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The Greatest Beer Run Ever

A man's story of leaving New York in 1967 to bring beer to his childhood buddies in the Army while they are fighting in Vietnam.

Director

Peter Farrelly

Year

Genre

adventure, comedy, drama

Box Office

N/A

Production

Skydance Media

Awards

N/A

Homepage

https://tv.apple.com/movie/umc.cmc.54tpvwt1vapino8t6kulcf2d1

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Chickie Donohue

Arthur Coates

Rick Duggan

Bobby Pappas

Tom Collins

Kevin McLoone

Tommy Minogue

Lt. Habershaw

Hieu 'Oklahoma'

Christine Donohue

Ruby Ashbourne Serkis

The Colonel

Mrs. Minogue

Mr. Donohue

Mrs. Donohue

Shirleyann Kaladjian

Red

Noodle

Christopher Reed Brown

Brendan

MacGregor Arney

Leary

Jimmy Burns

Branden Lindsay

Erickson

Omari K. Chancellor

Baby-Face

Sgt. Major Perez

Gines

Leasco

Duvall

Phil Anthony Edwards

Bartender Hien

Correspondent Woelfel

Correspondent Lewis

CIA Agent

ARVN Interpreter

Nguyen Viet Anh

Prisoner

Seafarers Union Clerk

Drake Captain Beauchene

Almeida

Saigon MP

Bradley M. Hayes

Major Breuer

Private Nolan

Captain Dyer

Lt. Fusco

Cpl. Warner

Lt. Commander Washburn

Stephen Sweeney

Embassy Bureaucrat

Josefina Grajo Villanueva

Major Flynn

Mason

Nanny

Caravelle Porter

Mrs. Collins

Lisa Rothschiller

LZ Jane Radio Operator

John Garrett Mahlmeister

Jeep Soldier Soucy

Michael Grant Selby

Jeep Soldier Hardcastle

Long Binh Private

Long Binh Fireman

Malik Tyshawn Louis

Medic Molloy

Cool Breeze

Protester #1

Protester #2

Protester #3

Carlie Mantilla

Protester #4

Protester #5

Baby Killer Protester

Henry Mortensen

Counter-Protester

Mariann Farrelly

Parish Priest

Drake First Mate

Military Truck Driver

Simeon Drew Young

Helicopter Pilot Miosky

Maverick Kang Jr.

Saigon Cab Driver

Little Girl

Chananticha Chaipa

Vietnamese Mother

Nguyen Thi Thanh Thao

Embassy Soldier

PFC William Sebast

SPC Charles Daniels

South Vietnam Field Force Officer

Long Binh Gate Guard

Grieving Saigon Father

Thanawat Jhongfakklang

Protester

Mr. Minogue

Bar Patron

Minogue Friend

Caroline Plyler

Protester

Mourner

Soldier

Ron Smoorenburg

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Chickie Donohue Arthur Coates Bobby Pappas Sgt. Major Perez

["Soul Finger" playing on speakers] - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

["Soul Finger" playing on speakers]

[grunts] Sorry. Hey, come on.
Coming through! Coming through! - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

[grunts] Sorry. Hey, come on. Coming through! Coming through...

- That's for you.
- [patron 2] All I'm saying is, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

- That's for you. - [patron 2] All I'm saying is,

When I get off a ship flushed with cash,
who picks up more tabs than me? - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

When I get off a ship flushed with cash, who picks up more t...

Hey, that's bullshit!
I can't go to the Shilling no more, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Hey, that's bullshit! I can't go to the Shilling n...

- [door opens]
- [parent 1] Hey. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

- [door opens] - [parent 1] Hey.

[church choir singing] - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

[church choir singing]

[churchgoers chattering] - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

[churchgoers chattering]

He's off on a toot. He sleeps all day.
He's "Good Time Chickie." Must be fun. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

He's off on a toot. He sleeps all day. He's "...

So this is my time to kick back
and relax a little, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

So this is my time to kick back and relax a little,

Oh. Oh, yeah. You're... You're a professor,
and your grandmother's Miss America. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Oh. Oh, yeah. You're... You're a professor, and yo...

You got married in January.
Gerard was born in June. It don't add up. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

You got married in January. Gerard was born in June. It don&...

