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The Happytime Murders

When the puppet cast of a '90s children's TV show begin to get murdered one by one, a disgraced LAPD detective-turned-private eye puppet takes on the case.

Director

Brian Henson

Year

Genre

action, comedy, crime

Box Office

$20,706,452

Production

STXfilms,Black Bear Pictures,Henson Alternative,Huayi Brothers Pictures,On the Day

Awards

2 wins & 10 nominations

Homepage

http://www.thehappytimemurders.movie/

Detective Connie Edwards

Melissa McCarthy

Jenny

Elizabeth Banks

Bubbles

Lt. Banning

Leslie David Baker

Agent Campbell

Brittenie Marlowe

Ronovan Scargle

Michael McDonald

Tommy

Tito

Rick

Dick

Phil

Robin

Fortune Feimster

Paramedic

Police Station Guard John

Officer Milligan

Officer Delancey

Junior

Caesar

Jack Cook

Fireman

Kerry

Razor

Sandra's Bodyguard

Sandra's Bodyguard

Rio

Carol

Donny

Phil Philips

Sandra

Bumblypants

Larry

Goofer

Sexist Thug

Crab

Roxy

Roxy

Patty Guggenheim

Rotten Cotton Girl

Octopus

Fishlike Businessman

Cop on Phone

EMT #2

Sweet Corn Vendor

Emergency Medical Technician

Beaver

Beach Goer

Thelma Gudmunds

Street Witness

Street Kid

Bodyguard

Hospital Waiting Room Patient

Topaz

Pamela Mitchell

Beach Goer #46

Pretty Girl

Tommy

Brent Schneiders

LAPD Officer

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I guess the carpet does match the drapes - The Happytime Murders

I guess the carpet does match the drapes

J we're gonna have,
we're gonna have - The Happytime Murders

J we're gonna have, we're gonna have

A dirty sun-drenched
beauty contest - The Happytime Murders

A dirty sun-drenched beauty contest

It's a melting pot of people
who live together in Harmony - The Happytime Murders

It's a melting pot of people who live together in Harmo...

Because there's one thing
they have in common - The Happytime Murders

Because there's one thing they have in common

‘Cause although it ain't a crime - The Happytime Murders

‘Cause although it ain't a crime

Hey, so does this massage
include a happy ending or not? - The Happytime Murders

Hey, so does this massage include a happy ending or not?

I'm a pi, and my home
is on the streets, - The Happytime Murders

I'm a pi, and my home is on the streets,

J you gotta dance! & - The Happytime Murders

J you gotta dance! &

J ‘cause that's
what puppets do! & - The Happytime Murders

J ‘cause that's what puppets do! &

J oh, when you tappin' - The Happytime Murders

J oh, when you tappin'

Oh, Mr. p, you're gonna
give me a very fat butt. - The Happytime Murders

Oh, Mr. p, you're gonna give me a very fat butt.

Did you tell her that I was in
Minnesota attending a funeral - The Happytime Murders

Did you tell her that I was in Minnesota attending a funeral

She said, "I'd like to sew
your asshole shut - The Happytime Murders

She said, "I'd like to sew your asshole shut

Don't you know
that poaching puppets - The Happytime Murders

Don't you know that poaching puppets

"Pay us $350,000 by Saturday - The Happytime Murders

"Pay us $350,000 by Saturday

Well, despite my bookish
appearance, - The Happytime Murders

Well, despite my bookish appearance,

It means, "if i'MMA get next
to it, i'MMA gonna fuck it." - The Happytime Murders

It means, "if i'MMA get next to it, i'MMA gon...

And again, and again,
and again... - The Happytime Murders

And again, and again, and again...

If my proclivities
were to be exposed, - The Happytime Murders

If my proclivities were to be exposed,

Please, if you could help me, - The Happytime Murders

Please, if you could help me,

Uh, I appreciate grateful, - The Happytime Murders

Uh, I appreciate grateful,

/ should've turned her down, - The Happytime Murders

/ should've turned her down,

The case was on, - The Happytime Murders

The case was on,

Actually, not really a friend, - The Happytime Murders

Actually, not really a friend,

Sweet mother of god, - The Happytime Murders

Sweet mother of god,

Oh, yeah, it's cows gone
sour 2 - even milkier. - The Happytime Murders

Oh, yeah, it's cows gone sour 2 - even milkier.

Uh listen do you have the latest issue of Puppet Pussy Party - The Happytime Murders

Uh listen do you have the latest issue of Puppet Pussy Party

Uh, listen, do you have
the latest issue - The Happytime Murders

Uh, listen, do you have the latest issue

Looks like this mystery - The Happytime Murders

Looks like this mystery

Listen, um, do you keep a record - The Happytime Murders

Listen, um, do you keep a record

No, I don't,
I'm your average puppet, - The Happytime Murders

No, I don't, I'm your average puppet,

Yes, you came here for pleasure! - The Happytime Murders

Yes, you came here for pleasure!

We're having a sale today,
which is that - The Happytime Murders

We're having a sale today, which is that

Now a new kind of pleasure. - The Happytime Murders

Now a new kind of pleasure.

Hey, why don't you sing us - The Happytime Murders

Hey, why don't you sing us

By the way, nobody really
wears their hat, - The Happytime Murders

By the way, nobody really wears their hat,

Oh, okay. Hey, everybody,
it's Sherlock Holmes, - The Happytime Murders

Oh, okay. Hey, everybody, it's Sherlock Holmes,

I'm gonna shred you
into little bitty pieces - The Happytime Murders

I'm gonna shred you into little bitty pieces

Yeah I un sewed your mother and I made a jacket out of her - The Happytime Murders

Yeah I un sewed your mother and I made a jacket out of her

And? And, "good afternoon,
detective Edwards." - The Happytime Murders

And? And, "good afternoon, detective Edwards."

