - The Goonies 00:19
Let go of the handle
Kids must've cleaned him out - The Goonies 00:18
Kids must've cleaned him out
Just don't make any more - The Goonies 00:22
Just don't make any more
Jake leave him alone - The Goonies 00:26
Jake leave him alone

Cast

Mikey - Sean Astin
Brand - Josh Brolin
Chunk - Jeff Cohen
Mouth - Corey Feldman
Andy - Kerri Green
Stef - Martha Plimpton
Data - Ke Huy Quan
Sloth - John Matuszak
Jake - Robert Davi
Francis - Joe Pantoliano
Mama Fratelli - Anne Ramsey
Rosalita - Lupe Ontiveros
Mrs. Walsh - Mary Ellen Trainor
Mr. Walsh - Keith Walker
Mr. Perkins - Curt Hanson
Troy - Steve Antin
Sheriff - Paul Tuerpe
Prison Guard - George Robotham
Chunk's Father - Charles McDaniel
Chunk's Mother - Elaine Cohen McMahon
Data's Father - Michael Paul Chan
Mouth's Father - Nick McLean
Bill - Bill Bradley
Troy's Friend #1 (as Jeb Adams) - Jeb Stuart Adams
Troy's Friend #2 - Eric Briant Wells
Man in Shower #1 - Gene Ross
Man in Shower #2 - Max Segar
Man in Shower #3 (as Newton Dennis Arnold) - Newt Arnold
Reporter #1 - Jack O'Leary
Reporter #2 - Patrick Cameron
Tennis Player (as Erwin Harvey) - Orwin C. Harvey
FBI Man - Ted Grossman
Policeman - Richard Donner
Eydie - Chunk's Older Sister - Eydie Faye
Parent #3 - Rick Kuhn
Cyndi Lauper - Cyndi Lauper
Mrs. Wang - Jennie Lew Tugend
Data's Sister - Lisa Quan