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The Happytime Murders

Hell, I poisonedevery good puppet's chance of ever becoming a cop

Hell, I poisoned
every good puppet's chance of ever becoming a cop

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Hell, I poisoned every good puppet's chance
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of ever becoming a cop.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:58
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
STXfilms,Black Bear Pictures,Henson Alternative,Huayi Brothers Pictures,On the Day

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Movie Summary

When the puppet cast of a '90s children's TV show begin to get murdered one by one, a disgraced LAPD detective-turned-private eye puppet takes on the case.
I still feel sick about it every goddamn day. - The Happytime Murders 00:05
I still feel sick about it every goddamn day.
Every poison has an antidote. - The Happytime Murders 00:05
Every poison has an antidote.
Yeah, it was great seeing Jenny again, - The Happytime Murders 00:07
Yeah, it was great seeing Jenny again,
Larry, Jenny - everyone in this world - The Happytime Murders 00:05
Larry, Jenny - everyone in this world
A little help here! Can you get me some help? - The Happytime Murders 00:04
A little help here! Can you get me some help?
You're gonna save my partner's life, - The Happytime Murders 00:04
You're gonna save my partner's life,
L, uh... I had nowhere else to go. - The Happytime Murders 00:04
L, uh... I had nowhere else to go.
Looks like a pretty classic smash and splash. - The Happytime Murders 00:04
Looks like a pretty classic smash and splash.
Edwards, is your history with Philips - The Happytime Murders 00:04
Edwards, is your history with Philips
You know, that agent Campbell is a real douchebag. - The Happytime Murders 00:05
You know, that agent Campbell is a real douchebag.
Yeah, why don't we pay a little visit - The Happytime Murders 00:04
Yeah, why don't we pay a little visit
I people want my power... j - The Happytime Murders 00:05
I people want my power... j
They moved out to the middle of nowhere, - The Happytime Murders 00:06
They moved out to the middle of nowhere,
But it was a two-hour drive, - The Happytime Murders 00:06
But it was a two-hour drive,
I'm just scratching and clawing - The Happytime Murders 00:06
I'm just scratching and clawing
I'm... I'm sorry a little girl lost her father. - The Happytime Murders 00:04
I'm... I'm sorry a little girl lost her father.
That's why you don't swim in your own gene pool - The Happytime Murders 00:04
That's why you don't swim in your own gene pool
Freeze Philips - The Happytime Murders 00:30
Freeze Philips
- Drop the weapon! - Okay. I'm dropping it. - The Happytime Murders 00:04
- Drop the weapon! - Okay. I'm dropping it.
You can't actually like me for these murders - The Happytime Murders 00:54
You can't actually like me for these murders