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"The Heartbreak Kid" quotes

The Heartbreak Kid poster
A newly wed man who believes he's just gotten hitched to the perfect woman encounters another lady on his honeymoon.

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Writer: Scot Armstrong, Leslie Dixon, Bobby Farrelly
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $36,787,257
Released: 05 Oct 2007
Awards: 1 win

26 Clips

MacEddieEddie CantrowLilaDocSporting Goods Store EmployeeMartin10 Year Old Girl12 Year Old TwinWedding CoordinatorBuzzGaylaMirandaDeborahTitoFlamboyant Man
Look you wanna know the secret to a happy marriage Do what l do - The Heartbreak Kid 00:12 Look you wanna know the secret to a happy marriage Do what l... That's my dad - The Heartbreak Kid 00:21 That's my dad L smell something weird out here - The Heartbreak Kid 00:07 L smell something weird out here Are you like a widow or something - The Heartbreak Kid 00:34 Are you like a widow or something Now listen to me and listen to me good - The Heartbreak Kid 00:10 Now listen to me and listen to me good Yeah Happy wife happy life - The Heartbreak Kid 00:05 Yeah Happy wife happy life Oh Grouchy Marx calm down - The Heartbreak Kid 00:04 Oh Grouchy Marx calm down L think there's been a mistake 'cause l'm at table 34 but that's the kids' table - The Heartbreak Kid 00:10 L think there's been a mistake 'cause l'm at... Fuck me like a black guy Eddie Come on - The Heartbreak Kid 00:05 Fuck me like a black guy Eddie Come on Lf l had to do it all over again l wouldn't change a darn thing - The Heartbreak Kid 00:22 Lf l had to do it all over again l wouldn't change a... So that's been kind of cool - The Heartbreak Kid 00:07 So that's been kind of cool Miranda We are all ready to play Parcheesi - The Heartbreak Kid 00:06 Miranda We are all ready to play Parcheesi L came in the store today to see you - The Heartbreak Kid 00:05 L came in the store today to see you You know what Why don't you take your little Human Genome Project - The Heartbreak Kid 00:08 You know what Why don't you take your little Human... You're in debt What kind of debt - The Heartbreak Kid 00:08 You're in debt What kind of debt Yeah l love sports - The Heartbreak Kid 00:27 Yeah l love sports Remember this is the Bible Belt These people have guns - The Heartbreak Kid 00:06 Remember this is the Bible Belt These people have guns Do you think you could tell me where l could find Uncle Tito - The Heartbreak Kid 00:30 Do you think you could tell me where l could find Uncle Tito Screw off l'm joking man - The Heartbreak Kid 00:04 Screw off l'm joking man Eddie what are you doing - The Heartbreak Kid 00:46 Eddie what are you doing Excuse me Yeah - The Heartbreak Kid 00:21 Excuse me Yeah Cock me Cock me - The Heartbreak Kid 00:07 Cock me Cock me Hey Listen Tito l need you to do me a big big favour - The Heartbreak Kid 00:12 Hey Listen Tito l need you to do me a big big favour Fuck me - The Heartbreak Kid 00:03 Fuck me Come on kid let's get out of here Come on come on - The Heartbreak Kid 00:10 Come on kid let's get out of here Come on come on She doesn't have a great sense of humour - The Heartbreak Kid 00:25 She doesn't have a great sense of humour

Cast

Eddie - Ben Stiller
Lila - Malin Akerman
Miranda - Michelle Monaghan
Doc - Jerry Stiller
Mac - Rob Corddry
All Cast