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"The Guard" quotes

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When a small-town Irish cop with a crass personality is partnered with a straight-laced FBI agent to bust an international drug-trafficking ring, they must settle their differences in order to take down a dangerous gang.

Director: John Michael McDonagh
Writer: John Michael McDonagh
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, thriller, crime
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 78/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $5,360,274
Released: 07 Jul 2011
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award17 wins & 29 nominations total

53 video clips

Francis SheehyClive CornellSergeant Gerry BoyleFbi Agent Wendell EverettGerry BoyleColum HennesseyGerry StantonLiam O'learyEileen BoyleGarda Aidan McbrideDetectiveWoman At Bartley's HouseBartleyGabriela McbrideEugene MoloneySinead MulliganAidan Mcbride
We're good to go - The Guard 00:19 We're good to go I know what you think - The Guard 00:14 I know what you think Are there gay people in the IRA A few - The Guard 00:09 Are there gay people in the IRA A few Is there anyone that I - The Guard 00:26 Is there anyone that I I thought that blacks could not ski - The Guard 00:10 I thought that blacks could not ski Are your lights yet Do not mock me - The Guard 00:24 Are your lights yet Do not mock me I am a sir er Racism is part of my culture - The Guard 00:05 I am a sir er Racism is part of my culture What are you reading - The Guard 00:17 What are you reading Listen there's something great to bear and it is not my penis I'm talking about - The Guard 00:05 Listen there's something great to bear and it is not my... Come on I'm already sergeant - The Guard 00:12 Come on I'm already sergeant Who shot up there with that gun The guy from the FBI - The Guard 00:10 Who shot up there with that gun The guy from the FBI I can not say if you very stupid or very smart - The Guard 00:08 I can not say if you very stupid or very smart If a donkey fucking a nijpaard it's time to party - The Guard 00:06 If a donkey fucking a nijpaard it's time to party Children Two boys - The Guard 00:34 Children Two boys Did you know that right - The Guard 00:07 Did you know that right What are you doing come on down - The Guard 00:10 What are you doing come on down I know it's like in Compton Exactly they tend not to talk to the police - The Guard 00:25 I know it's like in Compton Exactly they tend not to... Yes Sergeant I thought only black drug dealers are - The Guard 00:06 Yes Sergeant I thought only black drug dealers are How are you madam FBI Special Agent Wendell Everett - The Guard 00:37 How are you madam FBI Special Agent Wendell Everett Have you any idea what happened with it - The Guard 00:17 Have you any idea what happened with it What You've caught something No I have nothing - The Guard 00:10 What You've caught something No I have nothing Excuse me what I thought only black drug dealers are - The Guard 00:32 Excuse me what I thought only black drug dealers are Listen I called reinforcement Why - The Guard 00:36 Listen I called reinforcement Why It must be really thorough go - The Guard 00:24 It must be really thorough go It's not that hard to make you happy - The Guard 00:08 It's not that hard to make you happy Lets you warn - The Guard 00:36 Lets you warn If the fat man said If you are careful should be not too much to drink - The Guard 00:09 If the fat man said If you are careful should be not too... I do not think your mommy will be so happy - The Guard 00:34 I do not think your mommy will be so happy Not a bit early to drink You still have service - The Guard 00:16 Not a bit early to drink You still have service What is a Derringer A small pistol - The Guard 00:18 What is a Derringer A small pistol Sorry I got lost you when you 'we' said - The Guard 00:37 Sorry I got lost you when you 'we' said You would a dog or a parrot to buy maybe - The Guard 00:12 You would a dog or a parrot to buy maybe I fucking know what that means continue - The Guard 00:36 I fucking know what that means continue When you hear that someone is liquidated by the Mafia or something - The Guard 00:35 When you hear that someone is liquidated by the Mafia or... Where did you find three - The Guard 00:37 Where did you find three What Maybe eaten by mice - The Guard 00:05 What Maybe eaten by mice I got a call about a briefing Tonight a man by the FBI - The Guard 00:27 I got a call about a briefing Tonight a man by the FBI I love sharks They are calm - The Guard 00:06 I love sharks They are calm

Cast

Young Man in Car - Ronan Collins
Young Man in Car - Paraic Nialand
Young Man in Car - John Patrick Beirne
Young Man in Car - Liam O'Conghaile
Young Man in Car - Christopher Kilmartin
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