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The Heartbreak Agency

Who is lovesick these days? A young journalist wants to expose the charming founder of a lovesick agency as a fake and embarks on a search for his own lost ability to love.

Director

Shirel Peleg

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comedy, romance

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Maria

Rosalie Thomass

Karl

Hedi

Zolt

Anton

Sibylle

Timea

Suzanne

Maria

Martha

Maria Hofstätter

Zolt

Christopher W. Jones

Turgay

Özgür Karadeniz

Felix

Carina

Santje

Hilde

Margarete Tiesel

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I promise
I'll never do anything like that again. - The Heartbreak Agency

I promise I'll never do anything like that again.

Two conditions. Leave my patients alone. - The Heartbreak Agency

Two conditions. Leave my patients alone.

And you do the full program.
From beginning to end. - The Heartbreak Agency

And you do the full program. From beginning to end.

You'll see.
You'll make a wonderful recovery with us. - The Heartbreak Agency

You'll see. You'll make a wonderful recovery with ...

It will do you a world of good.
You'll overcome your heartache. - The Heartbreak Agency

It will do you a world of good. You'll overcome your he...

- Right.
- Right. Here is your schedule - The Heartbreak Agency

- Right. - Right. Here is your schedule

Self-care products, and this, - The Heartbreak Agency

Self-care products, and this,

You can't tell me every participant gets this level of ...

So, it says here that Mr. Nieke
gets the full, all-round package. - The Heartbreak Agency

So, it says here that Mr. Nieke gets the full, all-round pac...

And, to round it off,
something really awesome. - The Heartbreak Agency

And, to round it off, something really awesome.

I hated this even at school.
What is the point? - The Heartbreak Agency

I hated this even at school. What is the point?

- Odd that I haven't even seen her yet.
- Unfortunately, there was an emergency. - The Heartbreak Agency

- Odd that I haven't even seen her yet. - Unfortunately...

To be honest, lately not so much. - The Heartbreak Agency

To be honest, lately not so much.

I thought I was going through
a rough patch last year. - The Heartbreak Agency

I thought I was going through a rough patch last year.

Because the university
lost some of their research budget. - The Heartbreak Agency

Because the university lost some of their research budget.

But since Timea left,
I dream of that kind of rough patch. - The Heartbreak Agency

But since Timea left, I dream of that kind of rough patch.

I guarantee it won't get better
if you only ever talk about her. - The Heartbreak Agency

I guarantee it won't get better if you only ever talk a...

I once wrote an article
on all the different theories - The Heartbreak Agency

I once wrote an article on all the different theories

I believe you just have to find
the complete opposite of what you had. - The Heartbreak Agency

I believe you just have to find the complete opposite of wha...

Timea is perfect.
I don't want to meet her opposite. - The Heartbreak Agency

Timea is perfect. I don't want to meet her opposite.

It takes 4,000 gin and tonics
or 527 Mai Tais. - The Heartbreak Agency

It takes 4,000 gin and tonics or 527 Mai Tais.

It's so gross, I don't want it - The Heartbreak Agency

It's so gross, I don't want it

Yeah, she's marrying the other guy.
In three days. - The Heartbreak Agency

Yeah, she's marrying the other guy. In three days.

Be a man. Go to her
and tell her how it's going to be. - The Heartbreak Agency

Be a man. Go to her and tell her how it's going to be.

She didn't have to answer.
But she did. She wants you to know. - The Heartbreak Agency

She didn't have to answer. But she did. She wants you t...

Hey. Now come and party,
you old sad sack. Come on. - The Heartbreak Agency

Hey. Now come and party, you old sad sack. Come on.

Here, take my hand.
Come on, let's go. Here, come. - The Heartbreak Agency

Here, take my hand. Come on, let's go. Here, come.

Things don't work out like you expect - The Heartbreak Agency

Things don't work out like you expect

We're nearly there. Granny's probably
already made 100 pancakes for you. - The Heartbreak Agency

We're nearly there. Granny's probably already made...

