"The Great Muppet Caper" quotes
Kermit the Frog, The Great Gonzo, and Fozzie Bear are reporters who travel to Britain to interview a rich victim of jewel thieves and help her along with her secretary, Miss Piggy.
Director: Jim Henson
Writer: Tom Patchett, Jay Tarses, Jerry Juhl
Production: N/A
Year: 1981
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $31,206,251
Released: 26 Jun 1981
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 2 nominations total
88 Clips
00:11 I am playing 800 different emotions
00:54 Mmm Please don't go Kermit please
00:19 Souvenir photograph No thanks No picture
00:04 You are all weirdos
00:08 Look Mother it's my life okay
00:07 Boy I wish I had whiskers
01:13 Than you care about me
00:08 You know I may be mistaken but the bellhops look like rats
00:20 I'm coming Kermie
01:00 Now we're about to embark on a potentially dangerous...
00:12 That's my new receptionist dancing out there
00:12 You can never find a cab when you need one
00:15 Excuse me
00:17 Hey what's the name of this river I don't know
00:20 What's your room number
00:14 You'll have to jump in the front seat
00:10 Uh excuse me Mr Holiday sir Would you let Kermit go
00:06 What am I A glutton for punishment
00:17 Yeah well photography's an art
00:06 At times like this I am proud to be an American
00:10 Do something What do you want me to do
00:11 Adios mon ch ri
00:08 Fozzie how do we get in
00:08 Whoopee cushion I think it's in the bus
00:05 Local poultry
00:13 It was nice of The Chronicle to pay for our flight home
00:05 But I hate pepperoni I'll eat it
00:15 Is that the Eiffel Tower Yeah
00:45 Hurry Gonzo There's gotta be a picture of somebody
00:10 Pretty nice lines huh
00:19 How about you folks
00:28 Taxi Taxi
00:16 Um let me show you around
00:13 Peanut butter Animal ate it
00:31 Well as you can see from this small sampling
00:09 Can somebody turn out the light
00:08 Hey Kermit I'm getting hungry
00:17 Fozzie this is all very embarrassing
00:15 What would you buy if you were bored
00:06 Boy I sure could use something
00:13 Oh did I get my elbow in the shot
00:04 Seems to be the way we're heading
00:13 How are we supposed to cut through the bars
00:15 Hey Kermit Yeah
00:19 Let me talk to 'em
00:18 What's wrong with the drummer He looks a little crazed
00:46 Thank you very much sir
00:08 I hate to be rude but uh we're trying to do a movie...
00:17 It takes a while to get to know the town
00:15 Wax lips Man I just had 'em
00:15 Mr Holiday Did you order a gross of flowered socks
00:13 I have grave doubts about wearing these jewels
00:57 Hold it
00:18 Piggy Piggy Please please please
00:22 Well what a delightful menu
00:10 Hubba hubba
00:09 Oh thank you
00:25 What's going on in there
00:24 Oh Kermie Oh I've missed you so
01:00 Carla The neckline on that gown is too high don't you...
00:17 You did the only thing you could do Mmm
00:14 Okay guys Everybody out for the USA
00:07 Well of course she found you attractive
00:15 They don't have to play this loud
00:11 Hey Waldorf wake up Here come the bikinis
00:11 Hey what's the name of this river I don't know
00:10 If that's the Happiness Hotel
00:15 I suggest we jump
00:09 You know if you put enough sugar in this stuff it tastes...
00:07 But Nicky why are you doing this
00:11 For once the forecast was right
00:23 Miss Piggy
00:23 Thank you Stanley Give Stanley a tip Nicky
00:26 And we were wondering if you could recommend a nice hotel
00:12 Well I say all's well that ends well
00:08 Look Mother it's my life okay
00:25 Hmm Miss Piggy
00:17 Hey what's the name of this river I don't know
00:24 Hey how are you guys fixing to pay What are our choices
Cast
Kermit the Frog - Jim Henson
Miss Piggy - Frank Oz
The Great Gonzo - Dave Goelz
Floyd Pepper - Jerry Nelson
Scooter - Richard Hunt