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If someone would have given me my pruning shears back, we wouldn't be in this situation

If someone would have given me my pruning shears back, we wouldn't be in this situation

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If someone would have given
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me my pruning shears back,
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we wouldn't be in this situation.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:20
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Season
2
Episode
9
Genres
comedy
Production
Walter Wanger Productions

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Movie Summary

For a tiny cottage in a tiny town, this place sure will see lots of baggage. Each episode, new guests will bring their own special brand of crazy to this new TBS comedy from "My Name Is Earl (2005)" creator Gregory Thomas Garcia.
S02 • E03 Although I... I have to admit, - The Guest Book 00:11
Although I... I have to admit,
S02 • E07 Just let me know when the results come in, okay? - The Guest Book 00:06
Just let me know when the results come in, okay?
S02 • E05 Thanks. [SNIFFS] - The Guest Book 00:09
Thanks. [SNIFFS]
S02 • E06 You can't just pretend he doesn't exist - The Guest Book 00:06
You can't just pretend he doesn't exist
S02 • E01 Oh, my. - The Guest Book 00:34
Oh, my.
S02 • E05 [SOBBING] - The Guest Book 00:09
[SOBBING]
S02 • E06 - Our family? - [SIGHS] - The Guest Book 00:06
- Our family? - [SIGHS]
S02 • E02 I was right. This is gonna be a tough one. - The Guest Book 00:05
I was right. This is gonna be a tough one.
S02 • E03 ♪ She'll expose you ♪ - The Guest Book 00:29
♪ She'll expose you ♪
S02 • E02 Can't believe she thinks she ate a dog, - The Guest Book 00:06
Can't believe she thinks she ate a dog,
S02 • E04 Ugh! Uh, you stepped on my dick and balls. - The Guest Book 00:06
Ugh! Uh, you stepped on my dick and balls.
S02 • E02 Guy in Miami couldn't hand over those bath salts quick enough. - The Guest Book 00:05
Guy in Miami couldn't hand over those bath salts quick ...
S02 • E07 Nah. I was just turning every - The Guest Book 00:05
Nah. I was just turning every
S02 • E07 [BRAKES SCREECH] - The Guest Book 00:08
[BRAKES SCREECH]
S02 • E04 Hey, Bill, you haven't seen - The Guest Book 00:06
Hey, Bill, you haven't seen
S02 • E04 I think that tattooed lady who was hogging the record player - The Guest Book 00:08
I think that tattooed lady who was hogging the record player
S02 • E06 LORETTA: We met Clem when he was 13. - The Guest Book 00:06
LORETTA: We met Clem when he was 13.
S02 • E09 I thought I could move to the beach - The Guest Book 00:06
I thought I could move to the beach
S02 • E05 Keep it running? [CHUCKLES] Yeah. - The Guest Book 00:05
Keep it running? [CHUCKLES] Yeah.
S02 • E02 Do you think you can get me some ice chips, honey? - The Guest Book 00:05
Do you think you can get me some ice chips, honey?