Hello guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father. We know who Troy is. He's that cheap guy. My...

Elgin Perkins: Hello guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father. Richard 'Data' Wang: We know who Troy is. He's that cheap guy. Brandon Walsh: My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins. Elgin Perkins: Is your mommy here? Brandon Walsh: [scarcastically] No, actually she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids. Elgin Perkins: [feigning laughing] Papers, Bill. You can give these to your father to read through and sign. I'll be by to pick them up in the morning. Brandon Walsh: Thank you. Elgin Perkins: Thank *you*.

1632. Jerk alert. BRAND: Can I help you? Hello, little guys. I'm Mr. Perkins, Troy's father. We know Troy, he's a cheap guy. My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins. Is your mommy here? No, she's down at the market buying Pampers for all us kids. (PERKINS CHUCKLES) Papers. Well, you can give these papers to your father to read through and sign. We'll be by to pick them up in the morning. -Thank you. -Thank you. -What is that? -It's Dad's business. But what is it? I told you it was Dad's business. Look at them smiling. They can't wait till tomorrow to foreclose on whatever it's called. Trash the Goon Docks. I hope they make our house a sand trap. And never get their balls out. CHUNK: You know, I think they made me lose my appetite.