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The Heartbreak Agency

Who is lovesick these days? A young journalist wants to expose the charming founder of a lovesick agency as a fake and embarks on a search for his own lost ability to love.

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Shirel Peleg

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comedy, romance

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Maria

Rosalie Thomass

Karl

Hedi

Zolt

Anton

Sibylle

Timea

Suzanne

Maria

Martha

Maria Hofstätter

Zolt

Christopher W. Jones

Turgay

Özgür Karadeniz

Felix

Carina

Santje

Hilde

Margarete Tiesel

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No hope for the future.
I was in really bad shape. - The Heartbreak Agency

No hope for the future. I was in really bad shape.

Eventually, I realized I had to stop
burdening my friends with it. - The Heartbreak Agency

Eventually, I realized I had to stop burdening my friends wi...

I had the impression that,
after two or three months, - The Heartbreak Agency

I had the impression that, after two or three months,

And eventually
I was all alone with my misery. - The Heartbreak Agency

And eventually I was all alone with my misery.

So you said to yourself, - The Heartbreak Agency

So you said to yourself,

{\an8}THE HEARTBREAK AGENCY - The Heartbreak Agency

{\an8}THE HEARTBREAK AGENCY

{\an8}When it comes down to it, - The Heartbreak Agency

{\an8}When it comes down to it,

This is just the beginning, Santje.
Just the beginning. - The Heartbreak Agency

This is just the beginning, Santje. Just the beginning.

- Sure.
- Baby. Hey. - The Heartbreak Agency

- Sure. - Baby. Hey.

Let's... Let's just...
Can't we at least first... shower together? - The Heartbreak Agency

Let's... Let's just... Can't we at least firs...

My feelings. This feels good.
Just like my heartbreak therapist said. - The Heartbreak Agency

My feelings. This feels good. Just like my heartbreak therap...

My heartbreak therapist.
She says you're not even capable of love. - The Heartbreak Agency

My heartbreak therapist. She says you're not even capab...

THE HEARTBREAK AGENCY - The Heartbreak Agency

THE HEARTBREAK AGENCY

Someone put ideas in her head
about how I'm no good for her. - The Heartbreak Agency

Someone put ideas in her head about how I'm no good for...

- A heartbreak therapist.
- Heartbreak therapy? That agency? - The Heartbreak Agency

- A heartbreak therapist. - Heartbreak therapy? That agency?

Not in my bed, dude!
What's wrong with you? Why do you do that? - The Heartbreak Agency

Not in my bed, dude! What's wrong with you? Why do you ...

So you said to yourself, - The Heartbreak Agency

So you said to yourself,

The woman used to be a PR manager at DWH.
She understands marketing. - The Heartbreak Agency

The woman used to be a PR manager at DWH. She understands ma...

And now she's set up an agency creating
emotional needs which she then fixes. - The Heartbreak Agency

And now she's set up an agency creating emotional needs...

No, not another one of those. We don't
need a lawsuit after everything you write. - The Heartbreak Agency

No, not another one of those. We don't need a lawsuit a...

I see. So, with you as editor, Splash
will be a magazine about feelings? - The Heartbreak Agency

I see. So, with you as editor, Splash will be a magazine abo...

Feelings aren't embarrassing anymore.
We can talk about them. - The Heartbreak Agency

Feelings aren't embarrassing anymore. We can talk about...

Then I'll cure not just your heartbreak,
but also scurvy and unicorn bites. - The Heartbreak Agency

Then I'll cure not just your heartbreak, but also scurv...

I always like to open my interviews
with an awkward moment. - The Heartbreak Agency

I always like to open my interviews with an awkward moment.

Don't you think the personality cult here
comes off as a little obsessive? - The Heartbreak Agency

Don't you think the personality cult here comes off as ...

No. I mean,
we use a lot of hearts in our decor. - The Heartbreak Agency

No. I mean, we use a lot of hearts in our decor.

So the name "Heartbreak Agency"
doesn't already do that? - The Heartbreak Agency

So the name "Heartbreak Agency" doesn't alrea...