- When will you pick me up?
- I'll only stay three days. - The Heartbreak Agency

- When will you pick me up? - I'll only stay three days...

I told Zolt that someone dropped out.
And we'll cover his bill. - The Heartbreak Agency

I told Zolt that someone dropped out. And we'll cover h...

He told me to separate sex from love. - The Heartbreak Agency

He told me to separate sex from love.

For the first time in ages, - The Heartbreak Agency

For the first time in ages,

Ovid. Karl gave me a tip from Ovid
to help with heartbreak. - The Heartbreak Agency

Ovid. Karl gave me a tip from Ovid to help with heartbreak.

I'm going to act
like I'm totally over Timea. - The Heartbreak Agency

I'm going to act like I'm totally over Timea.

So that's why I'm expressly asking you
to leave this to the therapists. - The Heartbreak Agency

So that's why I'm expressly asking you to leave th...

Actually, heartbreak isn't something
that necessarily needs treating. - The Heartbreak Agency

Actually, heartbreak isn't something that necessarily n...

I know, that's how
you make your money, but it's a bit like - The Heartbreak Agency

I know, that's how you make your money, but it's a...

5.99 for a singing crocodile? - The Heartbreak Agency

5.99 for a singing crocodile?

Maybe, - The Heartbreak Agency

Yeah, I mean, if we see our relationship
as our sole source of happiness, - The Heartbreak Agency

Yeah, I mean, if we see our relationship as our sole source ...

And I think there are many other things
that can really make us happy. - The Heartbreak Agency

And I think there are many other things that can really make...

Sure, maybe you can
think of something a bit more specific. - The Heartbreak Agency

Sure, maybe you can think of something a bit more specific.

A pair of jeans that really fits?
Is that okay? - The Heartbreak Agency

A pair of jeans that really fits? Is that okay?

I don't know, but I think penguins
seem somehow... friendly. - The Heartbreak Agency

I don't know, but I think penguins seem somehow... frie...

The sweet way they walk, like... - The Heartbreak Agency

The sweet way they walk, like...

Or the way they huddle together
in groups when they get cold. - The Heartbreak Agency

Or the way they huddle together in groups when they get cold...

Or how they slide on their bellies
off ice floes into the water. - The Heartbreak Agency

Or how they slide on their bellies off ice floes into the wa...

I mean, if someone hates penguins,
that's a total psycho red flag, right? - The Heartbreak Agency

I mean, if someone hates penguins, that's a total psych...

Definitely not.
But when you say no-strings sex - The Heartbreak Agency

Definitely not. But when you say no-strings sex

So right from the start, you're thinking
in terms of non-commitment. - The Heartbreak Agency

So right from the start, you're thinking in terms of no...

What? I'm not a butterfly. I'm... - The Heartbreak Agency

What? I'm not a butterfly. I'm...

- I won't be watching that sequel.
- It exists anyway. - The Heartbreak Agency

- I won't be watching that sequel. - It exists anyway.

You don't do it to find your true love.
Sex is sex. - The Heartbreak Agency

You don't do it to find your true love. Sex is sex.

I see. Wouldn't it be terrible
to fall in love during sex? - The Heartbreak Agency

I see. Wouldn't it be terrible to fall in love during s...

Wrong again. I say relationships aren't
the only thing that brings happiness. - The Heartbreak Agency

Wrong again. I say relationships aren't the only thing ...

ARE YOU STILL CRYING
OR HAVE YOU STARTED PAINTING? - The Heartbreak Agency

ARE YOU STILL CRYING OR HAVE YOU STARTED PAINTING?

- Hey, kiddo, everything okay?
- I want you to come get me now. - The Heartbreak Agency

- Hey, kiddo, everything okay? - I want you to come get me n...

Maybe there's one near Granny's house.
You could ask the neighbor's kids-- - The Heartbreak Agency

Maybe there's one near Granny's house. You could a...

