"The Heartbreak Kid" quotes

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A newly wed man who believes he's just gotten hitched to the perfect woman encounters another lady on his honeymoon.

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Writer: Scot Armstrong, Leslie Dixon, Bobby Farrelly
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $36,787,257
Released: 05 Oct 2007
Awards: 1 win

26 Clips

Cast

Eddie - Ben Stiller
Martin - Danny McBride
Deborah - Amy Sloan
Grandpa Anderson - Jerry Sherman
12 Year Old Twin - Nicholas Kromka
12 Year Old Twin - Michael Kromka
Shot Glass Couple - Docky
Shot Glass Couple - Mariann Neary
Baseball Kid - Mishon Ratliff
Busty Woman in Hot Tub - Kayla Kleevage
Lila's Mom - Kathy Lamkin
Cantina Kid - Gabriel Torres
10 Year Old Girl - Natalie Carter
Truck Driver - Sean Gildea
Twins' Father - Dan Geraci
Jodi the Bride - Ali Hillis
Michael the Groom - Joel Bryant
Jodi's Father - Dean Norris
Jodi's Mom - Leslie Easterbrook
Flamboyant Man - Kevin J. Flynn
Wedding Coordinator - Gary Riotto
Bicycle Mugger - Mitch Rouse
Cantina Reveler - Ernest M. Garcia
Cantina Reveler - Gloria Sandoval
Cantina Reveler - Jerry Castellano
Cantina Reveler - Alfonso Castro
Consuela - Eva Longoria
Mariachi Band - Fred Herrera
Mariachi Band - Felipe De La Rosa
Mariachi Band - Anselmo Rivera
Mariachi Band - Arnold Barrera
Kanekoa Band - Kaulana Kanekoa
Kanekoa Band - Vince Esquire
Kanekoa Band - Travis Rice
Kanekoa Band - Brett Nelson
Kanekoa Band - Shawn Michael
Tourist Dad - E.E. Bell
Tourist Mom - Lorna Scott
Tourist Son - Sergio Ruiz
Tourist Daughter - Miranda May
Justice of the Peace - Brett Oakley
Cosmopolitan Bartender - Jared Frazer
River Crossing Father - Alejandro Patiño
River Crossing Mother - Elena Iguina
El Mojado - Manuel Parada
Donkey Woman - Alexis Demangelaere
Ticket Sales Woman - Imelda Flores
Ticket Sales Woman - Sandra R. Kisling
Beach Shack Customer - Jackie Flynn
Beach Shack Customer - Tim Sheehan
Beach Shack Customer - Julie Mandel
Philthee Lopez - Gerard Facchini
Bobby Doyle - Jack Bonoli
Jodi's Wedding Guests - The Kocsis Family
Jodi's Wedding Guest - Tom Whitkin
Jobi's Wedding Guest - Kevin Civale
Jodi's Wedding Guest - John Mulcahy
Jodi's Wedding Guest - Tracy Keim
Jodi's Wedding Guest - Carly Craig
Jodi's Wedding Guest - Mary LaJoinie
Jodi's Wedding Guest - Marika Taylor
Jodi's Wedding Guest - Abigail Bailey
Jodi's Wedding Guests - The Pelson Family
Jodi's Wedding Guests - The Gatof Family
Jodi's Wedding Guests - The Richardson Family
Jodi's Wedding Guest - Ellie Abbott
Jodi's Wedding Guest - Sarah Pelson
Kid At Wedding Table - Apple Kocsis
Kid At Wedding Table - Lucy Thomas
Kid At Wedding Table - Finn Gesner
Kid At Wedding Table - Tess Gatof
Kid At Wedding Table - Teddy Richardson
Kid At Wedding Table - Megan Pelson
Valentine's Day Café Patron - Connie Bishop
Valentine's Day Café Patron - Jay Hoey
Bay City Sports Patron - Jennifer Conforti
Bay City Sports Patron - Kevin O'Malley
Bay City Sports Patron - Christian Lalonde
Bay City Sports Patron - Stacey Seitsinger
Bay City Sports Patrons - Anne Mannal
Bay City Sports Patron - Melissa Gourgoumis
Pie Diner - Berk Nelson
Mac's Barbecue Guest - Julie Polkinghorn
Mac's Barbecue Guest - Gina Beretta
Eddie & Lila's Wedding - Mira Sconzo
Eddie & Lila's Wedding - Denis Roy
Eddie & Lila's Wedding - Michael Burke
Eddie & Lila's Wedding - The Garrett Family
Coco's Diner - Gordy Robinson
Coco's Diner - Kathy Robinson
Coco's Diner - Seth Katz
Coco's Diner - Heather Thau
Coco's Diner - Pappy
Cute Elderly Couple Diner - Mae LaBorde
Cute Elderly Couple Diner - Guenther Hevers
Esperanza Hotel Check In - Serena Poon
Esperanza Hotel Check In - Bob Gaudet
Esperanza Hotel Check In - Nicole Deshaies
Esperanza Hotel Check In - Ricky Coleman
Esperanza Hotel Check In - The Chase Family
Esperanza Hotel Check In - The Higgins Family
Esperanza Hotel Check In - Ina Boyd
