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The Hippopotamus

'Existential crises are for wankers 'and characters in Scandinavian films.' I told you to...

'Existential crises are for wankers 'and characters in Scandinavian films.' I told you to look after David

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'Existential crises are for wankers
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'and characters in Scandinavian films.'
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I told you to look after David.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:46
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Electric Shadow Company

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Movie Summary

Disgraced poet Ted Wallace is summoned to his friend's country manor to investigate a series of unexplained miracles.
- Which is worth what, exactly? - Well, it's all I - The Hippopotamus 00:08
- Which is worth what, exactly? - Well, it's all I
Whereas you... you have the power to change the world. - The Hippopotamus 00:06
Whereas you... you have the power to change the world.
'Now our fearless teenage leader - The Hippopotamus 00:21
'Now our fearless teenage leader
'The steam whistle replaced - The Hippopotamus 00:10
'The steam whistle replaced
Oh, one of the great undertakings of our age. - The Hippopotamus 00:05
Oh, one of the great undertakings of our age.
Don't tell me the last bastion of sanity of this house - The Hippopotamus 00:09
Don't tell me the last bastion of sanity of this house
The greater the discretion, the larger the tip. - The Hippopotamus 00:06
The greater the discretion, the larger the tip.
Do you know where David is? Oh, come on, John. - The Hippopotamus 00:06
Do you know where David is? Oh, come on, John.
I know you see everything that goes on round here. - The Hippopotamus 00:05
I know you see everything that goes on round here.
In fact, he must spend most nights out in the grounds. - The Hippopotamus 00:07
In fact, he must spend most nights out in the grounds.
'I licked the grass, - The Hippopotamus 00:06
'I licked the grass,
'Clean grass is hay, - The Hippopotamus 00:07
'Clean grass is hay,
'I hugged the leaves, - The Hippopotamus 00:06
'I hugged the leaves,
'Squeezed sap is blood - The Hippopotamus 00:10
'Squeezed sap is blood
Feel the spirit surging through you. You must embrace it. - The Hippopotamus 00:05
Feel the spirit surging through you. You must embrace it.
'I don't recall Saint Francis of Assisi - The Hippopotamus 00:07
'I don't recall Saint Francis of Assisi
'Maybe they just left that part out.' - The Hippopotamus 00:06
'Maybe they just left that part out.'
Are all your cures like that? - The Hippopotamus 00:05
Are all your cures like that?
'And I'll admit it's been particularly hard - The Hippopotamus 00:11
'And I'll admit it's been particularly hard
I may be unreliable when it comes to fonts - The Hippopotamus 00:13
I may be unreliable when it comes to fonts