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"The Heat" quotes

The Heat poster
An uptight FBI Special Agent is paired with a foul-mouthed Boston cop to take down a ruthless drug lord.

Director: Paul Feig
Writer: Katie Dippold
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 60/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $159,582,188
Released: 28 Jun 2013
Awards: 7 wins & 16 nominations

89 video clips

Captain WoodsAshburnMullinsRojasJason MullinsLevyRobinDealerMrs. MullinsLesoireGinaTatianaBoston Police DetectiveClub Ekko Bartender
My fear is I'm gonna put you in a bikini - The Heat 00:06 My fear is I'm gonna put you in a bikini This job is destroying me - The Heat 00:17 This job is destroying me They're my Spanx - The Heat 00:14 They're my Spanx You want something to eat - The Heat 00:19 You want something to eat It was a terrible resume - The Heat 00:09 It was a terrible resume I'll shut the door on you - The Heat 00:13 I'll shut the door on you Do you even own a fucking mirror - The Heat 00:05 Do you even own a fucking mirror Why don't you have your own phone - The Heat 00:13 Why don't you have your own phone Have you met me - The Heat 00:10 Have you met me Oh shit What's wrong - The Heat 00:08 Oh shit What's wrong I'll kill you and kill her with your fucking dead body - The Heat 00:04 I'll kill you and kill her with your fucking dead body I'm gonna say this one more time - The Heat 00:14 I'm gonna say this one more time Was he a hearing man - The Heat 00:07 Was he a hearing man Just don't look - The Heat 00:35 Just don't look If you're not in trouble you're not doing your job - The Heat 00:04 If you're not in trouble you're not doing your job We pulled two sets of prints - The Heat 00:29 We pulled two sets of prints I had a joint and a few little bags of coke - The Heat 00:05 I had a joint and a few little bags of coke There are absolutely no wires attached to this thing - The Heat 00:15 There are absolutely no wires attached to this thing Two against two - The Heat 00:20 Two against two Who the fuck are you - The Heat 00:24 Who the fuck are you Who closes the door to take a shit - The Heat 00:06 Who closes the door to take a shit You've gotta get a mint in that dumpster - The Heat 00:14 You've gotta get a mint in that dumpster You're just such jerks - The Heat 00:19 You're just such jerks I don't feel it - The Heat 00:05 I don't feel it Who was that - The Heat 00:05 Who was that Are you here to arrest me - The Heat 00:11 Are you here to arrest me I see you have a cat - The Heat 00:55 I see you have a cat When did you become such a fuckin' princess - The Heat 00:04 When did you become such a fuckin' princess You ready to get real - The Heat 00:28 You ready to get real Don't touch underpants - The Heat 00:07 Don't touch underpants Don't make me put the cat down and punch you - The Heat 00:04 Don't make me put the cat down and punch you All due respect to you - The Heat 00:06 All due respect to you I am balls deep in boredom - The Heat 00:05 I am balls deep in boredom Is it magic fucking whiskey - The Heat 00:10 Is it magic fucking whiskey That was wicked rude - The Heat 00:07 That was wicked rude We started a frenzy - The Heat 00:05 We started a frenzy Get up you fuck - The Heat 00:03 Get up you fuck Myself included - The Heat 00:08 Myself included Wow your windows are all boarded up - The Heat 00:14 Wow your windows are all boarded up What're you looking at - The Heat 00:12 What're you looking at Guess you and her are engaged now - The Heat 00:09 Guess you and her are engaged now This fun will have to wait The boss is here - The Heat 00:24 This fun will have