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The Happytime Murders

I'm a pi, and my homeis on the streets, looking out for the felt because sure as shitno...

I'm a pi, and my home
is on the streets, looking out for the felt because sure as shit
no one else is

Full Transcript

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I'm a pi, and my home is on the streets,
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looking out for the felt
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because sure as shit no one else is.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
65
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:27
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
STXfilms,Black Bear Pictures,Henson Alternative,Huayi Brothers Pictures,On the Day

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Movie Summary

When the puppet cast of a '90s children's TV show begin to get murdered one by one, a disgraced LAPD detective-turned-private eye puppet takes on the case.
J you gotta dance! & - The Happytime Murders 00:05
J you gotta dance! &
J ‘cause that's what puppets do! & - The Happytime Murders 00:06
J ‘cause that's what puppets do! &
J oh, when you tappin' - The Happytime Murders 00:06
J oh, when you tappin'
Oh, Mr. p, you're gonna give me a very fat butt. - The Happytime Murders 00:06
Oh, Mr. p, you're gonna give me a very fat butt.
Did you tell her that I was in Minnesota attending a funeral - The Happytime Murders 00:07
Did you tell her that I was in Minnesota attending a funeral
She said, "I'd like to sew your asshole shut - The Happytime Murders 00:12
She said, "I'd like to sew your asshole shut
Don't you know that poaching puppets - The Happytime Murders 00:04
Don't you know that poaching puppets
"Pay us $350,000 by Saturday - The Happytime Murders 00:07
"Pay us $350,000 by Saturday
Well, despite my bookish appearance, - The Happytime Murders 00:05
Well, despite my bookish appearance,
It means, "if i'MMA get next to it, i'MMA gonna fuck it." - The Happytime Murders 00:10
It means, "if i'MMA get next to it, i'MMA gon...
And again, and again, and again... - The Happytime Murders 00:06
And again, and again, and again...
If my proclivities were to be exposed, - The Happytime Murders 00:06
If my proclivities were to be exposed,
Please, if you could help me, - The Happytime Murders 00:07
Please, if you could help me,
Uh, I appreciate grateful, - The Happytime Murders 00:05
Uh, I appreciate grateful,
/ should've turned her down, - The Happytime Murders 00:05
/ should've turned her down,
The case was on, - The Happytime Murders 00:05
The case was on,
Actually, not really a friend, - The Happytime Murders 00:06
Actually, not really a friend,
Sweet mother of god, - The Happytime Murders 00:04
Sweet mother of god,
Oh, yeah, it's cows gone sour 2 - even milkier. - The Happytime Murders 00:05
Oh, yeah, it's cows gone sour 2 - even milkier.
Uh listen do you have the latest issue of Puppet Pussy Party - The Happytime Murders 00:08
Uh listen do you have the latest issue of Puppet Pussy Party