"The Hateful Eight" quotes

00:04 Hoo hoo hoo 00:34 And both of ya'll murdered Minnie 01:05 Put them on and come inside 00:12 You got business in Red Rock 00:25 Major Warren 00:24 How long you say you been workin' for Minnie 00:45 So are you actually accusing me of murder 00:56 It's the stew that's got me thinking 00:15 Daisy Domergue 00:24 Now throw out your other pistol 00:04 Orale cabron 00:05 Hiya Minnie 00:12 Do you know who that nigger is 00:06 Hang on Daisy 00:41 I'm Oswaldo Mobray 00:10 I just put those other horses away 00:06 Haberdashery 00:03 Jolly good 00:18 I don't know 'bout all that 00:05 Circumstances caused us to take the long way around 00:08 Well excuse me for finding it hard to believe 00:04 That door's a whore 01:11 General Sanford Smithers 00:13 You gonna make a deal 00:29 Goddamn it 00:20 What do I gotta say 00:22 But when you tell me 00:22 The new sheriff 00:04 Hang on Daisy 00:05 That blanket was just a heart breakin' liar's promise 00:03 I got it I got it 00:50 Your boy came up here a few years back 00:36 You sure you don't 00:19 All right bitch 00:09 They find that offensive 00:07 Gimme that fucking gun 00:07 To accomplish that goal they'll kill everybody in here 00:12 You think I'm in cahoots with that fella or her 01:07 My theory is 00:09 You keep talking 00:05 I ain't dead yet 00:11 These are the passengers 00:04 That's your boy Chester talkin' 00:08 Let's slow it down 00:10 Jesus Christ that's awful 00:40 Ole Mary Todd 00:24 Gentlemen 01:04 And as the hangman 00:10 That was a nice dance 00:07 The bar is open 00:05 That's the thing about war Mannix 00:09 And I'm Jody 00:05 The name of the game here is patience 00:09 You keep talkin 00:14 Well I'll tell you like the Lord told John 00:07 So who are you 00:31 Senior Bob 00:09 Talk that sass 00:12 What's your name 00:05 Looks can be deceiving 00:06 In Chattanooga Bringing desperate men in alive's 00:32 So what happened to your horse 00:07 Chris Mannix 00:08 If my sister doesn't make it out of this mountain alive 00:12 And secondly I can't imagine Sweet Dave lifting his fat ass 00:09 If he's a goddamn sheriff 00:15 And that bushwhackin' nut shooter in the basement 00:07 Ah precautions must be taken 00:07 'Cause when niggers are scared O B Huh 01:05 I'm sure I don't know 00:08 'till they invent a trigger a woman can't pull 00:08 Well well well looks like Minnie's Haberdashery 00:14 KICK IT OPEN 00:13 Now what charms this bitch got 01:08 West Virginia 00:08 Is this the way niggers treat their ladies 00:06 Ain't love grand 00:08 You ain't whipping shit 00:09 How ya doin' 00:13 Gentlemen 00:45 This here is Daisy Domergue 00:26 You sons of bitches 00:14 The only time black folks are safe 00:05 I'll be double dog damned 00:07 One of them fellas 00:10 Like I said 00:24 Precisely 00:07 The nigger in the stable has a letter from Abraham Lincoln 00:03 Got room for one more 00:18 John Ruth 00:05 Cut my legs off and call me Shorty 00:09 I don't know that nigger 00:20 Just do it 00:04 A bastard's work is never done 00:08 May I sit down 00:13 I want us to work out a signal system of communication 00:08 When you get to hell 00:06 No one said this job was supposed to be easy 00:14 When the handbill says dead or alive 00:10 You're gonna get a bullet 00:10 You only need to hang mean bastards 00:10 JESUS CHRIST 00:11 That's the problem with old men 00:22 And that dispassion is the very essence of justice 00:04 He ain't sheriff of nothin' 00:04 Why you going to Red Rock 00:36 Put them on and come inside 00:34 My theory is 00:12 You got business in Red Rock 00:25 All right I did it 00:35 He made stew too 00:15 As my first and final act 00:04 Why do I got to go outside 00:37 You know I must have had at least 12 people 00:35 While you were murdering the old man 00:24 Now throw out your pistol 00:12 Do you know that nigger sir 00:34 Major Nigger General Smithers wishes me to inform you 00:36 Humor me 00:10 I just put those other horses away 00:37 Well mi negro amigo 00:07 Circumstances caused us to have to take the long way round 00:18 Oh and Judy said somethin' 00:36 Yeah your boy come up here a few years back 00:06 I get it Haberdashery 00:29 Warren 00:20 What do I got to say 00:04 Well I agree with O B 00:05 That blanket was just a heart breakin' liar's promise 00:04 That's door's a whore 00:34 Now do you have any reason why you would want to interfere 00:36 Now do you have any reason why you would want to interfere 00:03 Jolly good 00:10 Now girl don't you know the darkies don't like 00:09 You keep talking Pete 00:22 So what's going on 00:11 And Minnie 00:07 Give me that fucking gun 00:30 You really think I'm in cahoots with that fella or her 00:37 Now John Ruth wants to take you back to Red Rock 00:05 I ain't dead yet you black bastard 00:07 Well the bar is open 00:05 That's the thing about war Mannix 00:05 So the name of the game here is patience 00:37 Ole Mary Todd's calling so I guess it must be time for bed 00:24 Gentlemen 00:10 Now that was a nice dance 00:14 Well I'll tell you like the good Lord told John 00:31 Lot of hats Senor Bob 00:09 Good one Warren 00:12 What's your name buster 00:05 You know looks can be deceiving 00:08 Let's slow it down 00:07 And ain't no way I'm spending a couple of nights 00:32 So what happened to your horse 00:08 Remember old man 00:05 Well I don't know about all that 00:07 Chris Mannix I may have misjudged you 00:09 He's a goddamn sheriff I'm a monkey's uncle 00:29 And like poor galley slaves 00:08 Well until they invent a trigger a woman can't pull 00:35 Whoa Whoa 00:08 Is that the way niggers treat their ladies 00:37 What's uh Wellenbeck 00:06 Well ain't love grand 00:14 Shut that door 00:08 Hell no I like whippin' 00:34 This here is Daisy Domergue 00:09 How you doing dummy 00:34 Mannix's Marauders That's them 00:24 Let's see some faces let's hear some names 00:26 But John Ruth's tryin' to hang your woman 00:14 Only time black folks is safe 00:05 Well I'll be double dog damned 00:24 Well we could give him Marco 00:10 Like I said friend you got me at a bit of a disadvantage 00:07 The nigger in the stable has a letter from Abraham Lincoln 00:04 Got room for one more 00:18 You don't die by no bullet 00:05 Well cut my legs off and call me Shorty 00:20 Hey hey Dave ask me if my ass is fat 00:09 I don't know that nigger 00:08 Uh may I sit down sir 00:13 Now Daisy 00:04 A bastard's work is never done 00:23 Major Marquis Warren this here's Daisy Domergue 00:08 When you get to hell John 00:14 When the handbill says dead or alive 00:06 No one said the job is supposed to be easy 00:10 A little strange 00:10 You only need to hang mean bastards 00:10 Jesus Christ 00:11 Yeah Warren 00:22 The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck 00:15 I AIN'T GOT NO GU U U N 02:29 Dear Marquis 04:35 Beggin' for his life 04:30 Why we wouldn't just kill y'all 01:58 Sweet Dave 00:12 SAY ADIOS TO YOUR HUEVOS 00:49 Major Marquis Warren 05:11 Listen for a moment