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The Hippopotamus

"After what I've been through, "you'll be lucky if it touches the sides

"After what I've been through, "you'll be lucky if it touches the sides

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"After what I've been through,
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"you'll be lucky if it touches the sides.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:32
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Electric Shadow Company

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Movie Summary

Disgraced poet Ted Wallace is summoned to his friend's country manor to investigate a series of unexplained miracles.
One, we let Oliver rattle on home - The Hippopotamus 00:07
One, we let Oliver rattle on home
Or, two, - The Hippopotamus 00:06
Or, two,
I just don't understand every person obsession with sex. - The Hippopotamus 00:06
I just don't understand every person obsession with sex...
Well, there is something that children can learn with help, - The Hippopotamus 00:06
Well, there is something that children can learn with help,
Well, the story is about a down-on-his-luck gigolo - The Hippopotamus 00:09
Well, the story is about a down-on-his-luck gigolo
Well, if we can't drink to my play, let's drink to Lilac. - The Hippopotamus 00:07
Well, if we can't drink to my play, let's drink to...
May she have her miracle. - The Hippopotamus 00:05
May she have her miracle.
'The same toast they'll be making tomorrow night - The Hippopotamus 00:09
'The same toast they'll be making tomorrow night
You don't seriously expect me to join you - The Hippopotamus 00:06
You don't seriously expect me to join you
Miracles are phenomena - The Hippopotamus 00:07
Miracles are phenomena
But nothing miraculous ever actually happens, - The Hippopotamus 00:09
But nothing miraculous ever actually happens,
You can correct a mechanical fault, - The Hippopotamus 00:10
You can correct a mechanical fault,
Everything rots. - The Hippopotamus 00:05
Everything rots.
And that's the beastly bloody end of it. - The Hippopotamus 00:06
And that's the beastly bloody end of it.
Would anyone like a comforting chamomile? - The Hippopotamus 00:06
Would anyone like a comforting chamomile?
I think Tedward and I might have a chat - The Hippopotamus 00:07
I think Tedward and I might have a chat
'So, I was sent here to investigate miracles - The Hippopotamus 00:08
'So, I was sent here to investigate miracles
'Im beginning to feel like doubting Thomas - The Hippopotamus 00:10
'Im beginning to feel like doubting Thomas
My father came to this country from Massachusetts in 1936. - The Hippopotamus 00:06
My father came to this country from Massachusetts in 1936.
When the war came, he enlisted - The Hippopotamus 00:08
When the war came, he enlisted