- No.
- I just ran into Judy Byrne. [cries] - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

- No. - I just ran into Judy Byrne. [cries]

Well, you know, the family can be proud.
He died a hero, that boy. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Well, you know, the family can be proud. He died a hero, tha...

Oh, for Christ sakes.
Has it ever occurred to you - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Oh, for Christ sakes. Has it ever occurred to you

LBJ's lying to us!
He won't even admit it's a war! - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

LBJ's lying to us! He won't even admit it's a...

[newscaster]
The young mother's daughter was shot - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

[newscaster] The young mother's daughter was shot

His rush was
he was doing his patriotic duty. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

His rush was he was doing his patriotic duty.

[Colonel scoffs] - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

[Colonel scoffs]

War is not a TV show. It's too real-life. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

War is not a TV show. It's too real-life.

No, they can't.
And they shouldn't have to. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

No, they can't. And they shouldn't have to.

Bringing dead soldiers,
guys with no arms and legs, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Bringing dead soldiers, guys with no arms and legs,

If they had showed
the Battle of the Bulge on TV, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

If they had showed the Battle of the Bulge on TV,

We didn't. We took our licks,
but we pushed 'em back, and we won. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

We didn't. We took our licks, but we pushed 'em ba...

[sighs] What are you selling, Noodle?
You saying you're on their side? - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

[sighs] What are you selling, Noodle? You saying you're...

I ain't got a short fuse.
You just don't know when you lit it. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

I ain't got a short fuse. You just don't know when...

It gives 'em time to grieve and shit
before they put him in the dirt. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

It gives 'em time to grieve and shit before they put hi...

You hit it on the head.
We need wakes. They're important. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

You hit it on the head. We need wakes. They're importan...

[sighs] - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

[sniffs] - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Goddamn it. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

[sighs] - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Don't say "was." MIA doesn't mean dead. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Don't say "was." MIA doesn't mean dead.

[blowing] - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Those candles represent soldiers
who were killed in Vietnam! - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Those candles represent soldiers who were killed in Vietnam!

Oh. Sorry.
I thought they were peace candles. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Oh. Sorry. I thought they were peace candles.

Yeah, why don't you just keep marching
right up to Canada - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Yeah, why don't you just keep marching right up to Cana...

[chanting continues] - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

[chanting continues]

Trying to save more In wood kids from dying
is embarrassing myself? - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Trying to save more In wood kids from dying is embarrassing ...

That's right.
Because this... this ain't helping nobody. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

That's right. Because this... this ain't helping n...

I'm gonna be here every day
until this war's over, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

I'm gonna be here every day until this war's over,

We're burying Johnny Knopf tomorrow,
and Tommy Minogue's MIA, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

We're burying Johnny Knopf tomorrow, and Tommy Minogue&...

I'm doing this to honor his memory,
you dumb shit! - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

I'm doing this to honor his memory, you dumb shit!

For nothing?
They died to save us from communism! - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

For nothing? They died to save us from communism!

This war isn't about stopping communism,
it's about spreading imperialism! - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

This war isn't about stopping communism, it's abou...

I'm just here looking out for my friends,
who, by the way, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

I'm just here looking out for my friends, who, by the w...

[protesters clamoring] - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

[protesters clamoring]

Those pussies had us outnumbered 10-to-2,
and we still kicked their asses! - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Those pussies had us outnumbered 10-to-2, and we still kicke...

Sucker-punch. Some hippie.
That's what started it. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Sucker-punch. Some hippie. That's what started it.

Do these dumb-ass protesters not know
that our soldiers see that bullshit on TV - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Do these dumb-ass protesters not know that our soldiers see ...

And this is exactly what the enemy wants. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

And this is exactly what the enemy wants.

If Americans can't agree, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

If Americans can't agree,

I just wish our guys could see - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

I just wish our guys could see

You know what I'd like to do?
I'd like to go over to Vietnam - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to go over ...

And just give them a beer, you know?
To say thank you. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

And just give them a beer, you know? To say thank you.

I could sign up for a ship headed to 'Nam.
Drop off a few brews. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

I could sign up for a ship headed to 'Nam. Drop off a f...

