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"The Hangover" quotes

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When three friends finally come to after a raucous night of bachelor-party revelry, they find a baby in the closet and a tiger in the bathroom. But they can't seem to locate their best friend, Doug – who's supposed to be tying the knot. Launching a frantic search for Doug, the trio perseveres through a nasty hangover to try to make it to the church on time.

Director: Todd Phillips
Writer: Jon Lucas, Scott Moore
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
Genre: comedy
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $277,313,371
Released: 05 Jun 2009
Awards: Won 1 Golden Globe. Another 12 wins & 25 nominations.

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Stu PriceStuAlan GarnerLisaMelissaAlanMike TysonPhil WenneckDoug BillingsPhilTracy GarnerBlack DougMr. ChowDr. ValshWoman In ElevatorOfficer FranklinOld Timer At Gas StationSid GarnerEddie PalermoOfficer GardenOfficer Foltz
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You remember my grandmother's Holocaust ring - The Hangover 00:09 You remember my grandmother's Holocaust ring It says here we should work in teams Who wants to be my spotter - The Hangover 00:36 It says here we should work in teams Who wants to be my... I mean what if he's dead - The Hangover 00:19 I mean what if he's dead I didn't think so - The Hangover 00:21 I didn't think so Do they dream of mauling zebras - The Hangover 00:56 Do they dream of mauling zebras It was a real pleasure meeting you - The Hangover 00:11 It was a real pleasure meeting you Wait guys Guys - The Hangover 00:34 Wait guys Guys Best Little Chapel do you know where that is - The Hangover 00:19 Best Little Chapel do you know where that is Oh how cute What's his name - The Hangover 00:13 Oh how cute What's his name How about that ride in - The Hangover 01:06 How about that ride in Hey bro You mind putting on some pants - The Hangover 00:07 Hey bro You mind putting on some pants You gonna fuck on me Nobody's gonna fuck on you - The Hangover 00:17 You gonna fuck on me Nobody's gonna fuck on you Ahem do you have to park so close - The Hangover 00:18 Ahem do you have to park so close So long gay boys Wait a second - The Hangover 00:10 So long gay boys Wait a second Why would you go to Las Vegas - The Hangover 00:57 Why would you go to Las Vegas Where you get that cop car from - The Hangover 00:19 Where you get that cop car from Tracy's brother - The Hangover 00:17 Tracy's brother But the four of us will never forget - The Hangover 00:13 But the four of us will never forget See I just wish your friends were as mature as you - The Hangover 00:24 See I just wish your friends were as mature as you I don't know you - The Hangover 00:07 I don't know you Okay kids you're in for a real treat today - The Hangover 00:59 Okay kids you're in for a real treat today Ma'am in the leopard dress you have an amazing rack - The Hangover 00:12 Ma'am in the leopard dress you have an amazing rack Goddamn it ALAN Gosh darn it - The Hangover 00:13 Goddamn it ALAN Gosh darn it What are you talking about - The Hangover 00:39 What are you talking about Boy you've got a sweet ride there Don't touch it - The Hangover 00:27 Boy you've got a sweet ride there Don't touch it Hey Phil look - The Hangover 00:14 Hey Phil look Whose fucking baby is that - The Hangover 00:13 Whose fucking baby is that What do you mean - The Hangover 00:20 What do you mean We look at these pictures together - The Hangover 00:35 We look at these pictures together When's the next Halley's comet - The Hangover 00:27 When's the next Halley's comet What're you talking about - The Hangover 00:14 What're you talking about You're not really wearing that are you Wearing what - The Hangover 00:20 You're not really wearing that are you Wearing what Yeah some laughs I got you - The Hangover 00:08 Yeah some laughs I got you I want you to know Doug I'm a steel trap - The Hangover 00:26 I want you to know Doug I'm a steel trap PHIL ON RECORDING Hey this is Phil - The Hangover 00:08 PHIL ON RECORDING Hey this is Phil Remember what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas - The Hangover 00:15 Remember what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas It's cool like Phil's - The Hangover 00:10 It's cool like Phil's WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON - The Hangover 00:06 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON 'cause just the other day - The Hangover 00:25 'cause just the other day Yeah we're stuck in traffic in a stolen police car - The Hangover 00:13 Yeah we're stuck in traffic in a stolen police car Tracy did mention that we shouldn't let him gamble - The Hangover 00:19 Tracy did mention that we shouldn't let him gamble Here's something I would like to remind you two of - The Hangover 00:21 Here's something I would like to remind you