to wait The boss is here What the hell did you throw at me - The Heat 00:11 What the hell did you throw at me All right ladies Here's the DNA results - The Heat 00:30 All right ladies Here's the DNA results All right. (over Ship's coming in. - The Heat 00:09 All right. (over Ship's coming in. Are you giving beauty tips - The Heat 00:05 Are you giving beauty tips Are you playing a game What - The Heat 00:30 Are you playing a game What Ashburn - The Heat 00:14 Ashburn ♪ But the city really - The Heat 00:16 ♪ But the city really Could you just just maybe close the door - The Heat 00:16 Could you just just maybe close the door Don't make me put the cat down and punch you - The Heat 00:04 Don't make me put the cat down and punch you Fourteen dollars - The Heat 00:12 Fourteen dollars Get on the ground - The Heat 00:24 Get on the ground Get out now You get out - The Heat 00:09 Get out now You get out Get up you fuck - The Heat 00:04 Get up you fuck Hey Mullins - The Heat 00:14 Hey Mullins Hey Shan - The Heat 00:09 Hey Shan I had a joint and a few little bags of coke - The Heat 00:06 I had a joint and a few little bags of coke I my fear is that I'm gonna put you in a bikini - The Heat 00:06 I my fear is that I'm gonna put you in a bikini I guess you and her are engaged now huh - The Heat 00:09 I guess you and her are engaged now huh I see you have a cat - The Heat 00:55 I see you have a cat I'll kill you and kill her with your fucking dead body - The Heat 00:04 I'll kill you and kill her with your fucking dead body I'm gonna say this one more time - The Heat 00:14 I'm gonna say this one more time It was a terrible r sum - The Heat 00:11 It was a terrible r sum Jesus What - The Heat 00:20 Jesus What Keep it up - The Heat 00:04 Keep it up Listen Tatiana I want to get really real - The Heat 00:31 Listen Tatiana I want to get really real Look it's a frenzy We started a frenzy - The Heat 00:05 Look it's a frenzy We started a frenzy Man lady what the hell did you throw at me - The Heat 00:11 Man lady what the hell did you throw at me Not what you want it to mean - The Heat 00:23 Not what you want it to mean Oh, dick-fucker! - The Heat 00:11 Oh, dick-fucker! Oh my God well that's I am balls deep in boredom - The Heat 00:05 Oh my God well that's I am balls deep in boredom Oh shit - The Heat 00:36 Oh shit Oh well all due respect to you who's your wife - The Heat 00:06 Oh well all due respect to you who's your wife Right If you're not in trouble you're not doing your job - The Heat 00:05 Right If you're not in trouble you're not doing... That officer right there - The Heat 00:09 That officer right there There you go, Shan! There you go, Shan! - The Heat 00:14 There you go, Shan! There you go, Shan! This job is destroying me - The Heat 00:18 This job is destroying me Two against two I like those odds - The Heat 00:20 Two against two I like those odds Welcome home - The Heat 00:11 Welcome home Well... - The Heat 00:20 Well... What are you gonna storm through Boston - The Heat 00:11 What are you gonna storm through Boston When did you become such a fucking princess - The Heat 00:05 When did you become such a fucking princess Who closes the door to take a shit - The Heat 00:05 Who closes the door to take a shit Who is who is that - The Heat 00:05 Who is who is that Wow your windows are all all boarded up - The Heat 00:15 Wow your windows are all all boarded up Yeah Got it Okay here we go - The Heat 00:13 Yeah Got it Okay here we go You know I was uh I was actually married for - The Heat 00:08 You know I was uh I was actually married for You want something to eat - The Heat 00:19 You want something to eat

