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"The Great Muppet Caper" quotes

The Great Muppet Caper poster
Kermit the Frog, The Great Gonzo, and Fozzie Bear are reporters who travel to Britain to interview a rich victim of jewel thieves and help her along with her secretary, Miss Piggy.

Director: Jim Henson
Writer: Tom Patchett, Jay Tarses, Jerry Juhl
Production: N/A
Year: 1981
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $31,206,251
Released: 26 Jun 1981
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 2 nominations total
I am playing 800 different emotions - The Great Muppet Caper 00:11 I am playing 800 different emotions Mmm Please don't go Kermit please - The Great Muppet Caper 00:54 Mmm Please don't go Kermit please Souvenir photograph No thanks No picture - The Great Muppet Caper 00:19 Souvenir photograph No thanks No picture You are all weirdos - The Great Muppet Caper 00:04 You are all weirdos Look Mother it's my life okay - The Great Muppet Caper 00:08 Look Mother it's my life okay Boy I wish I had whiskers - The Great Muppet Caper 00:07 Boy I wish I had whiskers Than you care about me - The Great Muppet Caper 01:13 Than you care about me You know I may be mistaken but the bellhops look like rats - The Great Muppet Caper 00:08 You know I may be mistaken but the bellhops look like rats I'm coming Kermie - The Great Muppet Caper 00:20 I'm coming Kermie Now we're about to embark on a potentially dangerous mission - The Great Muppet Caper 01:00 Now we're about to embark on a potentially dangerous... That's my new receptionist dancing out there - The Great Muppet Caper 00:12 That's my new receptionist dancing out there You can never find a cab when you need one - The Great Muppet Caper 00:12 You can never find a cab when you need one Excuse me - The Great Muppet Caper 00:15 Excuse me Hey what's the name of this river I don't know - The Great Muppet Caper 00:17 Hey what's the name of this river I don't know What's your room number - The Great Muppet Caper 00:20 What's your room number You'll have to jump in the front seat - The Great Muppet Caper 00:14 You'll have to jump in the front seat Uh excuse me Mr Holiday sir Would you let Kermit go - The Great Muppet Caper 00:10 Uh excuse me Mr Holiday sir Would you let Kermit go What am I A glutton for punishment - The Great Muppet Caper 00:06 What am I A glutton for punishment Yeah well photography's an art - The Great Muppet Caper 00:17 Yeah well photography's an art At times like this I am proud to be an American - The Great Muppet Caper 00:06 At times like this I am proud to be an American Do something What do you want me to do - The Great Muppet Caper 00:10 Do something What do you want me to do Adios mon ch ri - The Great Muppet Caper 00:11 Adios mon ch ri Fozzie how do we get in - The Great Muppet Caper 00:08 Fozzie how do we get in Whoopee cushion I think it's in the bus - The Great Muppet Caper 00:08 Whoopee cushion I think it's in the bus Local poultry - The Great Muppet Caper 00:05 Local poultry It was nice of The Chronicle to pay for our flight home - The Great Muppet Caper 00:13 It was nice of The Chronicle to pay for our flight home But I hate pepperoni I'll eat it - The Great Muppet Caper 00:05 But I hate pepperoni I'll eat it Is that the Eiffel Tower Yeah - The Great Muppet Caper 00:15 Is that the Eiffel Tower Yeah Hurry Gonzo There's gotta be a picture of somebody - The Great Muppet Caper 00:45 Hurry Gonzo There's gotta be a picture of somebody Pretty nice lines huh - The Great Muppet Caper 00:10 Pretty nice lines huh How about you folks - The Great Muppet Caper 00:19 How about you folks Taxi Taxi - The Great Muppet Caper 00:28 Taxi Taxi Um let me show you around - The Great Muppet Caper 00:16 Um let me show you around Peanut butter Animal ate it - The Great Muppet Caper 00:13 Peanut butter Animal ate it Well as you can see from this small sampling - The Great Muppet Caper 00:31 Well as you can see from this small sampling Can somebody turn out the light - The Great Muppet Caper 00:09 Can somebody turn out the light Hey Kermit I'm getting hungry - The Great Muppet Caper 00:08 Hey Kermit I'm getting hungry Fozzie this is all very embarrassing - The Great Muppet Caper 00:17 Fozzie this is all very embarrassing What would