two of And we're the three best friends that anyone could have - The Hangover 00:09 And we're the three best friends that anyone could have Either way you gotta be super smart to count cards buddy okay - The Hangover 00:18 Either way you gotta be super smart to count cards buddy... Did you hear that Baby's name is Tyler - The Hangover 00:08 Did you hear that Baby's name is Tyler STU Whoa we're not leaving a baby in the car - The Hangover 00:09 STU Whoa we're not leaving a baby in the car Why did you do that - The Hangover 00:15 Why did you do that It's no big deal - The Hangover 00:13 It's no big deal Why can't we remember a goddamn thing from last night - The Hangover 00:14 Why can't we remember a goddamn thing from last night Hey guys You ready to let the dogs out - The Hangover 00:11 Hey guys You ready to let the dogs out Fuck this tiger - The Hangover 00:20 Fuck this tiger It's funny because he's fat - The Hangover 00:05 It's funny because he's fat What Toodle oo motherfucker - The Hangover 00:11 What Toodle oo motherfucker So uh are you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby - The Hangover 00:14 So uh are you sure you're qualified to be taking care... It's okay baby Stu we don't have time for this - The Hangover 00:25 It's okay baby Stu we don't have time for this Don't let the beard fool you - The Hangover 00:04 Don't let the beard fool you There's skittles in there - The Hangover 00:09 There's skittles in there You fucking calm down He drugged us I lost a tooth I married a whore - The Hangover 00:10 You fucking calm down He drugged us I lost a tooth I married... Like you said we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up - The Hangover 00:06 Like you said we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up Did you just eat sofa pizza - The Hangover 00:06 Did you just eat sofa pizza Oh fuck I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger - The Hangover 00:10 Oh fuck I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger Listen I'm gonna tell you something I know some sick people in my life - The Hangover 00:17 Listen I'm gonna tell you something I know some sick... Whoa watch it pervert Alan he's just doing your inseam - The Hangover 00:14 Whoa watch it pervert Alan he's just doing your inseam Oh I found uh These are some black shoes - The Hangover 00:12 Oh I found uh These are some black shoes I see assholes like you every day Every fucking day - The Hangover 00:19 I see assholes like you every day Every fucking day Shut up and drive before these nerds ask me another question - The Hangover 00:10 Shut up and drive before these nerds ask me another question This does not seem fair - The Hangover 00:12 This does not seem fair We're all gonna die - The Hangover 00:07 We're all gonna die Not you fat Jesus slide it on back You pretty boy - The Hangover 00:06 Not you fat Jesus slide it on back You pretty boy Why are you peppering the steak - The Hangover 00:13 Why are you peppering the steak Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts - The Hangover 00:05 Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts Shh This is my favorite part coming up right now - The Hangover 00:07 Shh This is my favorite part coming up right now What's on your arm - The Hangover 00:10 What's on your arm I'll be your Doug - The Hangover 00:10 I'll be your Doug There's a tiger in there - The Hangover 00:08 There's a tiger in there Funny fat guy fall on face - The Hangover 00:04 Funny fat guy fall on face Oh and uh don't let Alan drive because there's something wrong with him - The Hangover 00:12 Oh and uh don't let Alan drive because there's... PHIL Take it easy Just try to call more attention to us - The Hangover 00:10 PHIL Take it easy Just try to call more attention to us Driving drunk Classic - The Hangover 00:06 Driving drunk Classic Everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass - The Hangover 00:12 Everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass After we take the mug shots we bring them down here - The Hangover 00:18 After we take the mug shots we bring them down here STU Fuck those guys you hear me - The Hangover 00:28 STU Fuck those guys you hear me 000 dollars worth of Bellagio chips in my pocket - The Hangover 00:19 000 dollars worth of Bellagio chips in my pocket I want my purse back - The Hangover 00:16 I want my purse back You wanna back out Shut up - The Hangover 00:05 You wanna back out Shut up I look like a nerdy hillbilly - The Hangover 00:04 I look like a nerdy hillbilly Okay that's good - The Hangover 00:08 Okay that's good Who was that guy He was so mean - The Hangover 00:16 Who was that guy He was so mean Eye of the tiger Good - The Hangover 00:05 Eye of the tiger Good
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Cast

Phil - Bradley Cooper
Stu - Ed Helms
Alan - Zach Galifianakis
Doug - Justin Bartha
Jade - Heather Graham
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