You know,
people who have had their hearts broken - The Heartbreak Agency

You know, people who have had their hearts broken

However, the pain really is very similar
to a period of depression. - The Heartbreak Agency

However, the pain really is very similar to a period of depr...

I originally set up the agency because
of a personal experience of heartbreak... - The Heartbreak Agency

I originally set up the agency because of a personal experie...

Let's talk about
exactly how this would work. - The Heartbreak Agency

Let's talk about exactly how this would work.

Yeah, that happens, right? You can
feel heartache even in a relationship. - The Heartbreak Agency

Yeah, that happens, right? You can feel heartache even in a ...

So you advise them to leave their partner? - The Heartbreak Agency

So you advise them to leave their partner?

No, it's more that I start a process
rather than offer specific advice. - The Heartbreak Agency

No, it's more that I start a process rather than offer ...

Or the man, and you reach a conclusion. - The Heartbreak Agency

Or the man, and you reach a conclusion.

Yes, well, yes, that happens. - The Heartbreak Agency

Yes, well, yes, that happens.

Sometimes we're so wounded we don't
trust ourselves to, or we forget how. - The Heartbreak Agency

Sometimes we're so wounded we don't trust ourselve...

But this man you've just diagnosed,
you've never met him. - The Heartbreak Agency

But this man you've just diagnosed, you've never m...

So you make the assessment from a distance - The Heartbreak Agency

So you make the assessment from a distance

We don't make assessments
or pronouncements. - The Heartbreak Agency

We don't make assessments or pronouncements.

"This is the condition
of 21st-century women." - The Heartbreak Agency

"This is the condition of 21st-century women."

"Fifty years after sexual liberation, - The Heartbreak Agency

"Fifty years after sexual liberation,

"So they spend as much as
a bicycle courier makes in two full days - The Heartbreak Agency

"So they spend as much as a bicycle courier makes in tw...

This topic had potential, man,
and this is what you do with it? - The Heartbreak Agency

This topic had potential, man, and this is what you do with ...

You could've maybe gotten away with this
in the '90s, but that was 30 years ago. - The Heartbreak Agency

You could've maybe gotten away with this in the '9...

Your article rehashes
the same old shitty patriarchal tropes. - The Heartbreak Agency

Your article rehashes the same old shitty patriarchal tropes...

Now more than ever, we must handle
this issue with sensitivity and awareness. - The Heartbreak Agency

Now more than ever, we must handle this issue with sensitivi...

"Generation Z!" - The Heartbreak Agency

"Generation Z!"

Maybe Benno was okay with that,
but things here work differently now. - The Heartbreak Agency

Maybe Benno was okay with that, but things here work differe...

And the fact you don't understand that
is why I have to suspend you. - The Heartbreak Agency

And the fact you don't understand that is why I have to...

Ms. Geiger, I'm sorry, - The Heartbreak Agency

Ms. Geiger, I'm sorry,

Sure, it's okay, I just wanted to have
a quick word with Mr. Nieke, is that okay? - The Heartbreak Agency

Sure, it's okay, I just wanted to have a quick word wit...

You can say it here. Listen up, everyone,
Ms. Geiger has something to say. - The Heartbreak Agency

You can say it here. Listen up, everyone, Ms. Geiger has som...

I know that you didn't write your article
out of journalistic interest. - The Heartbreak Agency

I know that you didn't write your article out of journa...

You were at our offices yesterday
and took something out of the Let Go Box. - The Heartbreak Agency

You were at our offices yesterday and took something out of ...

The Let Go Box is there so clients
can symbolically release an item - The Heartbreak Agency

The Let Go Box is there so clients can symbolically release ...

A 1970s GT! And you don't just chuck that
in some crap pseudopsychology box! - The Heartbreak Agency

A 1970s GT! And you don't just chuck that in some crap ...

I suspect you wanted to meet with me - The Heartbreak Agency

I suspect you wanted to meet with me

And my wish for you
is for you to understand - The Heartbreak Agency

And my wish for you is for you to understand

So I'm here to offer you my support
in grieving the loss of this relationship. - The Heartbreak Agency

So I'm here to offer you my support in grieving the los...

Well, I stubbed my toe really hard. - The Heartbreak Agency

Well, I stubbed my toe really hard.

