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Now, what are you up to? What does it look like I'm up to? Well, it looks like you're...

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Roman:
[the family are all seated in the cabin's living room and Roman notices Chet at the fireplace]
Now, what are you up to?
Chet:
[irritably]
What does it look like I'm up to?
Roman:
Well, it looks like you're wanking your crank.
Chet:
I'm trying to get a fire going, all right?
Roman:
Well, you might as well pour ice cubes in there. You're never gonna get a fire going that way. You don't crumple a newspaper up.
[making jerking motions]

Roman:
You twist it! Twist it! Lengthwise to stimulate kindling. That's how you get it going.
Chet:
[annoyed]
Maybe, Roman, just maybe, I'm trying to heat the flue.
Roman:
[to the others, sarcastically]
Oh, he's heating the flue. Meanwhile, the human beings in the room are freezing to death.
Connie Ripley:
[spiteful]
I'm not really cold. Not at all.
Kate Craig:
[sarcastic, to Connie]
Oh, thank you for sharing that. Thank you.
Chet:
[mockingly]
I'm SO sorry, Roman, forgive me. Why don't you come over here and show me how it's done? You talk a great game. Come on, let's see a little action. After all, you know everything. You know exactly what to do at any given moment.
Roman:
[insulted, to Kate]
Katie, you were absolutely right. We should have gone to Europe or maybe even Haiti, or Antartica, or the Dead Sea! Would've had a LOT more fun!
[gets up and walks to the other side of the room]

Chet:
Is that a fact? Well, nobody forced you to come up HERE, buddy boy. In fact, I don't remember anyone inviting you up here.
[to Connie]

Chet:
Do you remember inviting him? I sure as hell don't.
Roman:
[walking towards Chet]
And what exactly is that statement supposed to mean?
Chet:
You figure it out for yourself.
Roman:
No, no, you specify, you clarify Just as a common courtesy, if you don't mind.
Roman:
[to Roman, without looking up from her sewing]
You know damn well what he means.
Connie Ripley:
I think what they're trying to say that we're not welcome!
Chet:
[sarcastic]
Oh-ho, what did I hear? We've got a bingo! You DID figure it out, Kate!
Roman:
[sneers]
So, it's all starting to finally ooze out. It's very interesting, though, isn't it, Katie?
Roman:
Yeah, VERY!
Roman:
Especially, since we threw aside OUR plans, and we had a great European vacation planned, threw aside OUR plans to come up here to show these dead-asses how to start learning to have a good time! Thanks a lot for ruining my vacation, Ripley.
Chet:
[while trying to light a match, he breaks it in anger]
What WAS that? Ruining your vacation, is that what you said? Oh, come on, I DON'T believe, I don't believe I heard you say THAT.
Chet:
[jabs his finger to Chet's chest]
You'd BETTER believe it!
Chet:
[jabbing his finger hard into Roman's chest]
DON'T PUSH IT, ROMAN!
Chet:
You ain't even seen PUSHING yet! You know what the trouble is with you, Ripley? You wouldn't know a good time if it fell out of the sky, landed on your face, and started to wiggle!
Roman:
[seething]
Oh, you got an awful lot of nerve, Roman. A lot of nerve.
Roman:
Serves me well. I'M the one with the Mercedes.
Roman:
[egging Roman on]
Oh! Ah!
Chet:
By the way, is it paid for?
Roman:
Are you jealous, CHESTER?
Chet:
[jabs his finger into Roman's chest]
DON'T call me Chester! You call me that one more time, you'll be going home with a dent in your forehead!
Kate Craig:
[stands up to join Roman]
Oh-ho, yeah, that'll be the day!
Kate Craig:
[to Kate]
Would you like one to match his?
Roman:
[outraged]
Hey, take your hands off her!
[puts up his fists]

Roman:
YOU WANT TO GO, RIGHT NOW?
Buck Ripley:
[steps in to separate them]
Dad, Dad, it's okay. Nobody's denting anybody.
Roman:
Thanks, Bucky.
Buck Ripley:
[takes off his scarf and throws into Roman's hands]
Oh, bite the big one, Uncle Roman!
Connie Ripley:
[to Buck, scolding]
Hey, don't talk to adults that way!
Buck Ripley:
[to Connie]
Why not?
Roman:
[to Buck]
BECAUSE it's rude!


Transcript

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What was that
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Ruining your vacation Is that what you said
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Oh come on
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I don't believe I don't believe I heard you say that
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You'd better believe it
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Don't push it Roman
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You ain't even seen pushing yet
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You know the trouble with you Ripley
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You wouldn't know a good time
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if it fell out of the sky landed on your face and started to wiggle
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Oh you have an awful lot of nerve Roman A lot of nerve
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It's served me well I'm the one with the Mercedes
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Ooh Ah
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By the way is it paid for
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Are you jealous Chester
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Don't call me Chester
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Call me that one more time you're gonna go home with a dent in your forehead
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Yeah That'll be the day
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Would you like one to match his
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Hey take your hands off her You wanna go right now
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Dad Dad Dad no one's denting anybody
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Thanks Bucky
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Oh bite the big one Uncle Roman
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Hey don't talk to adults that way
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Why not Because it's rude

Clip duration: 57 seconds
Views: 134
Timestamp in movie: 01h 03m 09s
Uploaded: 22 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A Chicago man and his family go camping with his obnoxious brother-in-law.


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