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"The Grand" quotes

The Grand poster
An improvisational comedy using a handful of actors playing characters competing in an actual poker tournament.

Director: Zak Penn
Writer: Zak Penn, Matt Bierman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 57/100
ImdbRating: 5.9
BoxOffice: $115,879
Released: 07 Jun 2007
Awards: N/A

28 video clips

One Eyed Jack FaroHarold MelvinLainie SchwartzmanRenee JensenL.b.j. Deuce FairbanksMike WerbeLarry SchwartzmanThe GermanSeth Schwartzman
All right I didn't win - The Grand 00:32 All right I didn't win Also you have corn in your teeth - The Grand 00:09 Also you have corn in your teeth You're building his stack - The Grand 00:13 You're building his stack Dad can I just get my job back - The Grand 00:24 Dad can I just get my job back Will you take a look at all of this crap - The Grand 00:34 Will you take a look at all of this crap Let me tell you how the Internet - The Grand 00:18 Let me tell you how the Internet Every time you play a hand of poker - The Grand 00:22 Every time you play a hand of poker It's apparent that you have no concept of pot odds - The Grand 00:18 It's apparent that you have no concept of pot odds Maintain a perimeter Ruth - The Grand 00:08 Maintain a perimeter Ruth I myself despise nostalgia because it's so old - The Grand 00:11 I myself despise nostalgia because it's so old This was a lot of fun you know that Yeah - The Grand 00:07 This was a lot of fun you know that Yeah That's so bad manners that I laughed - The Grand 00:10 That's so bad manners that I laughed The German Well he's a good egg - The Grand 00:12 The German Well he's a good egg And I can psyche the shit out of people - The Grand 00:26 And I can psyche the shit out of people I'm Phil Gordon and joining me in the booth is Mike Werbe - The Grand 00:09 I'm Phil Gordon and joining me in the booth is Mike... I knew you only had one pair - The Grand 00:08 I knew you only had one pair It's apparent that you have no concept of pot odds - The Grand 00:17 It's apparent that you have no concept of pot odds If people played correctly - The Grand 00:10 If people played correctly I think if you tell one kid - The Grand 00:16 I think if you tell one kid Sir you're going to have to leave right now - The Grand 00:17 Sir you're going to have to leave right now It is by will alone I set my mind in motion - The Grand 00:13 It is by will alone I set my mind in motion I think that's a terrible mistake Mike - The Grand 00:20 I think that's a terrible mistake Mike It's the end of the rainbow for this Cinderella story - The Grand 00:10 It's the end of the rainbow for this Cinderella story Grandpa - The Grand 00:26 Grandpa So I want to keep the Rabbit's Foot - The Grand 00:23 So I want to keep the Rabbit's Foot To feel alive and to get this energy - The Grand 00:34 To feel alive and to get this energy Lucky Faro - The Grand 00:17 Lucky Faro Guess how many rooms - The Grand 00:10 Guess how many rooms

Cast

One Eyed Jack Faro - Woody Harrelson
Larry Schwartzman - David Cross
LBJ 'Deuce' Fairbanks - Dennis Farina
Lainie Schwartzman - Cheryl Hines
Andy Andrews - Richard Kind
All Cast