You can't actually like me for these murders. We like you very much for these murders....
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Phil Philips: You can't actually like me for these murders.
Agent Campbell: We like you very much for these murders.
Phil Philips: What's my motive?
Agent Campbell: The reason most men do stupid things. A woman.
[he turns the lights off and a one-way mirror to an adjacent room opens]
Agent Campbell: Enjoy the show.
Phil Philips: [seeing Sandra inside] What the hell is she doing here?
Connie Edwards: Who is that?
Phil Philips: It's Sandra White. She's one of my clients.
Lt. Banning: Actually, her name is Sandra Peterson. She walked into the federal building this morning and said you murdered her wife, Jenny Peterson.
Phil Philips: Hey, I didn't murder anybody.
Connie Edwards: I didn't know Jenny was even married.
Phil Philips: Neither did I.
Lt. Banning: [turning on the intercom] Let's listen in.
Sandra: Well, he said that he killed them. The entire Happytime Gang, even his own brother.
Phil Philips: What?
Agent Campbell: And why would he do that?
Sandra: We've been having an affair, and he wanted to run away together. He said he killed them all so that I would get my wife Jenny's share, and then I'd be rich, and he could have me all to himself.
Phil Philips: I should have kept my fuzzy blue in my pants
Agent Campbell: We like you very much for these murders.
Phil Philips: What's my motive?
Agent Campbell: The reason most men do stupid things. A woman.
[he turns the lights off and a one-way mirror to an adjacent room opens]
Agent Campbell: Enjoy the show.
Phil Philips: [seeing Sandra inside] What the hell is she doing here?
Connie Edwards: Who is that?
Phil Philips: It's Sandra White. She's one of my clients.
Lt. Banning: Actually, her name is Sandra Peterson. She walked into the federal building this morning and said you murdered her wife, Jenny Peterson.
Phil Philips: Hey, I didn't murder anybody.
Connie Edwards: I didn't know Jenny was even married.
Phil Philips: Neither did I.
Lt. Banning: [turning on the intercom] Let's listen in.
Sandra: Well, he said that he killed them. The entire Happytime Gang, even his own brother.
Phil Philips: What?
Agent Campbell: And why would he do that?
Sandra: We've been having an affair, and he wanted to run away together. He said he killed them all so that I would get my wife Jenny's share, and then I'd be rich, and he could have me all to himself.
Phil Philips: I should have kept my fuzzy blue in my pants
Full Transcript
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You can't actually like me for these murders
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We like you very much for these murders
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What's my motive The reason most men do stupid things
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A woman
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Enjoy the show
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What the hell is she doing here
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Who is that
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It's Sandra White She's one of my clients
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Actually her name is Sandra Peterson
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She walked into the federal building this morning
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and said you murdered her wife Jenny Peterson
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Hey I didn't murder anybody
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I didn't know Jenny was even married
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Neither did I
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Let's listen in
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Well he said that he killed them
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The entire Happytime Gang even his own brother
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What And why would he do that
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We've been having an affair
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and he wanted to run away together
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He said he killed them all
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so that I would get my wife Jenny's share
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and then I'd be rich
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and he could have me all to himself
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I should have kept my fuzzy blue in my pants
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Movie Summary
When the puppet cast of a '90s children's TV show begin to get murdered one by one, a disgraced LAPD detective-turned-private eye puppet takes on the case.