you buy if you were bored - The Great Muppet Caper 00:15 What would you buy if you were bored Boy I sure could use something - The Great Muppet Caper 00:06 Boy I sure could use something Oh did I get my elbow in the shot - The Great Muppet Caper 00:13 Oh did I get my elbow in the shot Seems to be the way we're heading - The Great Muppet Caper 00:04 Seems to be the way we're heading How are we supposed to cut through the bars - The Great Muppet Caper 00:13 How are we supposed to cut through the bars Hey Kermit Yeah - The Great Muppet Caper 00:15 Hey Kermit Yeah Let me talk to 'em - The Great Muppet Caper 00:19 Let me talk to 'em What's wrong with the drummer He looks a little crazed - The Great Muppet Caper 00:18 What's wrong with the drummer He looks a little crazed Thank you very much sir - The Great Muppet Caper 00:46 Thank you very much sir I hate to be rude but uh we're trying to do a movie here - The Great Muppet Caper 00:08 I hate to be rude but uh we're trying to do a movie... It takes a while to get to know the town - The Great Muppet Caper 00:17 It takes a while to get to know the town Wax lips Man I just had 'em - The Great Muppet Caper 00:15 Wax lips Man I just had 'em Mr Holiday Did you order a gross of flowered socks - The Great Muppet Caper 00:15 Mr Holiday Did you order a gross of flowered socks I have grave doubts about wearing these jewels - The Great Muppet Caper 00:13 I have grave doubts about wearing these jewels Hold it - The Great Muppet Caper 00:57 Hold it Piggy Piggy Please please please - The Great Muppet Caper 00:18 Piggy Piggy Please please please Well what a delightful menu - The Great Muppet Caper 00:22 Well what a delightful menu Hubba hubba - The Great Muppet Caper 00:10 Hubba hubba Oh thank you - The Great Muppet Caper 00:09 Oh thank you What's going on in there - The Great Muppet Caper 00:25 What's going on in there Oh Kermie Oh I've missed you so - The Great Muppet Caper 00:24 Oh Kermie Oh I've missed you so Carla The neckline on that gown is too high don't you think - The Great Muppet Caper 01:00 Carla The neckline on that gown is too high don't you... You did the only thing you could do Mmm - The Great Muppet Caper 00:17 You did the only thing you could do Mmm Okay guys Everybody out for the USA - The Great Muppet Caper 00:14 Okay guys Everybody out for the USA Well of course she found you attractive - The Great Muppet Caper 00:07 Well of course she found you attractive They don't have to play this loud - The Great Muppet Caper 00:15 They don't have to play this loud Hey Waldorf wake up Here come the bikinis - The Great Muppet Caper 00:11 Hey Waldorf wake up Here come the bikinis Hey what's the name of this river I don't know - The Great Muppet Caper 00:11 Hey what's the name of this river I don't know If that's the Happiness Hotel - The Great Muppet Caper 00:10 If that's the Happiness Hotel I suggest we jump - The Great Muppet Caper 00:15 I suggest we jump You know if you put enough sugar in this stuff it tastes just like ginger ale - The Great Muppet Caper 00:09 You know if you put enough sugar in this stuff it tastes... But Nicky why are you doing this - The Great Muppet Caper 00:07 But Nicky why are you doing this For once the forecast was right - The Great Muppet Caper 00:11 For once the forecast was right Miss Piggy - The Great Muppet Caper 00:23 Miss Piggy Thank you Stanley Give Stanley a tip Nicky - The Great Muppet Caper 00:23 Thank you Stanley Give Stanley a tip Nicky And we were wondering if you could recommend a nice hotel - The Great Muppet Caper 00:26 And we were wondering if you could recommend a nice hotel Well I say all's well that ends well - The Great Muppet Caper 00:12 Well I say all's well that ends well Look Mother it's my life okay - The Great Muppet Caper 00:08 Look Mother it's my life okay Hmm Miss Piggy - The Great Muppet Caper 00:25 Hmm Miss Piggy Hey what's the name of this river I don't know - The Great Muppet Caper 00:17 Hey what's the name of this river I don't know Hey how are you guys fixing to pay What are our choices - The Great Muppet Caper 00:24 Hey how are you guys fixing to pay What are our choices

Cast

Kermit the Frog - Jim Henson
Miss Piggy - Frank Oz
The Great Gonzo - Dave Goelz
Floyd Pepper - Jerry Nelson
Scooter - Richard Hunt