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It says here we should work in teams.Who wants to be my spotter? I don't think you should be doingtoo much gambling tonight, Alan. Gambling? Who saidanything about gambling? It's not gambling when you knowyou're gonna win. Counting card is a foolproof system. It's also illegal./ It's notillegal. It's frowned upon, like... Masturbating on an airplane. I'm pretty sure that's illegal too. Yeah, maybe after 9/11 whereeverybody gets so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden. Either way, you gotta be super smartto count cards, buddy./ Oh, really? It's not easy./ Maybe weshould tell that to rain man... Because he practically bankruptedthe casino and he was a 'ratard.' What? He was a 'ratard.' Retard
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It says here we should work in teams Who wants to be my spotter
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I don't think you should be doing too much gambling tonight Alan
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Gambling Who said anything about gambling
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It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win
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Counting card is a foolproof system
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It's also illegal It's not illegal It's frowned upon like
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Masturbating on an airplane
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I'm pretty sure that's illegal too
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Yeah maybe after 9 11 where everybody gets so sensitive
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Thanks a lot Bin Laden
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Either way you gotta be super smart to count cards buddy Oh really
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It's not easy Maybe we should tell that to rain man
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Because he practically bankrupted the casino and he was a 'ratard '
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What
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He was a 'ratard '
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Retard
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When three friends finally come to after a raucous night of bachelor-party revelry, they find a baby in the closet and a tiger in the bathroom. But they can't seem to locate their best friend, Doug – who's supposed to be tying the knot. Launching a frantic search for Doug, the trio perseveres through a nasty hangover to try to make it to the church on time.