Yeah, it looks like
you got quite the little - The Happytime Murders

Yeah, it looks like you got quite the little

Oh, well, uh,
there was a porno blaring, - The Happytime Murders

Oh, well, uh, there was a porno blaring,

Well, because the robber
didn't take the money. - The Happytime Murders

Well, because the robber didn't take the money.

The last thing
this department needs - The Happytime Murders

The last thing this department needs

Yup, I'm still the department's - The Happytime Murders

Yup, I'm still the department's

You're watching - The Happytime Murders

You're watching

Returning this fall, - The Happytime Murders

Returning this fall,

At home with Jenny, coach Lyle, - The Happytime Murders

At home with Jenny, coach Lyle,

You're under arrest
for being too hot to handle. - The Happytime Murders

You're under arrest for being too hot to handle.

So tune in
for the entire happytime gang, - The Happytime Murders

So tune in for the entire happytime gang,

Looks like I'll finally
be able to pay off - The Happytime Murders

Looks like I'll finally be able to pay off

So, uh, you're not concerned
with bumblypants being killed? - The Happytime Murders

So, uh, you're not concerned with bumblypants being kil...

Uh, does this answer
your question? - The Happytime Murders

Uh, does this answer your question?

Man, that is the greatest line
of all time. - The Happytime Murders

Man, that is the greatest line of all time.

Sure, the ones that like
that bleached skin - The Happytime Murders

Sure, the ones that like that bleached skin

You know what, Phil,
the happytime gang - The Happytime Murders

You know what, Phil, the happytime gang

It was the first network show
starring puppets - The Happytime Murders

It was the first network show starring puppets

Jeez, you don't have to deny
the puppet part of yourself. - The Happytime Murders

Jeez, you don't have to deny the puppet part of yoursel...

You gave it a shot
with your whole - The Happytime Murders

You gave it a shot with your whole

Hey. I was a cop,
and a damn good one. - The Happytime Murders

Hey. I was a cop, and a damn good one.

Yeah, Phil, you were the first
puppet cop and the last. - The Happytime Murders

Yeah, Phil, you were the first puppet cop and the last.

You got to stop
moving through the world - The Happytime Murders

You got to stop moving through the world

You know what?
It'd serve you well - The Happytime Murders

You know what? It'd serve you well

Puppets just don't seem to be
able to handle themselves - The Happytime Murders

Puppets just don't seem to be able to handle themselves

You know, one of these days,
you're gonna slip up, - The Happytime Murders

You know, one of these days, you're gonna slip up,

"Puppet cops won't shoot
other puppets." - The Happytime Murders

"Puppet cops won't shoot other puppets."

I'm taking off.
Do you wanna get a drink? - The Happytime Murders

I'm taking off. Do you wanna get a drink?

I'm just gonna sit here alone, - The Happytime Murders

I'm just gonna sit here alone,

No matter what they look like
on the outside, - The Happytime Murders

No matter what they look like on the outside,

J never gonna give you up - The Happytime Murders

J never gonna give you up

Hey, Larry coming to you live
with the party cam! Whoo-hoo! - The Happytime Murders

Hey, Larry coming to you live with the party cam! Whoo-hoo!

We've had a lot of complaints
regarding this party. - The Happytime Murders

We've had a lot of complaints regarding this party.

Hurry back ‘cause this hot tub - The Happytime Murders

Hurry back ‘cause this hot tub

Bad dogs! Bad dogs! - The Happytime Murders

Bad dogs! Bad dogs!

They were such
bad, bad, bad dogs. - The Happytime Murders

They were such bad, bad, bad dogs.

You two need to start
behaving like goddamn adults. - The Happytime Murders

You two need to start behaving like goddamn adults.

There was a time
when you two were the most - The Happytime Murders

There was a time when you two were the most

Just like when that motherfucker - The Happytime Murders

Just like when that motherfucker

This jackwad is the reason - The Happytime Murders

This jackwad is the reason

The Philips code prohibits me - The Happytime Murders

The Philips code prohibits me

Look, lieutenant,
nobody turns my brother - The Happytime Murders

Look, lieutenant, nobody turns my brother

I'm gonna catch the bastards
who did these murders. - The Happytime Murders

I'm gonna catch the bastards who did these murders.

I mean, no offense,
I don't wanna start anything, - The Happytime Murders

I mean, no offense, I don't wanna start anything,

No, whoever killed Larry
also took out Mr. bumblypants. - The Happytime Murders

No, whoever killed Larry also took out Mr. bumblypants.

I hated the idea
of having to work - The Happytime Murders

I hated the idea of having to work

He was my brother
and, deep down, - The Happytime Murders

He was my brother and, deep down,

He produced the happytime gang, - The Happytime Murders

He produced the happytime gang,

Can you roll down the window,
for Christ's sake? - The Happytime Murders

Can you roll down the window, for Christ's sake?

Okay. Well,
you know what, do you mind? - The Happytime Murders

Okay. Well, you know what, do you mind?

The Happytime Murders poster

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When the puppet cast of a '90s children's TV show begin to get murdered one by one, a disgraced LAPD detective-turned-private eye puppet takes on the case.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Brian Henson

Writer: Todd Berger, Dee Austin Robertson

Production: STXfilms,Black Bear Pictures,Henson Alternative,Huayi Brothers Pictures,On the Day

Genre: action, comedy, crime

Year: 2018

MetaScore: 27/100

ImdbRating: 5.5

BoxOffice: $20,706,452

Released: 24 Aug 2018

Awards: 2 wins & 10 nominations

Homepage: http://www.thehappytimemurders.movie/