Esperanza Hotel Check In - Keets Boyd
Esperanza Hotel Check In - Fran O'Brien
Esperanza Hotel Check In - Mary Swink
Esperanza Hotel Check In - Jane Rollo
Esperanza Hotel Check In - Mike Rollo
Porn Stud - Zack Whitford
Esperanza Hotel Beachgoers - The Dowling Family
Esperanza Hotel Beachgoers - The Brown Family
Esperanza Hotel Beachgoer - Mark S. Curran
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - Gayle Mone
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - Bob Mone
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - Ruth Michelle Meyer
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - Billy Meyer
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - Dante Jimenez
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - George Bedard
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - Mike Cheney
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - Frankie Labriola
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - Rocky Bothello
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - Terry Moran
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patrons - The Corrigan Family
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - 'Trader Fred' Mascolo
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - Sean Hickey
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - Hal Olofsson Sr.
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - Heather Molly
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - Nicol Paone
Esperanza Hotel Bar Patron - Nicole Schellinger
Mexican Town Ferris Wheel - The Quintanilla Family
Mexican Town Ferris Wheel - Kate Cesario
Donkey Fluffer - Jimmy Shay
Manuel's Cantina - Adam C. Smith
Manuel's Cantina - C.B. Tuite
Cantina Kid - Bob Kocsis
Safari Truck Passenger - Kathy Jay
Safari Truck Passenger - Woody Jay
Safari Truck Passenger - Matt Messina
Safari Truck Driver - Tod Griswold
Esperanza Heartthrob Waiter - Jimmy Moses
Esperanza Lunch Patron - Elizabeth Lubbers
Esperanza Lunch Patron - Susan Lubbers
Esperanza Lunch Patron - Griff Baker
Esperanza Lunch Patron - Diane Wilson
Esperanza Lunch Patron - Scott Wilson
Esperanza Lunch Patron - Jaimie Weinstein
Esperanza Lunch Patrons - The Zipper Family
Esperanza Lunch Patrons - The Weinstein Family
Esperanza Lunch Patron - Terry Mullany
Esperanza Lunch Patron - Chris Suozzi
Esperanza Lunch Patron - John Francis Flahive
Esperanza Lunch Patron - Timothy D. Nelson
Esperanza Lunch Patron - Chris O'Mara
Esperanza Lunch Patrons - The Berry Family
Esperanza Lunch Patrons - The Buehrle Family
Esperanza Lunch Patrons - The Canadian Drinking Team
Esperanza Lunch Patrons - The Teahen Family
Esperanza Lunch Patron - Cheryl Hayden
Esperanza Lunch Patron - Cheryl Grosso
Esperanza Lunch Patron - Mary Murphy
Crossing The Border 'Minuteman' - Kyle Nagel
Crossing The Border 'Minuteman' - Mark Prochilo
Crossing The Border 'Minuteman' - Bob Katz
Crossing The Border 'Minuteman' - Stephen Balter
Border Crossing River Babe - Miranda Lisette Carvalho
Little Dancer Boy at Train - Steven Castillo III
Train Hobo Tough Guy - Bryan Dilbeck
Cabo Surf Shopper - Charlie Thomas
Cabo Surf Shopper - Colin Browne
Cabo Surf Shopper - Ben Sarrasin
Cabo Surf Shopper - Jonathan Croft
Cabo Surf Shopper - Katie Francisconi
Camp Counselor - Joe Burkett
Wedding Guest - Anita Argent
Wedding Guest - Jeff Bredt
Laundromat Customer - Cabran E. Chamberlain
Wedding Guest - Kimberly Contreras
Sandra Ramirez - Sandra Eloani
River Crossing Mexican - Eliud Figueroa
Sporting Goods Store Employee - Maggie Grant
Wedding Dancer - Kenny Santiago Marrero
Groomsman - Brad Newman
Boyfriend - David Pearl
Wedding Party Guest - David Alan Poe
Wedding Family Member - Stacey Arwen Raab
Bay City Sports Patron - Sean Ross
Mimi - Betsy Rue
Surfer - Gato Scatena
Bay City Sports Patron - David C. Scott
Wedding Guest - Donn Andrew Simmons
Wedding Guest - Jaime Soria
Wedding Guest - Scott Updegrave
Truck Driver - Brian Vowell