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"The Guru" quotes

The Guru poster
A young man leaves India to find fame and fortune in America where he unexpectedly becomes a sex guru.

Director: Daisy von Scherler Mayer
Writer: Tracey Jackson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, music, romance
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: $3,095,506
Released: 14 Feb 2003
Awards: 1 nomination

25 video clips

LexiChantalSharonnaSanjayRamu GuptaTurned-on WomanEdwinMiraMrs. GuptaNanaHank The CameramanKittyDwainRasphal The CookRusty Mcgee
CONGREGATION Yeah - The Guru 00:03 CONGREGATION Yeah Doesn't know about my X rated job in the real world - The Guru 00:07 Doesn't know about my X rated job in the real world News flash Mother all people of colour aren't here to serve you - The Guru 00:13 News flash Mother all people of colour aren't here to... My pussy is the door to my soul - The Guru 00:05 My pussy is the door to my soul Name one lndian star in America - The Guru 00:10 Name one lndian star in America Look Rammy I'm engaged to a nice normal guy - The Guru 00:08 Look Rammy I'm engaged to a nice normal guy And when you let go of your fears you touch your soul - The Guru 00:09 And when you let go of your fears you touch your soul SHARRONA Can you feel it in your mouth Can you taste it - The Guru 00:16 SHARRONA Can you feel it in your mouth Can you taste it The most powerful sexual organ God gave you - The Guru 00:18 The most powerful sexual organ God gave you I give you Swami Bu - The Guru 00:08 I give you Swami Bu What's wrong You haven't been up here since the Reagan administration - The Guru 00:15 What's wrong You haven't been up here since the... I have to go I have an appointment - The Guru 00:10 I have to go I have an appointment Ramu Gupta will be taking calls and he will be talking about - The Guru 00:09 Ramu Gupta will be taking calls and he will be talking about Pretend I'm not here - The Guru 00:04 Pretend I'm not here Well enough of this swapping of spit - The Guru 00:08 Well enough of this swapping of spit Why are you afraid Kitty - The Guru 00:10 Why are you afraid Kitty Yes my heart beats for you - The Guru 00:03 Yes my heart beats for you All right you wanna lose the pants - The Guru 00:08 All right you wanna lose the pants I thought we were just going to do some light chanting - The Guru 00:06 I thought we were just going to do some light chanting You really want your job back - The Guru 00:04 You really want your job back Is he doing the Macarena Looks like it - The Guru 00:04 Is he doing the Macarena Looks like it I talked to a real live porn star - The Guru 00:08 I talked to a real live porn star Lexi can I see you in the kitchen - The Guru 00:07 Lexi can I see you in the kitchen What are you watching My Sha rona - The Guru 00:15 What are you watching My Sha rona How come he didn't have any tools He's a holistic plumber - The Guru 00:06 How come he didn't have any tools He's a holistic...

Cast

Ramu Gupta - Jimi Mistry
Sharonna - Heather Graham
Lexi - Marisa Tomei
Dwain - Michael McKean
Rusty McGee - Dash Mihok
All Cast