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The Guru

Do you know why they call it the American Dream? Because it only happens when you are...

Vijay:
Do you know why they call it the American Dream? Because it only happens when you are asleep

Full Transcript

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Do you know why they call it the American dream
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Because it only happens when you're asleep
Duration
7 seconds
Views
330
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:51
Uploaded
Nov 26, 2022
Genres
comedy, music, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,StudioCanal,Working Title Films,Kalima Productions

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Movie Summary

A young man leaves India to find fame and fortune in America where he unexpectedly becomes a sex guru.
All right you wanna lose the pants - The Guru 00:08
All right you wanna lose the pants
I give you Swami Bu - The Guru 00:08
I give you Swami Bu
The most powerful sexual organ God gave you - The Guru 00:18
The most powerful sexual organ God gave you
Is he doing the Macarena Looks like it - The Guru 00:04
Is he doing the Macarena Looks like it
Look Rammy I'm engaged to a nice normal guy - The Guru 00:08
Look Rammy I'm engaged to a nice normal guy
My pussy is the door to my soul - The Guru 00:05
My pussy is the door to my soul
Why are you afraid Kitty - The Guru 00:10
Why are you afraid Kitty
Name one lndian star in America - The Guru 00:10
Name one lndian star in America
Lexi can I see you in the kitchen - The Guru 00:07
Lexi can I see you in the kitchen
News flash Mother all people of colour aren't here to serve you - The Guru 00:13
News flash Mother all people of colour aren't here to...
What's wrong You haven't been up here since the Reagan administration - The Guru 00:15
What's wrong You haven't been up here since the...
I have to go I have an appointment - The Guru 00:10
I have to go I have an appointment
How come he didn't have any tools He's a holistic plumber - The Guru 00:06
How come he didn't have any tools He's a holistic...
What are you watching My Sha rona - The Guru 00:15
What are you watching My Sha rona
I talked to a real live porn star - The Guru 00:08
I talked to a real live porn star
SHARRONA Can you feel it in your mouth Can you taste it - The Guru 00:16
SHARRONA Can you feel it in your mouth Can you taste it
Pretend I'm not here - The Guru 00:04
Pretend I'm not here
Ramu Gupta will be taking calls and he will be talking about - The Guru 00:09
Ramu Gupta will be taking calls and he will be talking about
CONGREGATION Yeah - The Guru 00:03
CONGREGATION Yeah
Yes my heart beats for you - The Guru 00:03
Yes my heart beats for you