The man's stone sober.
That's his fifth beer, maybe, tops. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

The man's stone sober. That's his fifth beer, mayb...

I'm gonna show 'em that this neighborhood
and this country is still behind 'em. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

I'm gonna show 'em that this neighborhood and this...

- [Brendan chuckles]
- What Chickie's saying is important. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

- [Brendan chuckles] - What Chickie's saying is importa...

Maybe a good ol' American beer
will remind them - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Maybe a good ol' American beer will remind them

Hey, Chickie? Chickie, don't do this.
Tell 'em you're full of shit. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Hey, Chickie? Chickie, don't do this. Tell 'em you...

Get me a list of all the guys
and the units that they're in, okay? - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Get me a list of all the guys and the units that they'r...

Those brave bastards over there,
fighting and dying for this country. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Those brave bastards over there, fighting and dying for this...

Hey, McFadden just got back from 'Nam.
I bet he's got a map. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Hey, McFadden just got back from 'Nam. I bet he's ...

Chickie! When you're in Vietnam,
you're gonna visit my son, right? - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Chickie! When you're in Vietnam, you're gonna visi...

- Well...
- 127th MP Company. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

- Well... - 127th MP Company.

Jesus, those guys are putting the horse
way in front of the cart. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Jesus, those guys are putting the horse way in front of the ...

I never said I was going to Vietnam,
I said I was gonna try to go. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

I never said I was going to Vietnam, I said I was gonna try ...

There's a lot of things
you say you're gonna do - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

There's a lot of things you say you're gonna do

Because the day I was gonna start, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Because the day I was gonna start,

Well... Look, Chickie, all we're saying is,
you don't have to go to Vietnam. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Well... Look, Chickie, all we're saying is, you don...

Richie Reynolds's girlfriend, Jeanie,
dropped these socks off. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Richie Reynolds's girlfriend, Jeanie, dropped these soc...

And Mr. Collins dropped off 33 bucks
for Tommy, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

And Mr. Collins dropped off 33 bucks for Tommy,

So, I'm just curious,
how many pops in were you - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

So, I'm just curious, how many pops in were you

So Christine,
you saying I'd have to be drunk - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

So Christine, you saying I'd have to be drunk

It's about friendship and loyalty,
something you know nothing about. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

It's about friendship and loyalty, something you know n...

You know, I can't...
The thing I can't figure out - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

You know, I can't... The thing I can't figure out

No one's ever gotten killed sleeping
till 3:00 in the afternoon. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

No one's ever gotten killed sleeping till 3:00 in the a...

They can't find Tommy right now…
but I'm sure they will. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

They can't find Tommy right now… but I'm sure they...

If I end up going, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

If I end up going,

No. You see,
Tommy said that he brought some, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

No. You see, Tommy said that he brought some,

Anyway, having two sets can't hurt, right? - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Anyway, having two sets can't hurt, right?

- [clears throat]
- [phone ringing] - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

- [clears throat] - [phone ringing]

Uh, no chance you have a ship heading
to Vietnam any time soon, right? - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Uh, no chance you have a ship heading to Vietnam any time so...

Goes out of Jersey, straight to Panama,
then straight to 'Nam. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Goes out of Jersey, straight to Panama, then straight to �...

Um, oiler. [sighs] - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Um, oiler. [sighs]

Just imagine being a soldier, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Just imagine being a soldier,

It's like you said.
Everyone's doing something. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

It's like you said. Everyone's doing something.

Three days' leave?
You got some nuts on you, Donohue. - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Three days' leave? You got some nuts on you, Donohue.

Sir,
I worked double-time the whole way here, - The Greatest Beer Run Ever

Sir, I worked double-time the whole way here,

The Greatest Beer Run Ever poster

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A man's story of leaving New York in 1967 to bring beer to his childhood buddies in the Army while they are fighting in Vietnam.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Peter Farrelly

Writer: Peter Farrelly, Brian Hayes Currie, Pete Jones

Production: Skydance Media

Genre: adventure, comedy, drama

Year: 2022

MetaScore: 39/100

ImdbRating: 6.8

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 30 Sep 2022

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://tv.apple.com/movie/umc.cmc.54tpvwt1vapino8t6kulcf2d1

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