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"The Haunted Mansion" quotes

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A realtor and his wife and children are summoned to a mansion, which they soon discover is haunted, and while they attempt to escape, he learns an important lesson about the family he has neglected.

Director: Rob Minkoff
Writer: David Berenbaum
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family, fantasy
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 34/100
ImdbRating: 5.1
BoxOffice: $75,847,266
Released: 26 Nov 2003
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

47 video clips

MichaelJim EversMadame LeotaEzraHitchhiking GhostMaster GraceyRamsleyMeganSara EversTea GhostEmmaSinging BustsMrs. ColemanMr. Coleman
Dad look - The Haunted Mansion 00:44 Dad look The butler did it You got to be kidding me - The Haunted Mansion 00:05 The butler did it You got to be kidding me Evil and darkness have fallen this night - The Haunted Mansion 00:14 Evil and darkness have fallen this night You're telling me this guy is dead - The Haunted Mansion 00:23 You're telling me this guy is dead Hey what are you doing here - The Haunted Mansion 00:26 Hey what are you doing here Dark spirits from the grave come forth - The Haunted Mansion 00:16 Dark spirits from the grave come forth You have very beautiful children Ms Evers - The Haunted Mansion 00:09 You have very beautiful children Ms Evers If anyone has any objections - The Haunted Mansion 00:11 If anyone has any objections What are you doing - The Haunted Mansion 00:56 What are you doing Angels in heaven together at last - The Haunted Mansion 00:28 Angels in heaven together at last All right - The Haunted Mansion 00:28 All right I'm warning you sir - The Haunted Mansion 00:12 I'm warning you sir Where's that scary albino when you need him - The Haunted Mansion 00:10 Where's that scary albino when you need him There are worse things than purgatory madam - The Haunted Mansion 00:08 There are worse things than purgatory madam Smells like Grandma's house - The Haunted Mansion 00:12 Smells like Grandma's house The master must never know - The Haunted Mansion 00:15 The master must never know Hey honey - The Haunted Mansion 00:16 Hey honey Find the thing that must be read - The Haunted Mansion 00:10 Find the thing that must be read Move over What are you doing - The Haunted Mansion 00:13 Move over What are you doing They're ghosts Dad They're not ghosts - The Haunted Mansion 00:08 They're ghosts Dad They're not ghosts But we have to help them - The Haunted Mansion 00:10 But we have to help them What's all this - The Haunted Mansion 00:15 What's all this If you're gonna kill me kill me - The Haunted Mansion 00:10 If you're gonna kill me kill me She doesn't remember - The Haunted Mansion 00:30 She doesn't remember Are you kids hungry Does anybody want a cookie - The Haunted Mansion 00:16 Are you kids hungry Does anybody want a cookie Well great I'm in Let's get this key - The Haunted Mansion 00:17 Well great I'm in Let's get this key This was to have been her wedding dress - The Haunted Mansion 00:33 This was to have been her wedding dress Silence Whom do you seek - The Haunted Mansion 00:10 Silence Whom do you seek But we're trying to find my wife She'll be - The Haunted Mansion 00:10 But we're trying to find my wife She'll be But I loved her Was love my mistake - The Haunted Mansion 00:10 But I loved her Was love my mistake Tell me Mr Evers - The Haunted Mansion 00:09 Tell me Mr Evers Elizabeth - The Haunted Mansion 00:11 Elizabeth This is my Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition - The Haunted Mansion 00:14 This is my Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition There's a spider in my room There's a what - The Haunted Mansion 00:12 There's a spider in my room There's a what There Happy - The Haunted Mansion 00:13 There Happy How wonderful You're going to kill a ghost - The Haunted Mansion 00:06 How wonderful You're going to kill a ghost Those must be termites - The Haunted Mansion 00:12 Those must be termites Can you ever forgive me - The Haunted Mansion 00:23 Can you ever forgive me Hold on - The Haunted Mansion 00:06 Hold on Well damn you - The Haunted Mansion 00:16 Well damn you I'm not Elizabeth - The Haunted Mansion 00:05 I'm not Elizabeth Tears of joy - The Haunted Mansion 00:06 Tears of joy Excuse me - The Haunted Mansion 00:16 Excuse me I don't want to whack it - The Haunted Mansion 00:03 I don't want to whack it Bob Vila would have a field day with this place - The Haunted Mansion 00:07 Bob Vila would have a field day with this place Every house we look at you find something to pick at - The Haunted Mansion 00:19 Every house we look at you find something to pick at Hey Michael and Megan you okay - The Haunted Mansion 01:04 Hey Michael and Megan you okay

Cast

Jim Evers - Eddie Murphy
Ramsley - Terence Stamp
Master Gracey - Nathaniel Parker
Sara Evers - Marsha Thomason
Madame Leota - Jennifer Tilly
All Cast