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Nothing works Not a decent pen Not even a sharp pencilI'm surrounded by nothing but incompetent stupid sterile stenographers
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The Great Dictator

Nothing works! Not a decent pen. Not even a sharp pencil! I'm surrounded by nothing but...

Adenoid Hynkel:Nothing works! Not a decent pen. Not even a sharp pencil! I'm surrounded by nothing but incompetent, stupid, sterile stenographers!

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Nothing works Not a decent pen Not even a sharp pencil
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I'm surrounded by nothing but incompetent stupid sterile stenographers
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
449
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:43
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, war
Production
Charles Chaplin Productions

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Movie Summary

Dictator Adenoid Hynkel tries to expand his empire while a poor Jewish barber tries to avoid persecution from Hynkel's regime.
We've just discovered the most wonderful the most marvelous poison gasIt will kill everybodyAll right later later later - The Great Dictator 00:13
We've just discovered the most wonderful the most...
Well The men are planning a strike at the arms factoryWho's the leader There were five of themHave them shot They were your excellencyOh HmmHow many do you say were going on strike The whole factory 3 000 of themHave them all shot I don't want any of my - The Great Dictator 00:32
Well The men are planning a strike at the arms...
Strange. - The Great Dictator 00:52
Strange.
We'll kill off the Jews wipe out the brunettesThen will come forth our dream A pure Aryan raceBeautiful blonde aryans They will love you They will adore youThey will worship you as a god No no You mustn't say itYou make me afraid of myself - The Great Dictator 00:21
We'll kill off the Jews wipe out the brunettesThen will...
Yes, dictator of the world. - The Great Dictator 00:17
Yes, dictator of the world.
Aut Caesar aut nulles. - The Great Dictator 00:19
Aut Caesar aut nulles.
A ut Caesar aut nu/ies. - The Great Dictator 00:08
A ut Caesar aut nu/ies.
This is the happy hour program. - The Great Dictator 00:15
This is the happy hour program.
♪♪ [ Continues ] - The Great Dictator 00:10
♪♪ [ Continues ]
.U Fifteen cents, please. - The Great Dictator 00:09
.U Fifteen cents, please.
Not yet. - The Great Dictator 00:06
Not yet.
Bad news. - The Great Dictator 00:14
Bad news.
Send for Schultz! - The Great Dictator 00:08
Send for Schultz!
You need a vacationFresh airA little outdoor exerciseI shall send you to a concentration camp - The Great Dictator 00:15
You need a vacationFresh airA little outdoor exerciseI shall...
Very well but remember my wordsYour cause is doomed to failure because it's built on the stupid ruthless persecution of innocent peopleYour policy is worse than a crimeIt's a tragic blunderTraitor TraitorYou're nothing but a double dyed democrat - The Great Dictator 00:19
Very well but remember my wordsYour cause is doomed to...
Schultz, why have you forsaken me? - The Great Dictator 00:06
Schultz, why have you forsaken me?
Excellency, here are the notes for your speech. - The Great Dictator 00:07
Excellency, here are the notes for your speech.
I'll not need them. - The Great Dictator 00:12
I'll not need them.
- Ah. Good evening. - Good evening. Good night. Good night. - The Great Dictator 00:10
- Ah. Good evening. - Good evening. Good night. Good night.
Do you know, that hynkel isn't such a bad fella after all. - The Great Dictator 00:19
Do you know, that hynkel isn't such a bad fella after...