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The Heist Before Christmas

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A bank robber dressed as Santa Claus holds up a bank, a child disillusioned with Christmas encounters a man in the woods who, also dressed as Santa, claims to have fallen out of his sleigh.
Director
Edward Hall
Year
2023
Genre
comedy, drama
Box Office
N/A
Production
Calico Pictures,SHUK
Awards
1 nomination total
Homepage
https://www.sky.com/watch/the-heist-before-christmas

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(WESLEY GUFFAWS) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
(WESLEY GUFFAWS)
(CAT PURRING) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
(CAT PURRING)
Are you more of a dog man, Wes? Rabbits. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
Are you more of a dog man, Wes? Rabbits.
According to the station, the Armstrongs are in Andorra. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
According to the station, the Armstrongs are in Andorra.
Now, what does a cat in a house tell you, Wesley? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
Now, what does a cat in a house tell you, Wesley?
Is that like a bird in the hand or two in the bush or what? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
Is that like a bird in the hand or two in the bush or what?
TV: # Snow is falling - The Heist Before Christmas 00:10
TV: # Snow is falling
(HUFFS) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:15
(HUFFS)
Ah, he's a dose! He blames everything on me. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
Ah, he's a dose! He blames everything on me.
(SIGHS) Mikey, you wouldn't ever leave Sean on his own? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
(SIGHS) Mikey, you wouldn't ever leave Sean on his own?
(SCOFFS) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:10
(SCOFFS)
You get all these free holidays from school, Mikey, - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
You get all these free holidays from school, Mikey,
Y'know, if you'd asked them cops if it was OK for you to go off to work - The Heist Before Christmas 00:10
Y'know, if you'd asked them cops if it was OK for ...
Tonight I'm gonna sort my Christmas list - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
Tonight I'm gonna sort my Christmas list
What are you doing in here, Mrs Collins? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
What are you doing in here, Mrs Collins?
Cos I'm not allowed in here. No, you're not, Mrs Collins. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
Cos I'm not allowed in here. No, you're not, Mrs C...
Now you've left the counter area unattended - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
Now you've left the counter area unattended
Oh! Gah! (WHISTLES) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:10
Oh! Gah! (WHISTLES)
You know when you were saying earlier about Christmas last year? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
You know when you were saying earlier about Christmas last y...
(MOANING LIGHTLY) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
(MOANING LIGHTLY)
(Ah, feck!) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:10
(Ah, feck!)
Yes, it is. (CHUCKLES) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
Yes, it is. (CHUCKLES)
It doesn't matter when it is in the year, - The Heist Before Christmas 00:10
It doesn't matter when it is in the year,
So how come Santa's number one fan didn't get a bike last Christmas? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
So how come Santa's number one fan didn't get a bi...
Well, I don't... exactly remember. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
Well, I don't... exactly remember.
Perhaps I didn't think you were ready for a bicycle last Christmas. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
Perhaps I didn't think you were ready for a bicycle las...
This soup, it's a bit thin, Mikey. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
This soup, it's a bit thin, Mikey.
Are you all right, Santa? I mean, where's Rudolph? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
Are you all right, Santa? I mean, where's Rudolph?
After I fell out of my sleigh. What?! - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
After I fell out of my sleigh. What?!
But it takes a long time for a reindeer - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
But it takes a long time for a reindeer
(OMINOUS MUSIC) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:12
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Oh, please, madam, would you draw out - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
Oh, please, madam, would you draw out
Hey, love, Christmas is coming. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
Hey, love, Christmas is coming.
(CHUCKLES) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:09
(CHUCKLES)
Shannon O'Casey. (CUSTOMERS GROANING) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:08
Shannon O'Casey. (CUSTOMERS GROANING)
(SPITS) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
(SPITS)
Stop! (GASPS) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
Stop! (GASPS)
What do you think of that, Daddy Christmas, eh? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
What do you think of that, Daddy Christmas, eh?
You, sir, are a disgrace to that uniform. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
You, sir, are a disgrace to that uniform.
You must be tired on Christmas Day. (SIGHS) Exhausted, Sean. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
You must be tired on Christmas Day. (SIGHS) Exhausted, Sean.
In fact, so exhausted, - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
In fact, so exhausted,
Are we going to the big house, Mikey?Big house? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
Are we going to the big house, Mikey?Big house?
Ho-ho-ho (!) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:08
Ho-ho-ho (!)
Eight next month if it's any of my business, - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
Eight next month if it's any of my business,
I'm talking to you, Einstein... I thought you wanted out of here. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
I'm talking to you, Einstein... I thought you wanted ou...
Not unless we help this man here. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
Not unless we help this man here.
