Doesn't surprise me. Seems to be the way we're headed
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Lady Holiday:
Carla, the neckline on that gown is too high, don't you think? Carla:
I rather like the effect. Lady Holiday:
You like looking like an ostrich? Carla:
[miffed]
Of course not, Lady Holiday. Lady Holiday:
And Marla. Too many frills and furbelows, I don't think we should strive for the fan-tailed pigeon look, do you? And you, Darla, that outfit's the pits. Loose where it should be tight and tight where it should be loose, like the folds on a turkey's neck. Why would I design such atrocious looking clothes? [sitting down with a heavy sigh] Lady Holiday:
I *must* be getting senile. [she presses a button on her desk] Voice over intercom:
Yes, Lady Holiday? Lady Holiday:
We have to make drastic changes in the new line before the show tomorrow, all my girls are going around looking like barnyard animals. Miss Piggy:
Ahem! Lady Holiday:
Good heavens, who are you? Miss Piggy:
My name is Miss Piggy, and I would like to be a high-fashion model! Lady Holiday:
Doesn't surprise me. Seems to be the way we're headed
Carla, the neckline on that gown is too high, don't you think? Carla:
I rather like the effect. Lady Holiday:
You like looking like an ostrich? Carla:
[miffed]
Of course not, Lady Holiday. Lady Holiday:
And Marla. Too many frills and furbelows, I don't think we should strive for the fan-tailed pigeon look, do you? And you, Darla, that outfit's the pits. Loose where it should be tight and tight where it should be loose, like the folds on a turkey's neck. Why would I design such atrocious looking clothes? [sitting down with a heavy sigh] Lady Holiday:
I *must* be getting senile. [she presses a button on her desk] Voice over intercom:
Yes, Lady Holiday? Lady Holiday:
We have to make drastic changes in the new line before the show tomorrow, all my girls are going around looking like barnyard animals. Miss Piggy:
Ahem! Lady Holiday:
Good heavens, who are you? Miss Piggy:
My name is Miss Piggy, and I would like to be a high-fashion model! Lady Holiday:
Doesn't surprise me. Seems to be the way we're headed
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Carla The neckline on that gown is too high don't you think
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I rather like the effect Do you like looking like an ostrich
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Of course not And Marla
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Too many frills and furbelows
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I don't think we should strive for the fantail pigeon look do you
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And you Darla
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That outfit's the pits
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Loose where it should be tight and tight where it should be loose
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like the folds on a turkey's neck
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Why would I design such atrocious looking clothes
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Oh
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I must be getting senile
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Yes Lady Holiday
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We have to make drastic changes
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in the new line before the show tomorrow
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All my girls are going around looking like barnyard animals
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Good heavens Who are you
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My name is Miss Piggy
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and I would like to be a high fashion model
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Doesn't surprise me
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Seems to be the way we're heading
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Movie Summary
Kermit the Frog, The Great Gonzo, and Fozzie Bear are reporters who travel to Britain to interview a rich victim of jewel thieves and help her along with her secretary, Miss Piggy.