You've got a cheese sandwich, a plum,
a pickle and a little cookie. - The Heartbreak Agency

You've got a cheese sandwich, a plum, a pickle and a li...

You've got a honey sandwich, a banana,
a cucumber crown and little tomatoes. - The Heartbreak Agency

You've got a honey sandwich, a banana, a cucumber crown...

Hold on a sec. Uh, no, I'm taking Hedi
to school. When do you need it? - The Heartbreak Agency

Hold on a sec. Uh, no, I'm taking Hedi to school. When ...

Okay.
I'll just quickly pass you over to Hedi. - The Heartbreak Agency

Okay. I'll just quickly pass you over to Hedi.

I just wanted to let you know that your
favorite columnist is back on the market. - The Heartbreak Agency

I just wanted to let you know that your favorite columnist i...

Uh, a date. I'm about to go
on a date with Luca. Finally. - The Heartbreak Agency

Uh, a date. I'm about to go on a date with Luca. Finall...

I can't sit still.
He said he wants to really get to know me. - The Heartbreak Agency

I can't sit still. He said he wants to really get to kn...

A lot of people forget to eat
when they're heartbroken. How about you? - The Heartbreak Agency

A lot of people forget to eat when they're heartbroken....

I haven't eaten anything in three days. - The Heartbreak Agency

I haven't eaten anything in three days.

You know,
it's great that you reached out for help. - The Heartbreak Agency

You know, it's great that you reached out for help.

Yeah. I didn't feel Splash
was a good fit anymore. - The Heartbreak Agency

Yeah. I didn't feel Splash was a good fit anymore.

Yes, and so I thought
I could finally write something for you. - The Heartbreak Agency

Yes, and so I thought I could finally write something for yo...

Yes! I'm back on the market,
if you want to call it that... - The Heartbreak Agency

Yes! I'm back on the market, if you want to call it tha...

No, not everything I write is sexist. - The Heartbreak Agency

No, not everything I write is sexist.

I'll write what you want.
I'll write about destiny. - The Heartbreak Agency

I'll write what you want. I'll write about destiny...

Write about heartbreak, Karl.
And how to get over it. - The Heartbreak Agency

Write about heartbreak, Karl. And how to get over it.

Sincerely. And with feelings.
And you know what? - The Heartbreak Agency

Sincerely. And with feelings. And you know what?

For this whole thing to work, - The Heartbreak Agency

For this whole thing to work,

Clearly I've been off course
this whole time. - The Heartbreak Agency

Clearly I've been off course this whole time.

Kryptonite. For me, it's like kryptonite.
Timea is my kryptonite. - The Heartbreak Agency

Kryptonite. For me, it's like kryptonite. Timea is my k...

He's invincible, but there's this stuff
that makes him vulnerable. Kryptonite. - The Heartbreak Agency

He's invincible, but there's this stuff that makes...

So, she logged into
her old Myspace account - The Heartbreak Agency

So, she logged into her old Myspace account

But... that kind of false hope,
in the end, just hurts more. - The Heartbreak Agency

But... that kind of false hope, in the end, just hurts more.

Excuse me. Sorry. Please, continue. - The Heartbreak Agency

Excuse me. Sorry. Please, continue.

No, please. Please don't.
Don't make that sound. Guys... - The Heartbreak Agency

No, please. Please don't. Don't make that sound. G...

We're free to get together, - The Heartbreak Agency

We're free to get together,

And you can't yet open up. But you won't
ruin the progress my group is making. - The Heartbreak Agency

And you can't yet open up. But you won't ruin the ...

You misunderstood.
It's not that I don't respect you. - The Heartbreak Agency

You misunderstood. It's not that I don't respect y...

I actually have huge respect
for enterprising women. - The Heartbreak Agency

I actually have huge respect for enterprising women.

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Who is lovesick these days? A young journalist wants to expose the charming founder of a lovesick agency as a fake and embarks on a search for his own lost ability to love.

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Director: Shirel Peleg

Writer: Antonia Rothe-Liermann, Elena-Katharina Sohn, Malte Welding

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, romance

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 14 Feb 2024

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