Cast

Ashburn - Sandra Bullock
Mullins - Melissa McCarthy
Hale (as Demian Bichir) - Demián Bichir
Levy - Marlon Wayans
Jason Mullins - Michael Rapaport
Mrs. Mullins - Jane Curtin
Rojas - Spoken Reasons
Craig - Dan Bakkedahl
Adam - Taran Killam
Julian - Michael McDonald
Captain Woods - Thomas F. Wilson
SWAT Team Leader - Peter Weireter
NY Agent - John Ross Bowie
Tough Guy #1 - William Xifaras
Tough Guy #2 - Cary 'Big Shug' Guy
Prostitute - Erica Derrickson
The John - Tony Hale
Police Dispatch (voice) - Deirdre Horgan
Desk Sergeant - William Ambrose Kennedy
Precinct Officer - Tony V.
Woman with Kid - Amanda Good Hennessey
Drunk Woman - Patty Ross
Tatiana - Kaitlin Olson
Tatiana's Mother - Ellen Becker-Gray
Robin - Andy Buckley
Baseball Announcer - Don Orsillo
LeSoire - Adam Ray
Self - Chris Gethard
Club Ekko Bartender - Dane Anton Aska III
Peter Mullins - Joey McIntyre
Mr. Mullins - Michael Tucci
Mark Mullins - Bill Burr
Michael Mullins (as Nathan Corddry) - Nate Corddry
Gina - Jessica Chaffin
Beth - Jamie Denbo
Pathologist - Miriam Tolan
Drug Dealer in Paint Factory - Alexis Garcia
Paint Factory Henchman - Raw Leiba
Blue Collar Man - Ben Falcone
O'Flanagan's Mother - Joe Stapleton
Wayne - Steve Bannos
Choking Man - Fletcher McTaggart
Paramedic - Zach Woods
Boston Agent - Joe Garland
Boston Agent - Thomas B. Devlin
Boston Agent - Benjamin Evett
Dealer - Elliot Santiago
Dealer - Mitch Silpa
ER Nurse - Katie Dippold
Orderly (as Turner Hagan) - Kelby Turner Akin
Scruffy Bar Patron - Lance Norris
LeSoire Dancer (as Michelle Young) - Michelle Turner Young
LeSoire Dancer - Tyler Clark
LeSoire Dancer - Devon Diep
LeSoire Dancer - Anna Lapteva
Police Dog - Ralph
Pumpkin the Cat - Skylar
Pumpkin the Cat - Tylar
Mullins' Dog - Samantha
Stand IN - Darryl Wooten
Cameo - Ahmaad Aspen
Nightclub Attendee - Lilith Astaroth
Bar Patron (Donnie) - Don L. Bagley
Dancer - Danny Belford
Special Agent Duncan - Marshall Berenson
FBI Agent - William Bloomfield
Business Woman - Brina
FBI Agent - Rick Burtt
Pedestrian - Chemi Che-Mponda
Inmate - Talli Clemons
Police Officer - Guy Cooper
Driver / Man on Street - Christopher Coulouras
Club-Goer - Alexandra Creteau
Cruise Boat Patron - Grace Curley
Dealer#4 - Luis Da Silva Jr.
Orderly - Aaron Dorsey
Dealer #5 - Steven Dougherty
Prisoner - Frank Durant
Prisoner Inmate's Wife - Michele Egerton
Doctor - Paul Feig
Bar Patron - John Franchi
Factory Worker - Dave Gabanelli
Inmate - Mickey Gilmore
Pedestrian - Maria Green
Club Goer - Brett Gustafson
Denny's patron,precesion driver - London Hall
Police Officer - Mark Hawk
Messenger - Conor Healy
Businessman - Paul Held
Club Patron - Lin Hultgren
Hospital Visitor - Frankie Imbergamo
Bar Patron - Charles Matumbi Jackson
Club Ekko Bouncer - Ken Kansky
Detective - Colleen Kelly
Detective at PD Station - John Joseph Lindsey
Club Motivator - Frantz Louizia
FBI SWAT - Charles Luise
FBI Security Officer - Paul Lussier
Park Pedestrian - Phyllis Lynn
Denny's Patron - Gwen MacKay
Club Girl - Tatyanna Malagutti
FBI Agent - Conan Marchi
Boston Police Officer - Tom Mariano
Police Videographer - Daniel Martignetti
Hospital Patient - Robert Masiello
Bar Patron - Jamie Mazareas
Club Patron - Michael McCarthy
Club Waitress - Madeleine McKenzie
Police Officer - Sean McPherson
Officer Russo - Keith Middlebrook
Drunk Poker Player - Christopher Mikael
Federal Agent - Vanessa Morrison
Warehouse Worker - Ken Murray
Daughter - Angelina Natale
Party Boat Patron - Cassidy Neal
Club Patron - Leigh Nicole
FBI Agent - A.J. O'Connell
Onlooker - Ryan O'Connor
Dart Player - Ed O'Keefe
Angel - Joseph Oliveira
Man in Car - Richard Pacheco
Poker Winner - Zinnia Politzer
Driver - Suzanne Prunty
Club-Goer - Curtis Reid
Club Patron - Erin Reinhard
Factory Worker - Brandon Richardson
Bar Patron - Floyd Richardson
ER Orderly - Matt Rouillard
Police Officer - Billy Silvia
FBI Agent - Richard Spink
Boston Police Detective - Michael Stanton
Perp - David Struffolino
Club patron - Ben Tanguay
FBI SWAT - Phil Tavares
Nerd: Coin Collector - Matt Theriault
Club Goer - Sam Vanivray
Howard - George J. Vezina
Police Dog -