I think he'd do or say anything. (GASPS) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:09
I think he'd do or say anything. (GASPS)
(KNOCK ON DOOR) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
What exactly do you mean, "yes"? You've been off your till... - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
What exactly do you mean, "yes"? You've been ...
What happened to your getaway car, mister bank robber? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
What happened to your getaway car, mister bank robber?
My mum says you make your own luck. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
My mum says you make your own luck.
I didn't escape from an old folks' home, you know? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
I didn't escape from an old folks' home, you know?
I am Father Christmas. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
I am Father Christmas.
My mum, she works at night. Mikey minds me. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
My mum, she works at night. Mikey minds me.
Huh. He's doing a good job (!) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
Huh. He's doing a good job (!)
So you don't know who your da is? I know who he is. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
So you don't know who your da is? I know who he is.
You're mighty sensitive, Einstein. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
You're mighty sensitive, Einstein.
Any time you say something to him, he blows his lid. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
Any time you say something to him, he blows his lid.
And he's always mean to Mum, all the time! - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
And he's always mean to Mum, all the time!
You know, sometimes... sometimes... - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
You know, sometimes... sometimes...
(HIGH—PITCHED WHINE, GROANS) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
(HIGH—PITCHED WHINE, GROANS)
(GROANING) Get out of my way. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
(GROANING) Get out of my way.
(SEAN SHOUTING) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:14
(SEAN SHOUTING)
Mikey? (GROANS) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:08
Mikey? (GROANS)
RADIO: # SLADE: Merry Xmas Everybody (PATRICIA KNOCKS) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
RADIO: # SLADE: Merry Xmas Everybody (PATRICIA KNOCKS)
It's not a question whether I have a minute, Mrs Collins, - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
It's not a question whether I have a minute, Mrs Collin...
Who is she, your cousin? Your auntie? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
Who is she, your cousin? Your auntie?
What was it you said about a sackable offence earlier - The Heist Before Christmas 00:08
What was it you said about a sackable offence earlier
I suppose that's what he should be getting for Christmas, - The Heist Before Christmas 00:08
I suppose that's what he should be getting for Christma...
All I could think of was stuffing that bucket with dodgy tickets, - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
All I could think of was stuffing that bucket with dodgy tic...
That's right - we're two of a kind, you and me. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
That's right - we're two of a kind, you and me.
No, I want the rest of the day off - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
No, I want the rest of the day off
Maybe it's not gonna be much of a Christmas Day, - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
Maybe it's not gonna be much of a Christmas Day,
I want her to have her Christmas with her husband and her baby. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
I want her to have her Christmas with her husband and her ba...
DOMINIKA: Merry Christmas, Seb. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
DOMINIKA: Merry Christmas, Seb.
SANTA: There now. (GROANS) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:09
SANTA: There now. (GROANS)
There. That's a pretty nasty bruise you have there. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:06
There. That's a pretty nasty bruise you have there.
Don't worry. We'll get him back. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
Don't worry. We'll get him back.
If only Rudolph would come back, then we could... I could... - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
If only Rudolph would come back, then we could... I could...
I don't wanna hear any more of that crap, d'you hear me? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
I don't wanna hear any more of that crap, d'you he...
(MUTTERS) Tapelig gutt! What? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
(MUTTERS) Tapelig gutt! What?
"Tapelig gutt", it means "foolish boy" in Norwegian. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
"Tapelig gutt", it means "foolish boy" i...
Gah! (DOG BARKS) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:10
Gah! (DOG BARKS)
GEORGINA: Sierra-Six-Four, still no movement at the house. - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
GEORGINA: Sierra-Six-Four, still no movement at the house.
CONTROL: 'Keep it locked down. We've got dogs sweeping the woods.' - The Heist Before Christmas 00:09
CONTROL: 'Keep it locked down. We've got dogs swee...
(SANTA PANTING) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
(SANTA PANTING)
It's just such a pity. What? - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
It's just such a pity. What?
I don't have my magic dust, - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
I don't have my magic dust,
(PANTING LOUDLY) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:07
(PANTING LOUDLY)
(Thank God!) - The Heist Before Christmas 00:05
(Thank God!)
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A bank robber dressed as Santa Claus holds up a bank, a child disillusioned with Christmas encounters a man in the woods who, also dressed as Santa, claims to have fallen out of his sleigh.

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Director: Edward Hall
Writer: Ronan Blaney
Production: Calico Pictures,SHUK
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2023
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.2
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 24 Dec 2023
Awards: 1 nomination total
Homepage: https://www.sky.com/watch/the-heist-before-christmas

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