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The Happytime Murders

Don't you knowthat poaching puppets for their feet is illegal?

Don't you know
that poaching puppets for their feet is illegal?

Full Transcript

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Don't you know that poaching puppets
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for their feet is illegal?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:20
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
STXfilms,Black Bear Pictures,Henson Alternative,Huayi Brothers Pictures,On the Day

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Movie Summary

When the puppet cast of a '90s children's TV show begin to get murdered one by one, a disgraced LAPD detective-turned-private eye puppet takes on the case.
"Pay us $350,000 by Saturday - The Happytime Murders 00:07
"Pay us $350,000 by Saturday
Well, despite my bookish appearance, - The Happytime Murders 00:05
Well, despite my bookish appearance,
It means, "if i'MMA get next to it, i'MMA gonna fuck it." - The Happytime Murders 00:10
It means, "if i'MMA get next to it, i'MMA gon...
And again, and again, and again... - The Happytime Murders 00:06
And again, and again, and again...
If my proclivities were to be exposed, - The Happytime Murders 00:06
If my proclivities were to be exposed,
Please, if you could help me, - The Happytime Murders 00:07
Please, if you could help me,
Uh, I appreciate grateful, - The Happytime Murders 00:05
Uh, I appreciate grateful,
/ should've turned her down, - The Happytime Murders 00:05
/ should've turned her down,
The case was on, - The Happytime Murders 00:05
The case was on,
Actually, not really a friend, - The Happytime Murders 00:06
Actually, not really a friend,
Sweet mother of god, - The Happytime Murders 00:04
Sweet mother of god,
Oh, yeah, it's cows gone sour 2 - even milkier. - The Happytime Murders 00:05
Oh, yeah, it's cows gone sour 2 - even milkier.
Uh, listen, do you have the latest issue - The Happytime Murders 00:04
Uh, listen, do you have the latest issue
Uh listen do you have the latest issue of Puppet Pussy Party - The Happytime Murders 00:08
Uh listen do you have the latest issue of Puppet Pussy Party
Looks like this mystery - The Happytime Murders 00:05
Looks like this mystery
Listen, um, do you keep a record - The Happytime Murders 00:06
Listen, um, do you keep a record
No, I don't, I'm your average puppet, - The Happytime Murders 00:05
No, I don't, I'm your average puppet,
Yes, you came here for pleasure! - The Happytime Murders 00:04
Yes, you came here for pleasure!
We're having a sale today, which is that - The Happytime Murders 00:05
We're having a sale today, which is that
Now a new kind of pleasure. - The Happytime Murders 00:04
Now a new kind of pleasure.