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Do you know we're very much alike Are weYeah We're both absentmindedYou think so YesI like absentminded people Mm hmmDo you know the story about the man that put his watch in boiling waterAnd held the
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The Great Dictator

That's great

Hannah:
Do you know we're very much alike?A Jewish Barber:Are we?Hannah:Yeah, we're both absent-minded.A Jewish Barber:Do you think so?Hannah:Yes.Hannah:I like absent-minded people.Hannah:Do you know the story about the man who put his watch in boiling water and held the egg in his hand?A Jewish Barber:No...A Jewish Barber:That's great

Full Transcript

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Do you know we're very much alike Are we
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Yeah We're both absentminded
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You think so Yes
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I like absentminded people Mm hmm
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Do you know the story about the man that put his watch in boiling water
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And held the egg in his hand
Available in 6 languages
Duration
22 seconds
Views
429
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:34
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, war
Production
Charles Chaplin Productions

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Movie Summary

Dictator Adenoid Hynkel tries to expand his empire while a poor Jewish barber tries to avoid persecution from Hynkel's regime.

Actors

Paulette Goddard
Hannah
Paulette Goddard
Do you know the story about the man that put his watch in boiling water... - The Great Dictator 00:11
Do you know the story about the man that put his watch in...
They say all great men are absentminded. - The Great Dictator 00:09
They say all great men are absentminded.
Of course there's an excuse for you. - The Great Dictator 00:20
Of course there's an excuse for you.
What... - Oh, my! - Isn't that foolish of me! I could kick myself in the shins, I could. I'll give you a shampoo. - The Great Dictator 00:16
What... - Oh, my! - Isn't that foolish of me! I could...
Gee. Ain't I cute! How'd you do it? - You should try it on yourself. - Huh? If you were fixed up, yo - The Great Dictator 00:20
Gee. Ain't I cute! How'd you do it? - You should...
Four pecks a pound! - The Great Dictator 00:08
Four pecks a pound!
Potatoes! - The Great Dictator 00:06
Potatoes!
Take it easy there. - The Great Dictator 00:09
Take it easy there.
- Careful next time. - Here's another one. - The Great Dictator 00:10
- Careful next time. - Here's another one.
Something's happened. - The Great Dictator 00:29
Something's happened.
[ Brief Typing ] - The Great Dictator 00:31
[ Brief Typing ]
Nothing works Not a decent pen Not even a sharp pencilI'm surrounded by nothing but incompetent stupid sterile stenographers - The Great Dictator 00:08
Nothing works Not a decent pen Not even a sharp...
We've just discovered the most wonderful the most marvelous poison gasIt will kill everybodyAll right later later later - The Great Dictator 00:13
We've just discovered the most wonderful the most...
Well The men are planning a strike at the arms factoryWho's the leader There were five of themHave them shot They were your excellencyOh HmmHow many do you say were going on strike The whole factory 3 000 of themHave them all shot I don't want any of my - The Great Dictator 00:32
Well The men are planning a strike at the arms...
Strange. - The Great Dictator 00:52
Strange.
We'll kill off the Jews wipe out the brunettesThen will come forth our dream A pure Aryan raceBeautiful blonde aryans They will love you They will adore youThey will worship you as a god No no You mustn't say itYou make me afraid of myself - The Great Dictator 00:21
We'll kill off the Jews wipe out the brunettesThen will...
Yes, dictator of the world. - The Great Dictator 00:17
Yes, dictator of the world.
Aut Caesar aut nulles. - The Great Dictator 00:19
Aut Caesar aut nulles.
A ut Caesar aut nu/ies. - The Great Dictator 00:08
A ut Caesar aut nu/ies.
This is the happy hour program. - The Great Dictator 00:15
This is the happy hour program.