My daughter insists on coming home - The Heartbreak Agency

My daughter insists on coming home

She can't even skate.
I bought her the damn thing, - The Heartbreak Agency

She can't even skate. I bought her the damn thing,

Nothing. Guess you've never
hung around a skate park, no? - The Heartbreak Agency

Nothing. Guess you've never hung around a skate park, n...

You want to help yourself
to whatever's in reach, - The Heartbreak Agency

You want to help yourself to whatever's in reach,

Love is hard work.
A lot of people don't want to admit that. - The Heartbreak Agency

Love is hard work. A lot of people don't want to admit ...

But it's an ideal that-- - The Heartbreak Agency

But it's an ideal that--

Romantic love is an ideal
that only very few people achieve. - The Heartbreak Agency

Romantic love is an ideal that only very few people achieve.

And leads many others to expect
far too much from their relationships. - The Heartbreak Agency

And leads many others to expect far too much from their rela...

Do you believe
in big romantic love, or not? - The Heartbreak Agency

Do you believe in big romantic love, or not?

Just pick up the pieces
and try to put people back together. - The Heartbreak Agency

Just pick up the pieces and try to put people back together.

As individuals who...
can also be happy on their own. - The Heartbreak Agency

As individuals who... can also be happy on their own.

And all those romantic comedies
are to blame, - The Heartbreak Agency

And all those romantic comedies are to blame,

The Earth is still turning, wow,
just like it is 24 hours a day. - The Heartbreak Agency

The Earth is still turning, wow, just like it is 24 hours a ...

From an evolutionary perspective,
it makes no sense to celebrate, right? - The Heartbreak Agency

From an evolutionary perspective, it makes no sense to celeb...

You and your Neanderthal wife
should go sit exposed on a cliff - The Heartbreak Agency

You and your Neanderthal wife should go sit exposed on a cli...

It's really nice to meet a woman who-- - The Heartbreak Agency

It's really nice to meet a woman who--

He's not in his room,
he wasn't at the pool - The Heartbreak Agency

He's not in his room, he wasn't at the pool

- She just wants him to be a man for once.
- A gazillion-euro charade? - The Heartbreak Agency

- She just wants him to be a man for once. - A gazillion-eur...

- I don't think therapists can say that!
- I don't care what you think. - The Heartbreak Agency

- I don't think therapists can say that! - I don't...

You dragged an innocent into your crap.
He's about to have a miserable time. - The Heartbreak Agency

You dragged an innocent into your crap. He's about to h...

He won't! You just can't stand
being wrong for once. - The Heartbreak Agency

He won't! You just can't stand being wrong for onc...

Just piss off! I'm going to try
to fix the mess you've created. - The Heartbreak Agency

Just piss off! I'm going to try to fix the mess you...

Dear Timea, - The Heartbreak Agency

For this one person
who is so hard to find. - The Heartbreak Agency

For this one person who is so hard to find.

This one, special person - The Heartbreak Agency

This one, special person

...when you seek me with all your heart.
I will be found by you... - The Heartbreak Agency

...when you seek me with all your heart. I will be found by ...

- He'll ruin all the progress he's made.
- Let him make his own choices. - The Heartbreak Agency

- He'll ruin all the progress he's made. - Let him...

He didn't choose this dumb idea,
you talked him into it! - The Heartbreak Agency

He didn't choose this dumb idea, you talked him into it...

Timea and Egbert chose this verse... - The Heartbreak Agency

Timea and Egbert chose this verse...

And so, before God, the Lord,
they who belong together... - The Heartbreak Agency

And so, before God, the Lord, they who belong together...

- Oh God.
- But if any of those present - The Heartbreak Agency

- Oh God. - But if any of those present

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Who is lovesick these days? A young journalist wants to expose the charming founder of a lovesick agency as a fake and embarks on a search for his own lost ability to love.

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Director: Shirel Peleg

Writer: Antonia Rothe-Liermann, Elena-Katharina Sohn, Malte Welding

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, romance

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.3

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Released: 14 Feb 2024

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